My best friends cousin sent out an email inviting the whole family and some friends to her daughters 3rd birthday.

One of her friends wrote back asking how things were going, and her cousin replied that things were awful and that she was getting ready to leave her husband. She said that he was verbally abusive, and some really terrible stuff like how she was trying to figure out how to get full custody of the kids so he'd never seem them again.

Well, she hit reply all and it was sent to the whole family, including her husbands mother, sisters etc. This resulted in everyone replying all and taking sides, the husband joining in and telling everyone she's nuts.... It was pretty funny to watch it unfold over a glass of wine

this weekend I am going to the lake of the pine.

An underrated Pixies song is Palace of the Brine.

John Locke had a damaged spine.

Poor Rockme. I wonder if these threads cause him to have tears of brine.

fuck 'im. I hope his head is chopped off by a stop sign.

He certainly gives us endless topics to mine.

On Gordon Keith's dick, he would love to dine.

I'm in love with Palm and I feel fine.

I have an iPhone, so I walk the line.

his ass is as wide as the Rhine.

Have you no spine?

A Fish Called Wanda had Kevin Klein.

If want to win money, think of Ben Stein.

When I bought my first car I got my dad to cosign.

I never could tell the difference between sine and cosine.

Jump the Shark was created by Jon Hein.

Tuxedo shoes have too much shine.

it's almost time for tequilla and lime

Reading this shit is a waste of my dime.

That's a shot.