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Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

That was my cock.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:19 pm

I still get a kick out of the old "remember when you were a little kid and used to blow bubbles" joke.

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:28 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

That was my cock.

So dreamy. :soppy:

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

TerdFerguson wrote:

There used to be some gum that was shaped like a cube and when you but into it it was filled with some kind of wintermint gel or something. I liked it as a kid.

That would be Freshen Up.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

The T-Mobile commercial girl makes my little bigboy dingus stick out in such a way that it would not take much work to get him to throw up in a tube sock.

Stay away from her. She's mine.

The rappin' commercial where she dances is almost too much for meh pee pee.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:05 am

Franklin and Bash

Not.
That.
Bad.

I never LOLed but I didn't hate. I'm going to give it a chance cuz it's got Zack from SBTB.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:43 am

Spring Creek mobile home park off 75 seems odd, but in those circles it has got to be the template for urban mobile living at its finest.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:30 am

Walmart is in walking distance so they must be in heaven.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Trained Goucho wrote:

Spring Creek mobile home park off 75 seems odd, but in those circles it has got to be the template for urban mobile living at its finest.

I bet that's the park cities of trailer parks

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Dating a stripper is not as exciting as it sounds.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Need more proof. Details please.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:16 pm

Stu wrote:

Dating a stripper is not as exciting as it sounds.

depends on your definition of exciting.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:19 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Need more proof. Details please.

Pics help.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I bet he's talking about a paint stripper. That would be kinda boring.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Nope. A stripper stripper. Met at a charity function.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:04 pm

There would be no dicers for that dunch.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Nope. A stripper stripper. Met at a charity function.

She'll like you more if you buy her a car.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Nope. A stripper stripper. Met at a charity function.

She'll like you more if you buy her a car.

She drives a mercedes. She makes twice what I make. :/

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Nope. A stripper stripper. Met at a charity function.

She'll like you more if you buy her a car.

She drives a mercedes. She makes twice what I make. :/

In that case, you should be blowing her.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Nope. A stripper stripper. Met at a charity function.

She'll like you more if you buy her a car.

She drives a mercedes. She makes twice what I make. :/

In that case, you should be blowing her.

Oh I did.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:26 pm

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Need more proof. Details please.

Pics help.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:28 pm

I'd like to know where she ply's her craft. (for Research)

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Don't have any.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:34 pm

If you can just date her long enough to take her to your reunion....

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Cledus wrote:

I'd like to know where she ply's her craft. (for Research)

I'll pm you.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Does she work the day shift or night shift?

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Totally night shift.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Tit Whistle wrote:

Does she work the day shift or night shift?

People only go to strip clubs during the day for the food.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:59 pm

Stu wrote:

Totally night shift.

Are there some sweet sounds coming down where she works?

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:37 am

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Need more proof. Details please.

Pics help.

This should be a blog.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

When taking a dump, the delayed, really deep farts provide the best relief.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I don't want to think of Stu pooping.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:03 pm

A ginger poop, thats kinda hot.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch wrote:

Pics help.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Tit Whistle wrote:

I don't want to think of Stu pooping.

I bet he's a fully nude pooper.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Just bottomless. I am a never nude.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Are you an analrapist?

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:30 pm

that goes for anything

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Women who work at an optometrist's office are rarely cute.

Cledus · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:53 pm

When a hot Chick picks her feet, It makes her a little fatter and uglier.... until Friday, when she wears those skin tight jeans and resets the whole thing over again. :banghead:

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:59 pm

Weaving feathers into hair is an interestingly slutty trend for womens this summer.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:41 am

People who talk loud on their cell phones at restaurants need to die. I'm about to take a pair of chopsticks to this guy's face.

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