AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Osama bin Laden = dead

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Good times.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2011 9:51 pm

About fuckin' time. :fist:

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2011 9:56 pm

What's this gonna do to gas prices? Let's get this shit under control!

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Biggest news story in years, and the dallas morning news site crashes.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Does this mean we no longer have to take off our shoes at the airport?

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Worried about nutjobs wanting retaliation.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2011 10:26 pm

46 points left on the table.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Osama is dead??? Only 5 days after he finally released his birth certificate?

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Did anybody have his ass in the death pool? He was pretty young and would have netted a bunch of points.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

jim jack wrote:

Did anybody have his ass in the death pool? He was pretty young and would have netted a bunch of points.

After sobering up I realize that Goucho already raised that point. Screw me.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 8:00 am

This whole thing seems fishy to me.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

jim jack wrote:

Did anybody have his ass in the death pool? He was pretty young and would have netted a bunch of points.

After sobering up I realize that Goucho already raised that point. Screw me.

It takes a great death to remind us how much we suck at Dead Pool.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch wrote:

This whole thing seems fishy to me.

Don't go all Cods on us.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 10:21 am

I don't know what that means. I'm just suspicious of some of the details. I'm not claiming conspiracy or anything.

In reference to tit's post, not fruit's.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 10:35 am

I don't think his body is at the bottom of the ocean. At least not all of it.

I'd like to know how they mapped his DNA so damn fast when it takes weeks normally. They have a full on DNA lab on the boat???

I bet money there will be several body parts that will come out of the desert with the claim they are of Bin Laden's, with the story the US didn't actually bury him at sea. Whether it be a lock of hair or a withered hand or whatever, those sick fucks need something physical to worship.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

He's probably technically below the surface of the water. Someone is probably holding him like you would try and revive a bass.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 11:12 am

I'd like to know how they had a 40 minute shootout and none of the US soldiers got hurt. That's very Star Warsesque.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 11:28 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

win

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

vbear · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 2:19 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

This whole thing seems fishy to me.

Don't go all Cods on us.

you nailed that one.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 2:32 pm

*Looks at voting history*

Let's calm down before we start making comparisons like that.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 2:35 pm

I'm sorry for not automatically believing everything the government tells me, guys.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Conspiracy theory #1 -- he's not dead and Obama is using this for purely political reasons. Bush didn't do it because the war was to valuable to the Republicans and their holdings in Blackwater/Haliburton etc.

#2 (and my favorite) --There never was an Osama Bin Laden. All we ever saw were tapes released by the government. 9/11 was an inside job by the Project for a New American Century who had stated in the mid 90s that in order to continue with Reaganesque policies, the Middle East would essentially have to be conquered. And for the American people to go along with that, a Pearl Harbor-like attack by a Hitler-ish villain would need to happen. They created Bin Laden.

Good times.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

vbear wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

This whole thing seems fishy to me.

Don't go all Cods on us.

you nailed that one.

What kinda craziness is he spouting today?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

I think he was pointing out the fishy/cod pun.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 3:47 pm

fruitdog wrote:

I think he was pointing out the fishy/cod pun.

If that is true, my hats off to both of you.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Shit. That was unintentional.

Cledus · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 4:21 pm

bigboy wrote:

Thats good stuff!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 4:26 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Shit. That was unintentional.

You are a

god.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Diello wrote:

Conspiracy theory #1 -- he's not dead and Obama is using this for purely political reasons.

I love that one. So, killing bin Laden is going to get the right to do a complete 180 on the Kenyan born radical Muslim, huh? No, conservative dolts like Cods and Mallard Toss are going to stick to the script.