The local Walmart's gonna take a hit with all of the returns.

I'm going to hell.

Up to 20 kids. God damn.

I heard the KinderCare in NewTown, CT just filed for bankruptcy. Fucking economy is going to shit.

If you fart in your office chair and leave, the smell will be waiting for you when you come back, no matter how long your gone.

The douche level in Frisco is at an all time high

Is this a shot at somey? No wonder you were kicked out of the Amigos.

no. i went to that city today

My office chair still stinks. Something is wrong with me.

Why are you sniffing your own chair?

He's a P1 of himself?

I went to the water supervisor's office to work on his pc and just before he got up out of his chair he shitted. SOB!

Every time I sit down it stirs up fart particles I guess. Farticles.

Any time I hear that one song from Charlie Brown Christmas I think of the sad walk on Arrested Development.

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It's not ideal conditions for shirtless frisbee golf today.

Little ELm is building a frisbee golf course, TG.

Little Elm is like your Pawnee.

While it's kind of a dick move, it almost seems a head nod or hand salute is deserving for the dude who sits comfortably in his car while the lady pumps the gas.

Ron Swanson for mayor.

Pete Delkis is the most sensationalist weather man in NTEX

He's tall.

You could do a lot worse Christmas music-wise than Pandora's Indie Holiday channel.

I guess he was right this time.

Have you listened to Jonathan Coulton and John Roderick's new Christmas album? A couple of decent tunes on it.

if you shave 10% of it it looks 20% bigger

and you still need a board tied to your ass

What kills more brain cells? Drinking myself into a stupor, or sitting all afternoon and watching some reality show about coupon clipping, hair conditioner-hoarding dumbasses?

After three hours of that, I am insane now, Chuck.

*Goes and gets beer*

I am slowly going insane.

chuck.

My nostrils are full of Draino, and the goat is playing Scrabble with a Honduran rabbit herder named Emil, Chuck.

On the one hand, I have a pretty good basketball team this year, Chuck. On the other hand, I have some mayonnaise.

Man, some guy named Road Rage is in a pissing match of sorts with the Unticket guy on Twitter. I remember when that used to happen on message boards.

You made me look that up and now I recall why I hate the P1.

Cle cries a little inside when you say things like this.

Let's hope he never learns my true feelings about Texas.

What is the unticket guy doing for membership levels?

I just quit caring about everything.. Ticket, VSBB, Texas...errthang. I'm done.

I would like to conduct a survey. Please answer truthfully for science.

When you wash your hands do you run them under the water first and then get soap and lather up or do you pump the soap on your hands first then run them under water?

Also, do you run water over a bare toothbrush first then apply the toothpaste or do you put the toothpaste on first then run it under the water?

I'll hang up and listen.