Title says it all. You may include US territories and army bases on foreign soil. Other countries are fine, but list them separately. No one gives a shit if you fucked on a cruise ship in international waters, so don't bother mentioning that here. Also, it must be a full penetration fuck with a chick or a dude. Blowjobs only count as half a fuck. Masturbation doesn't count. If you don't reply, we'll assume you've never fucked anybody.

My list: TX, CA, FL, NY, TN, VA, CO, LA.

You're a rockies fan?

This thread is right out of the giml handbook of gayness, but wtf.

tx nm ok il

I should be able to count Texas 3 times... it's a big fucking state!

Judging from the looks of it I need a vacation

No, a giml thread would be "How many states have you stalked Bob in?"

omgiknowrightiseewhatyoudidthereluvbobkthxbye.

Now all we need is a photoshop of Dan in a speedo.

I forgot OK. I hope to add OR this summer.

TX - duh
OK - the girls are easy there
VA - I think I at least tried
CO - came in my own mouth so that has to count for something
Jamaica - honeymoon
Mexico - preceding Somey's honeymoon

now the question is, who with?

Texas, Arkansas, California. That's all.

TX, FL, AK, CA, NY
Twist: Mexico

TX, OK, LA, ARK, NM, AZ, CA, NV, ALA, MISS, FLA, GA (Coast to Coast along the south!), NY, NJ, VIR, and DC

In the Atlantic but not the Pacific (saltwater is not, shall we say, good for your skin).

Paris.

what in the fuck? The biggest dork here has gotten more ass all over?

Those comic conventions are pussyfests.

Tx
Cancun
Isle mujueras
Play de carmen
Cazumel
Maybe ok...I was on a boat on texoma
Louisiana...I know somey did too
Oh yeah. I'll. Go Cubs!

TX
CA
NV
AZ
WY
ID
OK
MO
LA
NY
GA
SC
VA
MD
PA
CO
FL
HI= 17

Mexico - Cosumel

my wife had to remind me about NV. We got married there. And after that it have been very few times since

That's what you get for marrying a Jewish girl. Sorry about not getting blow jobs...

I'm kinda interested in how cap introduced the topic to his wife and what kind of look he got afterward.

I'm sure it was somewhere along the lines of making him feel guilty.

I'll never be able to look at your wife the same again.

suck it, reindeer games.

cool, glad I could help your cause.

ya know, since you hate me. If everybody cares less, then you are winning...right?

gross

AL, AR, CA, FL, GA, IN, KS, LA, MO, OK, TN, TX

Mexico

TX

TX, WA(1/2), LA(1/2), Japan.

somebody is lying

Nuh Uh, can't prove it.

Cledus is the only one here that I suspect has actually fucked a state itself. Or he may say that he's only gently made love to Texas, and that he would never fuck it.

There are a couple of states that I'd like to hatefuck.

That's one of the weirdest fucking things I think I've ever seen posted.

*Steps across the Montana line, takes swig off of Coors Light*

I hate all of you, and I'm a-gonna screw you all, one at a time.

I raped Idaho.
Of course, with my attorneys and incompetent cops, they didn't prosecute.