Nostalgic? Here's the... Way Old Forum | Out of Date Site | If you'd like to help keep Remove Rowdy going, donations are appreciated. About $400 a year nowadays is required for hosting and domain fees.
Loading
It is currently Sun Apr 28, 2024 5:03 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 38 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:47 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
This is a long one but I found this text document in my never used hotmail account. I LOLed many times rereading it.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

violet22379@hotmail.com says: hello
senator bukkake says: who is this
violet22379@hotmail.com says: i dont know , guess
senator bukkake says:hugo?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:no
senator bukkake says: I'm not in the mood for games
violet22379@hotmail.com says: look at the name and give a good guess
violet22379@hotmail.com says: its me
violet22379@hotmail.com says: casey
senator bukkake says: casey who
violet22379@hotmail.com says: casey who you hate apparently
senator bukkake says: oh it's you
violet22379@hotmail.com says: why are you so mean to me
violet22379@hotmail.com says: do i really deserve it
senator bukkake says: yes
violet22379@hotmail.com says: give me a chance, i am a pretty nice girl
senator bukkake says: who gave you my email
violet22379@hotmail.com says: okay I do deserve it. you can be mean all you want
violet22379@hotmail.com says: its on your profile dork
senator bukkake says: oh
senator bukkake says: f em
senator bukkake says: me
violet22379@hotmail.com says: be mean to me on the forum but take the time to get to know me
senator bukkake says: go bother walt or somesuch
senator bukkake says: if you're gonna take this stuff personal you probably shouldn't post there
violet22379@hotmail.com says: I am not taking it personal, of course not
senator bukkake says: well you should
violet22379@hotmail.com says: I am just saying you should probably meet me in person before you really think that of me
violet22379@hotmail.com says: i know my posts are horrible i have had the experience like you
violet22379@hotmail.com says: havent
senator bukkake says: you are probably just fine in person but you suck ass on the forum
violet22379@hotmail.com says: I know just be nice once in a while
senator bukkake says: no
violet22379@hotmail.com says: and talk to me on saturday
senator bukkake says: no
violet22379@hotmail.com says: well then you better put on a show and say something nasty cuz everyones waiting to see how you will respond to me
senator bukkake says: I'm not gonna say anything
senator bukkake says: probably
violet22379@hotmail.com says: my dad was a marine, an alcoholic and an abuser so you think the things you say can compare to the shit i have lived thru
senator bukkake says: let me get out my violin
violet22379@hotmail.com says: okay
senator bukkake says: it's a joke
violet22379@hotmail.com says: I no I am pretty naive too!
violet22379@hotmail.com says: I am the first to admit it
violet22379@hotmail.com says: and a horrible speller with out spell check
senator bukkake says: whatever
violet22379@hotmail.com says: so whats your story. why do you think its fun to pick on me
senator bukkake says:let me ask you a question, why do you want to post on that forum
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i enjoy the readin and getting flamed, but you take it a step to far
senator bukkake says:god really does hate you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:NO i talked to him he doesnt
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I think he has his quandaries about you
senator bukkake says:why am I not suprised that you tak to god
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yep, 13 years of private christian school experience
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but I am not the typical christian
senator bukkake says:I have been to privatge school all my life.
senator bukkake says:it doesn't make you smartet
violet22379@hotmail.com says:really where
senator bukkake says:smarter
violet22379@hotmail.com says:did I say that
senator bukkake says:yes
violet22379@hotmail.com says:well f me
violet22379@hotmail.com says:it really screwd me up
senator bukkake says:don't use it as a crutch either
violet22379@hotmail.com says:can you imagine going from a class of 30 people to the thousands of aggieland
violet22379@hotmail.com says:My only goal back then was to get into atm, and boy do I regret it
senator bukkake says:I really don't want to hear about your problems or your life experiences unless they are gonna make me laugh
violet22379@hotmail.com says:okay
violet22379@hotmail.com says:my first roomate was an alcoholic and a bulemic
violet22379@hotmail.com says:was that a shell shocker to little naive casey
senator bukkake says:that's alot of puking
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I should have gone to texas, but understand I would have been disowned if i didnt go to faggieland
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yeah she did some wild things
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and so did our suitemate
senator bukkake says:did they ever fo lessy on each other?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:what?
senator bukkake says:lessy leso muff diving box munching
violet22379@hotmail.com says:NO, but we did sneak all of our boyfriends up into our rooms on weekends.
violet22379@hotmail.com says:they called us the Krueger Kallgirls
senator bukkake says:I'm not laughing next story
senator bukkake says:tell me something pathetic about you
senator bukkake says:that should be easy
violet22379@hotmail.com says:my dad hit me
senator bukkake says:next
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i kissed someone who works at the ticket
senator bukkake says:I really don't want to hear about your problems or your life experiences unless they are gonna make me laugh
violet22379@hotmail.com says:macked on them
senator bukkake says:http://www.theticket.com/pics/hl-bikini/25-2.jpg
