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 Post subject: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:26 pm 
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To all terrorists: I took these awful jokes from this website: http://www.grubesismyleader.com

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's ass?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:28 pm 
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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:29 pm 
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I support this thread.

Fuck Mohammed in his nonexistent ass.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
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Location: at yo mamma's
i'm telling www.goislamgo.com

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:53 pm 
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cap wrote:

:D


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:55 pm 
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holy crap.
Several levels of genius there.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:16 pm 
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The Confederate flag helps.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:17 pm 
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042105132.html

Plus the 14 is code for the 14 word confederate pledge or somesuch, the 'CV' is for Confederate Veteran, and the 88 is HH or Heil Hitler.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
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Since the President is shutting do G-Bay, I hope they move all those terrist fucks to federal prisons so they can get shanked after eating the cockmeat sandwich.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Muslim joke series
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:38 am 
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Diello wrote:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042105132.html

Plus the 14 is code for the 14 word confederate pledge or somesuch, the 'CV' is for Confederate Veteran, and the 88 is HH or Heil Hitler.


fuckin neo nazi militia guys are a bunch of toothless dumbasses that got kicked out of the US Armed Forces for doing stupid shit. If you hate the gov't so much...move the fuck away.


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