According to Weather Underground, the high on Thursday will be 27. Low that night, 13. My dogs will still expect to be walked, and I will still deliver (According to my wife).

At least I won't be driving in it like I was on Xmas Eve.

Oh, and every newscast will be led off with reporters standing out in the cold. I think I just found a job that Rebecca Aquilar could do if she was still working.

Reminds me of when Tracy Rowlett was talking to some blond bitch standing out in the freezing cold years ago. It was so cold her lips went numb and she started slurring her words. In Tracy's most profound act of compassion, he started laughing uncontrollably.

HA! That's it! I thought I had seen it on youtube before but I couldn't find it a while ago. Too bad they cut it right when Tracy started cracking up.

Poor Valerie, she's out there freezing her ass off and Chip comes back with a FOLLOW UP!!!

Supposed to be in the single digits by Saturday!!!

I'm gonna get me a pair of nutmuffs.

they make 'em that small?

Gawd, I hope so! A temp of 7 or 8 will make em shrink up to english pea size!

This 'deep freeze' won't happen. Global warming will prevent it.

I'm going to use that one later today.

It's amazing how people around here talk up the weather and exaggerate what's going to happen. By the time they get through telling it, we're gonna get snowed in.

This morning I heard Jennifer Lopez (the thin weather chick, not the singer) say 30 percent chance of rain or snow and we won't have a problem.

Tonight at the ball game I heard they changed it to BAD WEATHER IS LIKELY. It was the talk of the town.

I get home and crank up the computer and find out that precip has been all but removed from the forecast. I knew better than to believe those dummies.

Welp, I was wrong. Hoob HS is out on Thursday due to ice. Back to bed.

Lucky bastard. We didn't get shit out here.

Greg Fields may have failed as a black man, but I like his unflappable non dramatic demeanor during these trying weather events. The channel 8 traffic chick Alexa Conomos looks like a bucket of junior league crazy.

Damn Al Gore! Damn him to hell!

Told Little Evil that there was now school today. He asked why and I told him that the Little Elm ISD was a bunch of kneejerk idiots. He just said "whatever that means" and turned on his XBox360. Oh to be young again......

My office doesn't open until 10:00 am this morning. Too bad they didn't change the phone message until after I left for work this morning!

Still and well, I've been able to catch up on e-mail and starting to clear my desk uninterrupted.

We didn't get shit in Euless either but that didn't stop them from shutting down the school. What a bunch of idiots.

I drove around Denton this morning and ran some errands. Twas no ice to be seen.

However, I just now walked the dogs and it nearly kilt me. Just think, to someone somewhere this seems like a warm day.

too cold for kids to be sitting outside during recess.

I looked at the current temp national map at around 10:30 and there was only 1 place on it that had a temp above 60, dirty ass brownsville.

hi, fruit.

hey walter

Naturally, I'm damn near out of gas when this freezin' shit hits. Froze meh fuckin' face off waiting to fill the tank.

my nipples are hard

Let's see 'em.

Can they cut glass?

Maiden's wife has 1 that could. The other, not so much.