25th of June

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:33 pm

for some damn reason I have to draft 5/6 year old kids for flag football. I got a spreadsheet with all their stats. Age, height, weight, 40 time and verticals. Unbelievable. Now my competitiveness is kicking in and I'm analyzing these numbers. eff me.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:37 pm

Forward me that spreadsheet. I want in on this.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:41 pm

cap wrote:

I got a spreadsheet with all their stats. Age, height, weight, 40 time and verticals.

This just seems wrong. What's wrong with playing just to play? Why does it have to be this serious? They're damn near preschoolers for christ's sake.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

cap wrote:

I got a spreadsheet with all their stats. Age, height, weight, 40 time and verticals.

This just seems wrong. What's wrong with playing just to play? Why does it have to be this serious? They're damn near preschoolers for christ's sake.

Tit Jr plays soccer in a league where they don't even keep official score til they're 8 years old. It's all about building up skills and getting them interested in the game. Of course, since it's soccer, the latter takes a bit longer.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:54 pm

My buddy was coaching a team and he had that similar stat sheet, and next to about 4 of the players was hand written: "HM!"
I asked him what it was and he said, "Oh, those are good to quite good players with Hot Mommy's, so they will be picked first."

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:27 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

Concentrate on the Washingtons, Jacksons and Jeffersons =Little Elm Sports Assn's Coach of the Year

Unfortunately this is LE. It's mainly ramirez, ortiz, and perez's. Flag doesn't kick off or kick field goals

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:13 pm

3 cheers for the red, white and green! Ole! Ole! Ole!

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

cap wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

Concentrate on the Washingtons, Jacksons and Jeffersons =Little Elm Sports Assn's Coach of the Year

Unfortunately this is LE. It's mainly ramirez, ortiz, and perez's. Flag doesn't kick off or kick field goals

Maiden · **Joined:** Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:18 pm **Posts:** 124

Cledus wrote:

My buddy was coaching a team and he had that similar stat sheet, and next to about 4 of the players was hand written: "HM!"
I asked him what it was and he said, "Oh, those are good to quite good players with Hot Mommy's, so they will be picked first."

So awesome!

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:55 pm

cap wrote:

for some damn reason I have to draft 5/6 year old kids for flag football. I got a spreadsheet with all their stats. Age, height, weight, 40 time and verticals. Unbelievable. Now my competitiveness is kicking in and I'm analyzing these numbers. eff me.

Need a trading partner?

cap · **Posted:** Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:03 pm

I actually have 5 black kids who of course are the fastest on the team. I think I'm going to put the mexicans on the o line and tell them the kid in front of them is from Arizona.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:30 pm

$65 (at least)

cap · **Posted:** Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:16 pm

So, at practice one of the lunch dads told me Deion wanted his son to play on his select league. I had to :roll:

in my head. This may not be a fun season.

cap · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:40 pm

I have a palestinian boy on my team and a jew. This might be interesting.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:46 pm

When one of them starts strapping the football to their chest with duct tape then start worrying.

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