violet22379@hotmail.com says:do you want to see a new picture?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I really have been working out like every day
senator bukkake says:no I've seen it
violet22379@hotmail.com says:who sent it?
senator bukkake says:
violet22379@hotmail.com says:oh god just tell me
senator bukkake says:somesuch
violet22379@hotmail.com says:what?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:you havent seen the most recent ones that I sent to terd?
senator bukkake says:yes
violet22379@hotmail.com says:the topless ones
senator bukkake says:you know he doesn't want to see you nekkid he just wants to get a girl to take nekkid pictures of herself over the internetsenator bukkake says:I have no desire to see you topless
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i dont want you to
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but did you see them
senator bukkake says:then why are you bringing it up?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:well you said you had seen the recent pictures, and they are the recent ones.
senator bukkake says:I said that so you wouldn't send me any
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i figured that
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I onlly sent them to him to leave me alone about it
senator bukkake says:sure sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and maybe for other reasons
senator bukkake says:right right
violet22379@hotmail.com says:like maybe putting it on a web site
violet22379@hotmail.com says:my husband knows a guy who is big in the porno biz
senator bukkake says:are you gonna let terd distribute those pics
violet22379@hotmail.com says:maybe
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he said he would be selective
senator bukkake says:ugly is ugly honey
violet22379@hotmail.com says:what you think he is lying??
senator bukkake says:no I'm saying it hard to be selective when they are all the same
violet22379@hotmail.com says:sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:do you really think i am ugly, not that I really care, because I have been model scouted
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but I dont want to do that,
senator bukkake says:hey I'm no looker either
senator bukkake says:it's ok unless you go arounf advertisinh
violet22379@hotmail.com says:thats not what I hear
violet22379@hotmail.com says:its okay what??
senator bukkake says:it ok unless you go around sending people pics and being a DBG
violet22379@hotmail.com says:god I just did the dbg thing to meet rhyner, i have a crush on him! I didnt mean to advertise
senator bukkake says:as in advertising
senator bukkake says:then why with all the pics
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and to let you know that I am not that fat anymore
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I know I am no skinny minnie
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I dont know why all the pictures
senator bukkake says:then stop
senator bukkake says:terd said he wants you to respond to his email
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i was joking then got called on it
violet22379@hotmail.com says:what should i say
senator bukkake says:yes
senator bukkake says:I don't car
senator bukkake says:care
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I know you dont
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but am i that bad looking
senator bukkake says:you are no bone chick
violet22379@hotmail.com says:whatever
senator bukkake says:but I have seen uglier
senator bukkake says:did you respond
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i am just not going ot get you to say anything nice
violet22379@hotmail.com says:not yet
violet22379@hotmail.com says:should i let him
senator bukkake says:why not
senator bukkake says:youalready took the pics
violet22379@hotmail.com says:okay hold on
senator bukkake says:and here is why I don't like you, I have very little patience for stupidity and ignorance
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I am not really that stupid and ignorant as I am on the forum
senator bukkake says:sure sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:if I was so stupid then (with all jokes aside) how could I have made it thru atm, get into TCU and UNC. Be a mother and a teacher. And finish my schooling at dbu. I am sorry you think I am just shit
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I should have stayed at home and gone to uta, like michael
senator bukkake says:schooll doesn't teach you shit
senator bukkake says:haha
violet22379@hotmail.com says:hell I know that
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I am finally figuring things out
violet22379@hotmail.com says:2 year olds teach you a lot!
senator bukkake says:I've now plenty of morons that have gotten excepted and graduated
senator bukkake says:to all those schools
violet22379@hotmail.com says:it takes some smarts to get in though and get out
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but your right life experience is way more important
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I am 23 been married for 4 years and have a 2 year old. Thats alot
senator bukkake says:now that's funny
violet22379@hotmail.com says:WHat that I have a kid
violet22379@hotmail.com says:or that someone actually married me
senator bukkake says:both
senator bukkake says:poor kid
violet22379@hotmail.com says:oh thanks
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i do my best
violet22379@hotmail.com says:you know I play in on the stupidity on the forum sometimes i do it purposely
senator bukkake says:sure, sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:sometimes and then othertimes it takes me awhile to get it
senator bukkake says:really?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yes really
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so how old are you, you little heartless bastard?
senator bukkake says:23
violet22379@hotmail.com says:seriously
senator bukkake says:seriously
violet22379@hotmail.com says:did you go to college
senator bukkake says:yes
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and where
