The Return of Swamp Ass

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I was just outside for 30 minutes. Who wants to smell my crotch?

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:03 pm

I powder my balls do you know why?
the state is Texas and summer is nigh.
Inside my trousers because of this heat
3 things worth noting begin to secrete:
my anus & taint & puppet of meat.

I powder my balls I'll tell you why
w/o it my panties become marble rye.
Gold Bond powder is the way to delete
nut butter smells like rutabaga & beets.

I powder my balls now you know why
if your ass is a swamp, give it a try.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:08 pm

Baby powder is good too. I've never felt more fresh. Kind of like a spring morning in my pants.

Cledus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:56 pm

As previously recomended:

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Your swamp butt was sitting on your phone and butt dialed my cell about 6 times on the way home from work.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

If you're talking to me, I apologize. I have a shitty phone and it apparently dials as it pleases as I drive home with it in my pocket.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

If your fatass is sitting on it I would summize that it's calling for help.

Cledus · **Posted:** Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:21 am

POW POW!!!

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

If you're talking to me, I apologize. I have a shitty phone and it apparently dials as it pleases as I drive home with it in my pocket.

You sure do listen to gay music in your car.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

If you're talking to me, I apologize. I have a shitty phone and it apparently dials as it pleases as I drive home with it in my pocket.

You sure do listen to gay music in your car.

Don't.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:37 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

If your fatass is sitting on it I would summize that it's calling for help.

a desperate cry for help.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Assholes.
*sulks away*

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:27 am

What clothes have you decided to sweat profusely in today? I chose a nice top I couldn't help admiring on the physique of one those Under Armour mannequins at Dick's. please note, they look sharpest when tucked in and paired with appropriate/matching belt with shoes.

How many days in a row would you wear a pair of jeans w/o washing them? I'm on day 4. I'll bet that I'll want to vomit when I read some of y'alls unhygienic responses. :popcorn:

My guess for the heat index in DFW today will be around 120 to 130...We're gonna smell folks. Lots of body odor. :babyarm:

cap · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:33 am

2 days. Unless i shart. then 1

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I'll wear jeans/shorts for about a week then throw them in with regular laundry. I'll wear them even if I sweat in them a bunch, but if I drop food on them they get thrown in with the dirties. I've worn underwear 2 consecutive days but that's usually without showering or leaving the house. One thing I don't like is putting on a pair of socks after they've been worn for a full day. They always feel icky to me.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:38 am

For some reason I can only own one pair of jeans at a time that actually fit properly. Even if it's the same brand and style. So I'll go 3, 4, 5 days w/out washing sometimes.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:03 am

In the hot months, I'll go 2 x's.
In the winter, I've been known to extend it to 4 x's.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:28 am

I wash my jeans when they start smelling bad.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:30 am

They may need to go into the washer tonight, now that I think about it.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:37 am

or somesuch wrote:

They may need to go into the washer tonight, now that I think about it.

^ doesn't get Onion Crotch like the rest of us.... he gets lavender crotch. :soppy:

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:32 am

I use the Gold Bond on my junk after a shower. Keeps the taintal area nice and dry through the day.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:01 pm

TerdFerguson wrote:

I use the Gold Bond on my junk after a shower. Keeps the taintal area nice and dry through the day.

Dude, seriously. Move on. Gold bond is for olds. This is sweet Cle's onion crotch territory. I'll rowshambow fear this shit! Boom half Honkey!

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Cledus wrote:

TerdFerguson wrote:

I use the Gold Bond on my junk after a shower. Keeps the taintal area nice and dry through the day.

Dude, seriously. Move on. Gold bond is for olds. This is sweet Cle's onion crotch territory. I'll rowshambow fear this shit! Boom half Honkey!

Wow. That is forum gold right there. Gold, I say!

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

howdy, hoob.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Greetin's, Mister Waltykins.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I once loaded up with a girl who turned out to have swamp ass. I farted to get her out of the car.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

jim jack wrote:

I once loaded up with a girl who turned out to have swamp ass. I farted to get her out of the car.

I married that. But the swamp was in the front part.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

jim jack wrote:

I once loaded up with a girl who turned out to have swamp ass. I farted to get her out of the car.

I married that. But the swamp was in the front part.

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