I like toasted marshmallows or in hot chocolate. Can't stand moonpies or smores or any of that other shit. Rice Krispies treats are the bomb though. Oh, and that marshmallow cream is good in hot chocolate instead of actual marshmallows.

A homemade smore done correctly is pretty awesome but it is a beating to do over a campfire.

Due to their overwhelming crumbiness and susceptibility to staleness, graham crackers are a lower tier cracker unless their ground up to be molded into a pie crust.

It's not an official cracker unless you can crush it into a bowl of soup. Graham crackers are only good as a dessert ingredient, so fuck 'em.

You're right. Rice Crispy treats are good and a smore does taste good but a beating to fabricate.

What a gorgeous day it is today with a warm sun and the perfect air for drinking.

Facebook is gay.

But there is nothing gayer than the shared page. Husband Wife Last Name likes Amazon.com.

Fruit and I would have been in.

I, too, enjoy alcoholic beverages on nice days.

If your kid is going to get sick, it's not a terrible thing for them to get sick during the first two days of the NCAA tournament.

I bet you did your wife a big favor by staying home this time.

My 8U coach pitch team has a chance to defend it's championship. We look good....most of the time.

My 10U team....struggaling. A lot of first time players, so we got to coach them up. BTW, DE is head coach. He's much more positive as a coach than a forum member.

does your kid call him coach evil?

Also, it's kinda freaking me out that your kid is already 10 years old. Was the forum around when he was born?

The forum started in January 02. My youngest just turned 9 in feb, born in 04.

I'll have Bo Jackson call him Coach Evil now.

When your kid gets to highschool I'm gonna buy him some beer or maybe some maddog 2020s. #payitforward

^the cool uncle^

Ice cream is a great healer.

When it comes to dogs try the blue.

tick?

When I have to evacuate at work, I prefer to use the handicapped stall due to the extra room. However, the regular stall has a more comfortable seat that conforms to the curves of your posterior. While the handicapped stall's unit has greater height, the seat itself feels like a granite block with a hole in it. The smaller stall's fits perfectly and contains greater ergonomic properties which keep your legs from falling asleep in case you feel like hanging out there with a good book. Despite the claustrophobic confines of the smaller stall, it may be the better option. Further studies will be forthcoming on whether on whether greater comfort aids in waste more easily exiting from one's rump.

I like to take my shirt off when I go..

and put your underwear in the bathroom trash

Dropped $600 for truck repairs.

Receiving an email about a conference call scheduled for Monday that includes words like "mandatory" and "expectations" in the heading conveys negativity.

When I'm sitting at my desk I'll get bloated up like the dead kid in Stand By Me but when I get up to go crop dusting my sphincter turns into Gandalf the Grey when he fought the Balrog.

While I was enjoying my delicious Great Outdoors sandwich today a garbage man whipped into the parking lot to empty their dumpster. Dumpsters are pretty neat if you think about it. Some of them are blue. Other times they are painted green. I'm enamored with dumpsters and enjoy watching the dumpster truck magically lift this gigantic metal box high into the air, turn it over, empty it, and gently set it down in its resting place. Wow.

Peeing behind dumpsters is stressful. So is bringing stuff from my house to put in random business dumpsters. I always feel that I'll see a live baby or a dead body in the dumpster or vermin, like rats. Crazy huh?

A tire caught on fire in our dumpster once when we put some hot bbq charcoals in it a long time ago at this place i worked at. Whoops, our bad.

Do you have any good dumpster stories to share?

I once threw away an old weed eater in the dumpster behind Tom Thumb. I didn't bother to drain the gas or oil from it. I hope it didn't asplode. The dumpster was green.

In high school we found some pretty raunchy porn mags in the dumpster at where I worked. They were still in the paper sack they were sold in. Some poor sap probably bought them for a quick jerk but couldn't take them home so he tossed him. Those badboys went straight into the employee restroom.

I just threw out a lazy boy that was pretty well jacked up in the dumpster at my apartment. It felt strange throwing something like that into a dumpster, even tho I see people throwing couches and shit in there all the time.

We left a desk at the dumpster of our old apartment complex. Some guy came up and asked if he could have it. I was throwing it away, so what the fuck do I care if he takes it. I think the dumpster was blue.

Twist: It took like 3 hours to put that desk together. It had all these cabinets and it was pretty much a piece of shit. I got mad at my wife for buying it and expecting me to put it together.

I lived in an apartment complex once that had some brown dumpsters.

Mexicans?

As I kid I thought the trash men looked cool riding through the neighborhood hanging onto the side of the truck. I told my parents I wanted to be one one day.

I did too, especially after watching a TV show in the early 90s called Roc. It starred the janitor from Rudy and he was a garbage man. His house was full of cool shit he found on his route that he brought home and cleaned up, like a piano. I thought that was a pretty sweet gig.

King of all Blacks is a garbage man and he is very materialistic.

Men at Work is probably the greatest garbage man buddy flick of all time. The BB gun scene was lol.

That might be a little overkill.

I heard it was a big hit down under.

You just love to play with words, don't you.