senator bukkake says:harvard
violet22379@hotmail.com says:somesuch says he is going ot wear a suit on saturday
violet22379@hotmail.com says:liar liar
violet22379@hotmail.com says:oh i told terd to go ahead
senator bukkake says:someone needs to set you straight
violet22379@hotmail.com says:why
senator bukkake says:you need to take some more paxil or something
violet22379@hotmail.com says:why
senator bukkake says:cause you do and say so many things is pathetic
violet22379@hotmail.com says:whatever
violet22379@hotmail.com says:are you brining a date to this party or what?
senator bukkake says:Uh no
senator bukkake says:just terd
violet22379@hotmail.com says:well I am afraid he is saying he is bringing his gf
senator bukkake says:that's me
violet22379@hotmail.com says:sure it is, you are one of the strippers and cheerleaders he has dated
senator bukkake says:no that's who he trys to cheat with but the keep shooting him down
senator bukkake says:it's funny
senator bukkake says:wait... you didn't know that I'm a girl?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:cheat on you?
senator bukkake says:trys to
violet22379@hotmail.com says:you are not a girl i know that
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i am not that stupid
senator bukkake says:that's the big joke on the forum
senator bukkake says:that I'm really a girl
senator bukkake says:and Terd's GF
senator bukkake says:but when I first started posting he didn't want anyone to know
violet22379@hotmail.com says:sure
senator bukkake says:I guess we'll see on Saterday
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I guess we will
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so tell me what birth control do you use
senator bukkake says:Terd is impotent
violet22379@hotmail.com says:name 3 makeup lines
violet22379@hotmail.com says:department store brands
senator bukkake says:I don't shop at walmart so you probably wouldn't recognize the names
violet22379@hotmail.com says:Ah screw you! I shop at dillards, foleys, nordies, etc
senator bukkake says:sure sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so how many days are a female cycle
senator bukkake says:I'm infertil as well
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so you dont think I should come to the anniversary party
senator bukkake says:freak tractor accident when I was a kid
senator bukkake says:no
senator bukkake says:not if your hubby is gonna ditch you
senator bukkake says:what's he gonna do, slow down in front of the barley house and kick you out
senator bukkake says:how are you getting home
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I really wanted to meet all of you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I would probably let him stay,he is buds with michael
senator bukkake says:how are you getting home
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he would stay
violet22379@hotmail.com says:if i come he will come
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i was just bsing about him leaving
senator bukkake says:sure, sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:So if I came only for a little bit
violet22379@hotmail.com says:Kevin said he was going to come
senator bukkake says:so did your husband take those photos you sent to Terd?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yes
senator bukkake says:what did he have to say about you sending them to some guy you've never met
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he rolled his eyes
senator bukkake says:so in other words he doesn't give a shit about you
senator bukkake says:if you think we are so mean to you why in the world would you want to meet us
violet22379@hotmail.com says:theyr'e not, you are, but I am changing my mind somewhat
senator bukkake says:on going
senator bukkake says:/
senator bukkake says:?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:my opinion on you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:your not that bad
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but i figured that
senator bukkake says:I don't hate you, in fact I'd have to make fun of Walt if you weren't around
violet22379@hotmail.com says:thats nice to know
senator bukkake says:so you could say I might miss you
senator bukkake says:for maybe a minute or so
senator bukkake says:well thirty seconds
violet22379@hotmail.com says:walter, now thats a story
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I dont mind you picking on me, its just sometimes I dont really have a good retort, an dI am mad!
senator bukkake says:you never have a good retort
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yes i know
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so should i just wait to come to a regular gno
senator bukkake says:how about this...
senator bukkake says:we'll call you don't call us
violet22379@hotmail.com says:okay whatever
senator bukkake says:so you're not soming
senator bukkake says:cming
violet22379@hotmail.com says:you dont want me to
senator bukkake says:coming
senator bukkake says:you have to come so you can meet the other people that flame you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i might ruin the party
senator bukkake says:there could be a confrontation
violet22379@hotmail.com says:well i am getting mixed messages, confrontation from who
senator bukkake says:camel toe and hugo the rat seem to hate your stupidity as much as I do
senator bukkake says:they will be there
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so the point is
senator bukkake says:nemisis confrontation
violet22379@hotmail.com says:really what do you think they would do . And hugo is a newbie too!So what makes him more important to come, other than he is smarter than me.
senator bukkake says:I like him
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and your starting to sorta like me senator bukkake
senator bukkake says:let's just say I like making fun of you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I like that you like making fun of me, its nothing new to me. Maybe I thrive off of it
