My cock smells like hand

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

Now I have a sock full of viagra squeezings.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:27 pm

If only Bath and Body Works could come up with a candle that smelled like that sock.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

don keyballs wrote:

Now I have a sock full of viagra squeezings.

You should have made sink babies instead.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:03 pm

While your wife was brushing her teeth.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:08 pm

In the den. With a pipe.

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

I started thinking about the Jack Sox this morning. How many people put together what "Jack Sox" meant? I'm sorry that I was never part of that organization.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:39 am

Did we ever get a team photo?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:26 pm

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:57 pm

I bet Lurker is still looking at Wicked Weasel and prolly wears a shirt that says "free mustache rides".

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:05 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

We'll always have the DT's.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

We'll always have the DT's.

I feel like Lester Hashey with the 101st

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

We'll always have the DT's.

I feel like Lester Hashey with the 101st

I feel like a guy who didn't watch Band of Brothers close enough.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:29 pm

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:mad:

You played one game for the original incarnation. Ich, Elmer Wayne, Calvinator, and Abby played more games. You played as many for us as Lurker did.

Now, now. He did play our last season too. But three of those four did play more games than he did.

True, but I consider the 1 win in 4 seasons Jacksox to be the core team.

We'll always have the DT's.

I feel like Lester Hashey with the 101st

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

So the Jack Sox are no longer? Did you have shirts made? I would like to get one if possible. Nothing would make me happier than to shoot my baby gravy into a Jack Sox shirt.

Consider it my dying wish.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:02 am

We're not done. We're just on break right now.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

We'll resume when we get younger.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:24 am

We're waiting for Cap to get it set up.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

don keyballs wrote:

So the Jack Sox are no longer? Did you have shirts made? I would like to get one if possible. Nothing would make me happier than to shoot my baby gravy into a Jack Sox shirt.

Consider it my dying wish.

*buys glock*
*loads it*
*digs up torn up Jack sox shirt*
*digs up old Oui magazines*

*drives over to DK's house*

You got it, sport.

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

You stay away from my house. If you are coming into my neighborhood, I will know it because the Amber Alert will go off.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

don keyballs wrote:

You stay away from my house. If you are coming into my neighborhood, I will know it because the Amber Alert will go off.

nah, my trunk's full for now.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

don keyballs wrote:

You stay away from my house. If you are coming into my neighborhood, I will know it because the Amber Alert will go off.

nah, my trunk's full for now.

You do have a lot of junk in your trunk.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:34 pm

Stu wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

don keyballs wrote:

You stay away from my house. If you are coming into my neighborhood, I will know it because the Amber Alert will go off.

nah, my trunk's full for now.

You do have a lot of junk in your trunk.

Whatcha gon do wit all dat?

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Stu wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

don keyballs wrote:

You stay away from my house. If you are coming into my neighborhood, I will know it because the Amber Alert will go off.

nah, my trunk's full for now.

You do have a lot of junk in your trunk.

yes, but none of them are kicking the trunk lid anymore.

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