It depends on if I am putting soap on my wiener.

Wet first then apply cleanser in both cases.

I as well. Yet I see many people in public restrooms do the opposite when washing their hands. I always want to tell them they are doing it wrong. Or to go back to Mexico.

You can stay then.

Apply cleaner to one hand, wet the other, combine.

I don't put any water on my toothbrush except to rinse.

Turn on water, Pump Soap, begin lather, wet hands, lather real hard guud, Rinse.

Turn on water, wet toofbrush, apply toofpaste.

Seriously? No one wants this one?

Sure, I'll take a shot...Records show you don't put toothpaste on it either.

wet hands then add soap

I don't put water on my toothbrush but I do put a little water in my mouth before inserting the toothbrush. It makes more sense to wet the toothbrush but I guess I've never thought about it till now.

I just got one of those electric toothbrushes with the swirling head. When I was about 11, they told us to brush in circles instead of back and forth, but by then I was too set in meh toothbrushing ways and haven't been able to break the habit yet, so I got the new brush to help give my teeth what they need. The swirly toothbrush seems to do more of a polish job and not a full-blown mouf cleansing. I do the old way in the morning and have a dainty polish at night. Not sure if it's made a damn bit of difference.

I've had a sonicare for years now and I think it's great. In fact, I just got a new one for christmas as the old one broke. I went back to the old fashion kind in between and I didn't feel like my teeth got near as clean.

I still got a few left, ya bastards!

(But uh, I do use quite a bit of water when I'm brushing the plastic ones)

I got the $30 one that uses batteries after my old one broke. Works just as good as the $100 one.

Dear Abby died. Little Hoob was shocked to learn that her twin sister was Ann Landers. I preferred Ann because that was who was in the local paper, plus she looked like my mom. Wait a minute. They were twins. Never mind.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130117/DA3S4QS00.html

Because of her advanced age and Alzheimer's, her daughter has written the column for quite awhile. I thought the daughter was hot. However, if Abby was 94, then her daughter is older that hell, too. Once again, Hoob miscalculates on women.

Hoob.

Abby normal is dead?!

Paypal sucks ass. In this day and age, why does it take 4 days to transfer some money into my account?

Chase quick pay works the best.

Just keep on keepin' on.

Canker sores suck.

This stuff works real Guud: http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/kanka- ... 73-product

I like my women like I like my fog...........thick.

Dangit. I was at Walgreens earlier and they didn't have that. Had to buy the store brand.

"Dry butt hump the cook" or "cup the boobs of the cook with both hands from behind" are just two options apron makers should consider.

Prediction: the prosecutor in Kauffman's killer: jilted gay lover.

I think it's mexican mafia

A lot of chicks wore red today.

I met Mrs Tit for lunch today and a bunch of women at her building were wearing red. I wonder why?

I wore red today. I didn't even make the connection till I read these posts. I didn't realize it was valentines day till someone brought heart shaped dounts from DD. :foreveralone:

We're supposed to wear red? Are bars serving red beer today, too?

I wore a red shirt today, but its only cuz thats where it fell in the rotation.

Please, for the sake of all that is holy, can someone put a round through the temple of the guy that yells, "Bah bah booie" after golf shots? Thanks!

Until today, I had never heard the Cat Flushing the Toilet song, which I have learned is three years old. Thanks, K-Ticket for nearly making me wreck the car from laughing.

That's Perry Gripp, the same guy who did "Chimpanzee riding on a Segway" and my personal favorite, "She's a Young Girl Talking about herself (she can't help it)"

At Trader Joe's they are quick to tell you about the need to keep their bread refrigerated every time you purchase it, but they keep it stocked on a non refrigerated shelf.

Peeps marshmallowed birds are the candy corn of Easter.

Robin Eggs are the Robin Eggs of Easter

I hate any snack or treat that has marsh in it. Back in my CompUSA days when I hung out with all of the computer nerds having LAN parties, they would take that jar of jet puffed marshmallow cream and spread it on bread and then wash it down with Mountain Dew or Jolt.

even rice crispie treats and smores?

I haven't had marshmallow cream in years, but I lived that stuff when I was a kid. I preferred it over jelly on my peanut butter sammiches. I actually saw the Fluffernutter brand at World Market, but I haven't bought it yet.