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I have done some pretty dumbass stuff in my lifetime
senator bukkake says:you'll miss K scott if you don't go
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I know!
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but Terd says no!
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and I really want to see kevin!
senator bukkake says:who told you that anyways
violet22379@hotmail.com says:what
senator bukkake says:that kscott was comming
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I told him to come. He wrote me and asked if I was pussygalore on the forum and thanked me for watching his back so I told him about the bh thing
senator bukkake says:BH thing?
senator bukkake says:barley house nevermind
senator bukkake says:so he didn't actually say he was coming
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I said I was friends with him
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yes he said he wants to meet everyone
senator bukkake says:sure, sure
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I am talking him into registering
violet22379@hotmail.com says:sure sure i am friends with him? or what?
senator bukkake says:are you gonna get him to kick my ass
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i wish
senator bukkake says:sure he wants to meet everyone
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he thinks the forum is funny
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and entertaining
violet22379@hotmail.com says:we write everyday
senator bukkake says:he probably thinks it's funny cause we bash you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but the last time i saw him was at j gilligans gno
violet22379@hotmail.com says:oh he was going to read up
violet22379@hotmail.com says:told me not to worry, yall were just insecure, like in elementary school
senator bukkake says:why don't you get your husband to kick my ass
senator bukkake says:HAHA
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he is smaller than me
senator bukkake says:so I'm a pussy
violet22379@hotmail.com says:no he is
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I could whip his ass
senator bukkake says:TMI
violet22379@hotmail.com says:whatever
violet22379@hotmail.com says:so I guess I will figure out what time k scott is going to arrive and plan around that
senator bukkake says:I'm willing to bet that K scott gets emails for a dozen girls like you everyday
violet22379@hotmail.com says:oh and sweet lil mikey
violet22379@hotmail.com says:yeah cuz they all listen to the ticket and watch the post game shows on txu
violet22379@hotmail.com says:txcn
senator bukkake says:if you email him everyday he probably thinks you're a stalker
senator bukkake says:I would be very very very suprised if he shows up
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he will
violet22379@hotmail.com says:no we are friends
senator bukkake says:and if that's the only reason you have for showing up you best not go
violet22379@hotmail.com says:how can i be a stalker if he knew me before I started emailing him
senator bukkake says:from the DBG thing?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:well I wanted to meet you ,hugo, walter,mikey,terd,lurker, and the list goes on
violet22379@hotmail.com says:from the dbg thing
violet22379@hotmail.com says:meso,ggam
senator bukkake says:terd doesn;t want you to go and neither do I
senator bukkake says:Hugo doesn't really like you and Walt really thinks you are somewhat crazy
senator bukkake says:I don't know if lurker is going to be there
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I just dont get how you can not like someone till they meet you in person
senator bukkake says:he never comes to any of these things
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and I have dirt on walter so he can think i am crazy all he wants
senator bukkake says:you come of very very stupid over the forum
senator bukkake says:Dirt?
violet22379@hotmail.com says:um yeah
senator bukkake says:um sure
senator bukkake says:walt has no respect for himself
senator bukkake says:so dirt on him is useless
violet22379@hotmail.com says:he is cute though
senator bukkake says:I'm gonna say this
senator bukkake says:most everyone and by that I mean 99 percent are annoyed by you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I will chill for a while and i think it must be a little less than 99
senator bukkake says:I don't know anyone that isn't
violet22379@hotmail.com says:Those 1 percent have actually taken the time to get to know me
senator bukkake says:why would you want to go to a party full of people that feel that way about you
violet22379@hotmail.com says:maybe there is hope
violet22379@hotmail.com says:hey jeffy isnt
senator bukkake says:no comment
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and michael gives me the skinny
senator bukkake says:I get the feeling that getting to know you involves hearing about all your problems and all the troubles you had when you were a kid
violet22379@hotmail.com says:no it doesnt
violet22379@hotmail.com says:just i am a screwd up girl
senator bukkake says:I'd rather pour boiling water on my testicles than hear that
violet22379@hotmail.com says:the people i have have shared with me
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but I thought you were of the female persuasion
senator bukkake says:I'm a hermaphrodite
violet22379@hotmail.com says:how does that work when you want to get your groove on
senator bukkake says:"Sorry if I dont post such unitellectual bullshit as the rest"
senator bukkake says:so you think we post unitellectual bullshit
senator bukkake says:then what are you posting
senator bukkake says:it ain't shakespeare
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I am on the forum to not be me
violet22379@hotmail.com says:to relax and bullshit and curse a lot
senator bukkake says:and btw you just made up a new word
violet22379@hotmail.com says:and that would be?
senator bukkake says:unitellectual
violet22379@hotmail.com says:then not intellectual
senator bukkake says:so what you are posting is intellectual?

