The ol' lady hurt my feelings today.......

Virgin Elbows · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:48 pm

...she told me my wrinkly sack reminded her of Emperor Palpatine's face. :sad:

cap · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:24 am

where is game when you need him?

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:58 am

I find it more hard to believe that his "ol' lady" was in a position to see said sack.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:24 pm

That was a long way to go just to shoehorn in a star wars reference.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

^knows plenty about shoehorning^

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:58 pm

boy howdy!

:mad:

hey!

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Hey, gam?

Virgin Elbows · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 pm

She also told me my dinga-ling reminds her of Vader 'cause you have to remove the hood to see the ugly bald head. :sad:

Virgin Elbows · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:25 pm

But don't worry, I told her her cunt looked like a hairy Mynock. After that I fucked her and we cuddled afterward. :hookem:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Virgin Elbows wrote:

But don't worry, I told her her cunt looked like a hairy Mynock. After that I fucked her and we cuddled afterward. :hookem:

Scintillating.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:28 pm

yes, big m. boy?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

i luv u.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:37 pm

berries n cream! berries n cream! :twirl: