I don’t like dudes with man buns

hell yes! Finally someone like me who wants to slap every man with one of these as hard as I can!

JUST LIKE THIS

Here is a commercial for the Diesel Driving Academy from my yewt:
https://youtu.be/dOnXaiLMcYU
It is a jingle that stuck with me forever. Here's a tip if you have a car that consistently botches your voice commands when attempting to dictate phone numbers for hands free convos: That's right, my car has that feature, but I digress. Sing the phone number, to include area code, in the same cadence like the dude sings 1-800-551-8900 and your car will almost never mess up.

hello.

Ricky Fowler is engaged to Alison Stokke. The pole vaulter girl. Lucky

I like his chili.

She stiff poles my willy.

Just exited my shitty job. Gonna go home and rub one out.

so the new job lets you work from home, i see. haha

For the day or forever?

Forever, somey. New job starts on the 29th.
<--- me

This calls for a celebration around the ol fire pit.

It's been raining like a mug all week.

What are you doing with your khakis?

Burning them in the firepit.

For reals, I had an idea that when I left this job I'd hand over all my stuff, laptop, badge, etc. then unbuckle and unzip the khakis, pull them off, and hand them over to the bossman, and walk out of the building in my skivvies. However, I left on a Friday, which was a casual day, so I didn't wear them that day. It would've been awesome though.

I imagine a sizeable chunk of a butt cheek hanging out of those skivvies as you make your exit, the open jawed gaze of the bossman distracted only by the blinding reflection of the sun off of these bad boys:

This is the first post for November on RR, 2018.

And this is the last one.

Meat Flap is going to get so horny of those nurse shoes.

playin hard to get.

Have you ever experienced static electricity? I find it to be unpleasant every time I experience this. Just this morning a small, yet violent electrostatic discharge from the earbuds I was wearing jolted my inner ears. I've been shocked millions of times, but never in the ears. This happened as I was in the process of stripping our king sized bed of its sheets, and yes, they are bamboo sheets. The sheets were all stuck together and made crackling noises as I gathered them. That was my warning. I did not heed it and paid dearly for it. Please be careful on your next scheduled sheet changing morning, especially if you are wearing earbuds, so this doesn't happen to you or someone you love. What day and how often do you clean your sheets? We always warsh ours on Fridays so we have clean, crisp sheets for the weekend.

Our sheets get changed every other Tuesday when the cleaning lady comes to the house.

We change ours like once a month after Mrs Tit accidentally bleeds on them.

TMI?

Accidentally? Or is it because you were riding the Red Tube Express?

Earnin them Redwings amIrite? :explodinghighfive:

Dang, you boys saw right thru that.

What's your favorite euphemism for a lady's time of the month? Mine is Riding the Cotton Pony.

I don't know that I have a favorite, but my least favorite is "Aunt Flo is in town."

Yea, those Progressive commercials are funny

I have my GF now saying "Runny Blood Crotch".

I tend to think the negative Glassdoor reviews are the truthful ones.

I just read an article about the foolishness of the Keto diet fad. A co-worker is all about this diet. The next time I see her, I'm going to think of this paragraph:

Although there is no official research regarding the phenomenon that some Keto dieters are calling "Keto crotch," there is an unmistakable trend in people who have noticed an unpleasant smell in the more sensitive areas of their body. Gynecologist and founder for Her Viewpoint, Jessica Shepherd, MD, spoke with delish about the symptom and explained that the diet is likely changing a person's vaginal pH which then effects the odor.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/weve-been-to-st ... 1832878349

this looks really cool.

I follow a couple of FB pages for keto for recipes. A couple of times a day I'll see a post like "been on keto for 6 weeks and have non-stop headaches" or "blood sugar levels are wacked out" or "my doctor told me my liver is failing" followed up by "what should I do???"

The oddest thing I've read from keto proselytizers is how they almost never poop and how they seem to boast about this. Their explanation is that keto is so efficient your body uses everything. Even if that was true, I don't get the negative connotations in regards to the Captain. Good bms are a real delight.

Why don't you do a little research online like I do.

Readers. I bought my first pair of readers. I can't see crap up close.