violet22379@hotmail.com says:GOD!NO
violet22379@hotmail.com says:I was just trying to stand up for myself
violet22379@hotmail.com says:guess it didnt work
senator bukkake says:so you probably shouldn't go on Satt
violet22379@hotmail.com says:Yes its official I am not
violet22379@hotmail.com says:terd said i should wait till the next tues gno
senator bukkake says:sounds like a good idea
violet22379@hotmail.com says:really, do I hear a bit of positiveness in you.
senator bukkake says:Terd told me to tell you not to come
senator bukkake says:I think it would be funny
senator bukkake says:if you did
violet22379@hotmail.com says:but you say everyone hates me or thinks I am a crazy woman
senator bukkake says:correct
senator bukkake says:they hate your stupidity
violet22379@hotmail.com says:you dont think i know that
violet22379@hotmail.com says:i told kevin i wasnt going


Last edited by TerdFerguson on Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:59 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:53 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Posts: 20439
fucking greatness.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:56 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 5019
Location: Mallard's nightmares
:gun2:

_________________
Sagger: 2. Haters: 0.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:50 am 
Offline
Site Admin

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:56 pm
Posts: 9350
Location: dirty south
Quote:
senator bukkake says:I get the feeling that getting to know you involves hearing about all your problems and all the troubles you had when you were a kid


:lol: :D :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:01 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
This one made me giggle

senator bukkake says: it ok unless you go around sending people pics and being a DBG
violet22379@hotmail.com says: god I just did the dbg thing to meet rhyner, i have a crush on him! I didnt mean to advertise
senator bukkake says: as in advertising
senator bukkake says: then why with all the pics
violet22379@hotmail.com says: and to let you know that I am not that fat anymore


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:06 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:53 am
Posts: 5987
Location: TEXAS!
who was senator bukkake?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:42 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:45 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
There's no further proof that chick was nuts than the fact she wanted to meet Lurker.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:37 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
You should read the IMs she exchanged when Cameltoe posed as a girl using the name of some local tv personality.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:46 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
Was that the one where he said he just shoved a dildo up his ass for lunch?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:58 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
Tit Whistle wrote:
Was that the one where he said he just shoved a dildo up his ass for lunch?


yep :D

Was it Kristine Sorenson?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:12 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:53 am
Posts: 5987
Location: TEXAS!
TerdFerguson wrote:
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.
I thought it was him. Genius!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:27 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
vbear wrote:
TerdFerguson wrote:
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.
I thought it was him. Genius!

You should high-5 him.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:28 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am
Posts: 6504
Here is another one when she started to catch on about the mark jones thing but still had no idea that camel was kristine sorenson. Does anyone havesome of those Camel PG converstations?

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

violet22379 says:
so how many of you were in on this mark jones gag?

Mark Jones says:
every fucking one

Mark Jones says:
of us

violet22379 says:
so did you plan out who emailed me ever day or what

Mark Jones says:
no we wrote them out like Mad Libs

violet22379 says:
bull shit

Mark Jones says:
If your not gonna belive me then don't ask me questions

Mark Jones says:
god still doesn't love you

violet22379 says:
oh i do believe you

violet22379 says:
it was a really good gag

violet22379 says:
very very believable

violet22379 says:
Oh and God doesnt love you either!

Mark Jones says:
nice retort, did you get your daughter to come up with that?

violet22379 says:
well if god doesnt love me then he sure as hell doesnt love you

Mark Jones says:
http://www.theticket.com/pics/hl-bikini/25-2.jpg

violet22379 says:
i dont want to see that

violet22379 says:
why would i want to see that

Mark Jones says:
Tell the truth, how close did you come to suicide after finding out Mark Jones was a prank?

violet22379 says:
why would i want to committ suicide

violet22379 says:
so who has saved all the emails, my friend kris wants to read them

Mark Jones says:
is that AK

violet22379 says:
no, kristine sorenson

violet22379 says:
that is her name on gk.com

violet22379 says:
I think AK knows everything you all did

Mark Jones says:
Is Kris hot?

