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Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Nothing wrong with shitting in a whole in the floor, provided you live on the top floor.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:50 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Nothing wrong with shitting in a whole in the floor, provided you live on the top floor.

in a whole what?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Nothing wrong with shitting in a whole in the floor, provided you live on the top floor.

in a whole what?

Look, it's been a long week.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

played another executive type course, Lindero Country Club. (it's just barely a country club)
Several of these holes make it nerve-wracking since there are homes really close to the teebox and fairway.
Since I still have a ways to go to keep it straight (yeh, yeh, insert homo joke here), I cringe and pray real hard when I tee off.
No broken windows as of today.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

played another executive type course, Lindero Country Club. (it's just barely a country club)
Several of these holes make it nerve-wracking since there are homes really close to the teebox and fairway.
Since I still have a ways to go to keep it straight (yeh, yeh, insert homo joke here), I cringe and pray real hard when I tee off.
No broken windows as of today.

The few times I have played golf, I usually found a way to do something dumb when playing near a house.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

jim jack wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

played another executive type course, Lindero Country Club. (it's just barely a country club)
Several of these holes make it nerve-wracking since there are homes really close to the teebox and fairway.
Since I still have a ways to go to keep it straight (yeh, yeh, insert homo joke here), I cringe and pray real hard when I tee off.
No broken windows as of today.

The few times I have played golf, I usually found a way to do something dumb when playing near a house.

what, screwing a teenager?

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

From Wise County True Crime:

Thursday, August 11:

6700 BLOCK OF FARM ROAD 51 NORTH – Two people got into an argument over a horse.

1100 BLOCK OF COUNTY ROAD 3690 – A man reported seeing imaginary people on his lawn.

100 BLOCK OF COUNTY ROAD 3757 – A homeowner reported that his neighbor’s goats damaged his property.

Tuesday, August 9:

INTERSECTION OF U.S. 81/287 AND COUNTY ROAD 4421 – A man reported that a man on horseback threw a beer bottle at his vehicle and damaged his rear window.

http://www.wcmessenger.com/crime/

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:54 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

You know, this thread IS about sharing.

These 2 work with varying degrees of success w/ the Hampton Inn/Hilton chains:
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Lately i've done better with option 2

cap · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:56 pm

cheatin' the system.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:18 pm

eatin' aint cheatin'

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:40 pm

Is that Fabio minus the makeup?

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:14 pm

Recently speaking of sneaky snake, I really do have left stink nose today. :???:

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:48 pm

Quick, change TS's password and lock his posts indefinitely!

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:11 pm

Randy Travis was the "talent" for the annual ass whip gala hosted by the wife's work this evening. He was uncomfortably, yet mesmerizingly bad and seemed shit faced. His voice was turrible. About 5 songs in he passed out and faceplanted off the stage. Chaos ensued. Best.gala.ever.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I hope someone there was recording it on their phone and will soon upload it to youtube.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:56 am

Is he one of the 1001 artists?

cap · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:29 am

I dont expect that. Country doesn't get the respect it deserves.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I tried hominy for the first time tonight. It was good.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:27 am

Next thing you know you'll be eating menudo and I'll be rating rock albums from the 70s.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:30 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

I tried hominy for the first time tonight. It was good.

pozole is the shit. Surprisingly good topped with shredded lettuce.

Spam · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:58 pm

cook a couple of strips of bacon, then throw in the hominy to cook with it

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I'm learning some kickass stuff about hominy.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

I would think that the forum's resident music expert would already know a good deal about things like hominy, pitch, and rhythm.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I have vitiligo on my nutsack.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Pei Wei farts smell really bad.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:25 pm

Chinese is my least favorite of oriental foods. I prefer thai or vietnamese. Pei wei does have good tea tho.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:26 pm

Vietnamese food is the shit. And then it's the shit.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:27 pm

Speaking of restaurants, passengers in cars like to read out loud all the restaurant signs they see. Think about it.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Trained Goucho wrote:

Speaking of restaurants, passengers in cars like to read out loud all the restaurant signs they see. Think about it.

Oh fer Christsakes. Do you have any idea how many times I've wanted to elbow Mrs. Tit in the mouf for doing this on long car trips?

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:21 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

Speaking of restaurants, passengers in cars like to read out loud all the restaurant signs they see. Think about it.

Oh fer Christsakes. Do you have any idea how many times I've wanted to elbow Mrs. Tit in the mouf for doing this on long car trips?

You should use your penis instead of you elbow.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

TerdFerguson wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

Speaking of restaurants, passengers in cars like to read out loud all the restaurant signs they see. Think about it.

Oh fer Christsakes. Do you have any idea how many times I've wanted to elbow Mrs. Tit in the mouf for doing this on long car trips?

You should use your penis instead of you elbow.

But she'd actually feel my elbow.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:59 pm

Catalytic converter quotes for 08 Subaru Outbacks are $1200. Just a shade under $1600 with labor. Time to go car shopping. What a dick in the butt.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Some cars in our lot at work have had their catalytic converters stolen over the past few months. There's other options out there is all I'm sayin'.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

my neighbor had his stolen, apparently they are only bolted in on toyota trucks and suvs
smart

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:02 pm

This happened a few times where I used to work. I never get used to how pathetic some people are.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:50 pm

I've never stood in line behind a woman who was wearing pj bottoms mid day in a store that I would seriously consider giving oral pleasures to johnny on the spot.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Pajama pants are the new sweat pants. They're comfy to wear around the house, but if you wear them out in public, as Seinfeld said, "You've given up on life."

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

I don't mind the work potluck. I do mind when I have to sit next to upper management and/or a client.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:16 pm

I agree about eating with those types, but I don't care for potlucks. I like a consistent theme to a meal that is genre specific.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:17 pm

Is it extra uncomfortable when everyone passes out cards and yours says Fruitdog and they ask what that's all about and you say don't worry about it?

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