We're going to see Wilco tonight at McFarlin Auditorium. Last time we saw a show there, we had to park across the SMU campus and walk to the building. That night it didn't rain. Tonight, it's gonna suck. Gonna wear rubbers.

Tornado about 6 miles east of Hoob Acres. Can't touch me.

Another one to the north and is gonna miss again. Hmph.

Get God on your side

I slept through it.

I heard some of it, but it eventually lulled me to sleep, which was nice cuz I was wide awake after having a Starbucks at 8pm.

What flavor did you have?

I had a White Chocolate Mocha. It's my go-to hot beverage. If I get a frap, I like the Caramel Ribbon Crunch, but the new Smores frap is good too. I'm fat.

and gay

Dat Ribbon Crunch gud. I like the plain Caramel Frapp.

This morning we had the mother of all electrical storms alone with an inch and a half of rain.

At some point, it hit about 50 yards to the north, and it sounded like somebody fired a gun twice while standing on the front porch.

Tonight's forecast includes the possibility of giant hail, according to the NWS.

Fuck a duck, Delkus has an army of monkeys that Tweet constantly. I had to unfollow him this morning. He's worse than drunken Grubes.

Lots of fences down in our neighborhood. Some flipped trampolines too.

If you live in a trailer near Krum, you are fucked.

Don't you dare play a drinking game every time Dan Henry uses the word "literally." You will die.

Did you know those things were called jumpolines until your mother got on one.

you got told

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Looking at the radar, I am about to get drilled by a big ass thunderstorm.

he played center for Corinth

Good grief. We have a school event tonight and I am expected to be there. Tornado to the SW and I'm in the path of it whether I go or not. What do I do?

I stayed home.

*Opens beer*

there goes another baseball day

Several months ago, I was at my mom's and Remeisha Shade, the channel 5 weather girl came on.

My dear mother was distressed because it was really obvious that I was lusting after this dark princess.

Tonight, I am getting Tweets from her about the weather, and it is making me all kinds of horny.

Talking about Remeisha, not my mom. That would be creepy.

She is a stop down for me, too. It hard to fathom, but a couple of years ago she was actually a bit skinnier than she is now.

We should all thank him.

I was going to thank Jesus, but I guess it's you I should thank?

it was His strength that helped me hold it

Another round coming up. I just want the damn power at work to stay on this time. Please.

There's a golf course in east Plano that I think Terd used to play at, it's called Pecan Log or something. That place is a lake this morning. The water almost reaches the road that runs by it. Crazy, man.

The Amigos used to play that place all the time. I still book a foursome once a week and still the only one that shows up.

About 2:00 today, I made the decision to get the hell out of work and go home since there are a lot of low areas between work and home. Drove through several areas where the water was rushing over the road.

Later on, I saw where people couldn't get from town to town in this county. I did the right thing by leaving early.

Right now, we are at 4.92 inches at Hoob Acres, and it is still raining hard. The wind is blowing like a mofo.

It's crazy, man.

My boss just flew in from Atlanta (and boy are his arms tired) and said they landed sideways.

It's cool that planes now have swivel wheels, like on a desk chair.

IT'S FUCKING RAINING!!!

only in the poor parts of NTX

Don't quote me boy but I ain't seen shit.

It rained hard in Richardson for about 10 minutes, I swear.

*official Blood Moon update: the moon is nearly blacked out but it is not red. I repeat, it is not red.