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Sweet Greggo
 Post subject: I've got good news and bad news
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:14 am 
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The good news: I finally got a day off.
The bad news: I get to spend it at home peeing out of my butt. Good times.

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Trained Goucho
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:24 am 
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i like a good stomach bug. it's very cleansing
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Tit Whistle
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58 am 
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I think gam's telling us he's got a wiener in his butt.
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TerdFerguson
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58 am 
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I had one a couple of weeks ago and I got EVERYTHING out. I was getting down to black tar and stuff. Played one of my best rounds of golf the next day. Weird.
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Sweet Greggo
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:48 pm 
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My toilet has turned into a reverse bidet. Kinda sexy when you think about it, except for the clean up.

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Trained Goucho
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Virgin Elbows
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:26 pm 
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TerdFerguson wrote:
I was getting down to black tar and stuff.



That's what happens when you have butt sex with black guys. I tried to warn you.

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Sweet Greggo
 Post subject: Re: I've got good news and bad news
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:11 am 
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Round 2

Went to the clinic last night after work and got diagnosed with walking pneumonia. They gave me a shot of mayonnaise and prescription for some super antibiotic. This combo of crap has turned my innards into a Louisiana swamp. I've had more mudslides this morning than California in the rainy season. This is why I don't go to doctors, don't get flu shots, etc. If I would have stayed the course as usual I would have been uncomfortable for a couple of days but I would have gotten over it. I take the extra step ONE TIME and now after a week my hip feels like someone did a roundhouse on it from that damned shot and my ass has turned into hell's version of Old Faithful.

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Stu
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:19 am 
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Elmer's story was better.
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Tit Whistle
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Especially when Donnie the Retard called that nurse the N-word.
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TerdFerguson
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Stu wrote:
Elmer's story was better.


God rest his soul.
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Tit Whistle
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I'd like to thank gam for spreading aids via forum.

*heads to toilet for more butt leakage*
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Sweet Greggo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:43 am 
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You can never say I didn't contribute.

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