Fruitdog is dead, long live Fruitdog.

I don't like eating with Polish people neither!

Having a slice of turkey with gravy alongside a chunk of lasagna on the same plate is a bad matchup. It's sorta like how Chinese buffets should give you buckets instead of plates since you end of walking back to your table with a huge wet mound of varied main courses rendered indiscernible by your bovine greediness.

Don't hate on Chinese buffets. Just ate at one today. I overheard the wait staff talking to each other I swear to you even they don't understand what the other is saying. I promise you they are just making up sounds. That's not a language.

Holy cow I did not know this. Maybe it's with carrier but with TWC, if you connect your STB straight to your TV via HDMI, you can't control the volume with your remote control unless you program it. That's not hard to do really but you have to look up the codes and when you want to change the volume, push the TV button and then you can change volume then hit the CBL button to go back to changing channels. What a beating. You'd think they would have figured this out already.

I don't know what the deal is about the smell of flowers. I don't think they smell bad but they don't smell so awesome that I feel the need to bend over and take a whiff.

Well, it's November so really you've got your mums and your pansies which aren't really aromatic. Wait till spring to judge. In the meantime, buy a bag of scented pine cones. They 're both decorative and smell fantastic.

Good. That proves you ain't a fag

Flowers always smelled like dirt to me.

I thought it might have something to do with the fact I can't smell asparagus in my piss.

One of the daily vitamins I take gives me pretty rank piss.

The scent emitted by my piss after I eat asparagus makes me feel like a king. I've read only 20% of people have the gene that makes your piss smell from it.

I thought it affected everyone's urine smell but most couldn't smell it. Or something.

I'd say the top 3 places where urinals have the yellowist, smelliest unflushed pee are health clubs, airports, and church.

Interesting theory. I am reading on that now. My wife says she can smell mine, but hers doesn't smell, but she may be lying.

What are the top 3 places you'll find an unflushed floater?

per innernet:
It is believed most people produce the odorous compounds after eating asparagus, but only about 22% of the population have the autosomal genes required to smell them.

Well, if that's true, then you 78%ers are missing out.

Work, The Home Depot, home

So, water games, huh?

state fair has to be up there. also, middle school restroom, at least that's what jerry sandusky says.

with a little blood

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I wonder if I might have the flu. I've got that hangover feeling in my stomach but I really didn't drink all that much last night. Also, that feeling usually is gone away by now with previous hangovers. In addition, I ate breakfast and lunch and that usually helps with the hangover feeling. I don't really have any other flu like symptoms, in fact I don't even have a headache.

there is a cold going around.

Breathing fine, no running nose no cough.

Did you eat some tainted fence?

or taint on taint?


i'm sorry. i'll go -------------------->

A couple of weeks ago I got a sore throat that kicked off 3 days of splattery diarrhea and eventually a phlegm filled cough that I'm just finally getting over. Good luck with, with your bottom.

I wonder if this stuff affects cats cuz ours has had the green apple splatters lately.

no flu, fine this morning. flu still can't touch me.

can't touch this...doo doo doo do do do

I last got the flu 8 years ago. I don't get flu shots either. Those are for wusses. You can avoid the flu by simply being a badass.

Never had a flu shot either.

I may have had the flu before, but it didn't really affect me much.

<----- Gets a flu shot every year. I also get one for the little one as well.

The last flu shot I got years ago made me feel a little off for a day or so, so I said screw that and haven't looked back since.

And if you get the flu, so what? That's what sick time is for.

that and sleeping off hangovers

The only flu shot I've gotten in my adult life was 3 years ago. I got the shot in the morning. By the time I left work I had developed a cough. It eventually turned into walking pneumonia. Fuck the flu shot.

just a coincidence

You were smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds every day. That didn't help things.