Merry Christmas to your top meat, that is face head.

cable and internet just went out. Merry fucking christmas.

Like total idiots, we are about to make a trip in this crap.

Farewell, RR.

About to go home from the office. If I don't make it home, tell the chick I am supposed to hit on that I love her.

Sweet Greggo is back on the air!

We were supposed to drive to Duncanville tonight but I put the kibosh on it. Now my father in law is pissed. Oh well.

Pussies. It's just a little snow.

The snow isn't bothering me, but it's keeping the roads wet and now the temp is dropping below freezing. I don't know if the roads are bad or not but I damn sure don't want to get stuck in freakin Duncanville if I can help it.

Oh shit, well avoiding Duncanville makes all kinds of sense.

27 accidents in FW and the shit is moving east. I blv I'm staying home tonight.

btw, happy white xmas y'all. I don't remember this ever happening as long as I've been alive.

I just went outside to bring the garbage cans it and got frostbite on meh fingers. Plus our inflatable holiday yard art is blowing all over the goddamned place. WTF is going on here?

Ok, this shit is serious. Pete Delkus isn't wearing his suit coat.

Pete's been sporting a woody all day.

At times like this, we must remember: Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

NORAD Satellite Santa Tracker

Those of you with small kids can let them track Santa in realtime.

Just drove from Love Field to Lewisville. Not very fun. There was a dude stuck on the bridge at my exit slowly coming back down, but my super driving skills were enough to avoid him and keep going.

Home, sweet home. I was watching TV coverage of the weather and I giggled when they showed a minivan spin out on an exit ramp in Denton. It would have served me right if I had the same thing happen to me. Denied.

Highway 380 was closed at some point so we had to take the snowy backroads home. My wife was afraid we'd end up in Oklahoma or something.

Hoob.

I was looking out the front window when I saw the neighbor's inflatable holiday yard art get uprooted by wind and fly out of view. I wasn't sure if they were home, so I mustered some holiday spirit and went out to fetch the thing for them. It took one step on the driveway to realize it was hazardously icy so I walked along carefully. Tit Jr, however, came screaming out of the house to help, hit the ice, and was sent careening and spinning across it on his ass. Like a good father, I laughed at him.

Watching the news now seeing people stranded on highways in Dallas and a couple of poor folks that died in an accident in Frisco. Yeah, staying home was a good idea. My dad in law can suckle me.

You have a child. He should care more about her safety.

happy christmas morning, suckas. Hope it's nice.

Merry Xmas to all forum-type people. And happy Kwanzaa to RockMe.

Feliz Navidad para todos.

and happy channaka to you, good neighbor.

happy birthday of that magical, mystical dirty nonexistent jew son of god.

I wish I was as smart as you. Took us almost 3 hours to get home from Denton last night. I was snowin like a motherfucker up there last night.

I know you admins have superpowers and all, but I had no idea you could snow.