My sinuses is congested.

Don't worry about it man. I'm sure you'll be fine. *cough*

I'm worse today. Halloween is now the day Dirty Dead Ceepe comes back and haunts those who mocked him. Maybe we can call him the Great Pumpkinhead.

- "Thatsa right! To alla you bastardos thata kickeda my deada ceepe body Ima back to makea your life a living hell!"

Was that supose to be a Dracula type voice? cuz thats how I read it...

Fake Italian voice. Think Tom Gribble during WTDS... Ceepe used to do the same thing on Miscomm.

He was ahead of his time.

is tit dead yet?

I'm not dead yet.

Glad you aren't dead yet.

Thanks, buddy.

Still got a sinus headache today, but I've been blowing my nose constantly and meh phlegm is now clear. It was yellow this morning, so the change is a good sign. Also, Mucinex makes your pee-pee stink.

I usually only get congestion in my chest and a sore throat when my allergies get bad but this year was different. A couple of weeks ago my sinuses where doing all kinds of weird shit. Like I could hardly hear anything unless I tilted my head back. It was really strange to tilt your head forward and feel your sinus cavities fill with fluid. I found that mucinex didn't do crap for me.

That just gave me an idea for one of those glowing tilting water things you used to see at Spencer's, only this time it'll be shaped like Fruit's head.

If tit does die or don't, we should all get together for a beer anyways.

Woke up in the middle of the night and could barely breathe. Sinus headache is massive. Makes meh teeth ache. Staying home today.

neti pot ftw

You go to the doc yet? If you've got an infection you need to get some anti biotics. You're sinuses are right next to your brain, ya know.

Eh, I don't use my brain for much.

Go to CareNow. You can set up your appointment online and avoid the wait. You'll be in and out in no time with plenty of meds that will knock that shit out.

If you die, will me back that Maris card.

Me and the wife had a discussion the other night about what she should do with my card collection should anything ever happen to me. Of course I said to give it to Tit Jr, but if he doesn't want it, I told her to give it to you. You'd at least know what to do with it.

Saturday, November 13.

don't mess around with a sinus infection, you better go in for a prostate exam

I'm better today, so everyone can suck it.

Oh well.

Thanks for your prayers, cap.

I feel you, Tit. My insurance just changed and while it still completely covers preventive things like physicals I now have a $1500 deductable. So now when I get sick I pretty much wait till I can't drive myself to the hospital before I even think about seeing a doctor.
<--cheapass

It's going to be okay. The republicans took back the House. They've already said the first thing they're going to do is repeal the Health Care Law. Your deductible should be dropping in no time!

Mrs. Tit had a sinus problem back in September and she went to a minute clinic at CVS because that's what her work told her would be the better thing to do to keep overall costs down. They prescribed some shit that didn't work at all, and she just lived with it until she shook it on her own. Moral of the story: Don't go to a doctor located in the same building where you can buy makeup, smokes, and Totino's party pizzas.

I think next time I'll just change allergy medication. I would have this time but I bought a shit ton of generic claritin from walmart not long ago and didn't want to just throw it out.

^ Example as to why Walt is moving. ^

There are better examples.

no, that's pretty dead on.
If I could afford Hawaii, I'd be headed there.