Mark Jones says:
I bet she's as dumb as you are

violet22379 says:
she hates every single one of you fuckers

violet22379 says:
no, she is a lot smarter than me though

Mark Jones says:
that really not saying much

violet22379 says:
prob alot smarter than your ass

Mark Jones says:
IS SHE HOT!

violet22379 says:
why do you even care

Mark Jones says:
Just interested

violet22379 says:
so i was just a little shocked by the picture of you know, but no i wasnt upset about the whole mark jones thing

violet22379 says:
so have you ever read the lord of the flies, or is that too intellectual for you.....if so kris and i have a question

Mark Jones says:
shoot

violet22379 says:
I think that it was all one boys imagination, that the plane crashed all the others died and he imagined it up......she says no way

violet22379 says:
hey my senior english teacher backs me up on this one too

violet22379 says:
what do you think

violet22379 says:
oh and she wants to know if you are hott

Mark Jones says:
I say no way

Mark Jones says:
there is no evidence of this in the story

Mark Jones says:
tell her I'm dead sexy

violet22379 says:
whatever

Mark Jones says:
good answer

violet22379 says:
if your hot, than i am hot

violet22379 says:
or vica versa

Mark Jones says:
I bet you're pulling down a solid A in that class

violet22379 says:
oh that was in HS

violet22379 says:
and i did,,,,,,,,number 2 in my class

Mark Jones says:
whatever

violet22379 says:
i havent started back to school yet...but when i do....i will be heading to denton

violet22379 says:
so whose idea was Mark Jones

Mark Jones says:
you'll fit right in

Mark Jones says:
in that shithole town

Mark Jones says:
Mark Jones was a confluence of great minds coming together

violet22379 says:
or just walter

Mark Jones says:
We formed our own removerowdy thinktank

violet22379 says:
because that shattered images whatever

violet22379 says:
i was going thru a very horny phase of life....

Mark Jones says:
TMITMITMITMITMITITMIMTIMTIMTIMMITIMTMITIMTIMTMIIMTMITMITIMTMITMITMIIMTIMTIMTIMTMITIMTIM

Mark Jones says:
tFUCKINGmFUCKINGi

violet22379 says:
oh come on you know, you prob read the emails too

Mark Jones says:
to LCD for me

violet22379 says:
so i need names of who emailed me, kris and i want to know

Mark Jones says:
you have the nastiest snatch I have ever seen

violet22379 says:
you cant even tell

violet22379 says:
whatever....someone likes it

Mark Jones says:
he must also enjoy arby's

violet22379 says:
the only snatches you have ever seen are porn stars

violet22379 says:
so mine just wont compare

Mark Jones says:
Not true

Mark Jones says:
I once saw my Grandma's cooter

violet22379 says:
yuck

Mark Jones says:
and it blew yours away

violet22379 says:
that is tmi

violet22379 says:
come on fruity....what is your body count???????????

Mark Jones says:
male or female?

violet22379 says:
both

Mark Jones says:
this is so Jerry springer

Mark Jones says:
is this the kinda thing you talk with your Gfriend about?

Mark Jones says:
that's pathetic

violet22379 says:
well you act like you have seen all and done all

Mark Jones says:
I bet you talk about cock size

violet22379 says:
only the ones we screw

violet22379 says:
yeah we do talk about it all the time pencil dick

Mark Jones says:
I don't show my gonads on the internet

violet22379 says:
chicken

Mark Jones says:
So you posted your ugly ass beef curtain because you're brave not because you are a fucking moron

Mark Jones says:
right?

violet22379 says:
i sent that pic to a guy who was going to set me up with a 3 sum, not for you morons

Mark Jones says:
SUCKER!

violet22379 says:
so i dont really care

violet22379 says:
pussy boy

violet22379 says:
its just a picture

Mark Jones says:
and it's hideous

violet22379 says:
thats what you think..and some of your cohorts

violet22379 says:
we all know that none of y'all are getting any at home

Mark Jones says:
I'm gonna put it on ratemypussy.com and see what they say

violet22379 says:
oh if you are going to do that

violet22379 says:
i willll have to clean it up first

Mark Jones says:
you can borrow my weed wacker

violet22379 says:
whatever

Mark Jones says:
whatever

Mark Jones says:
whatever

violet22379 says:
i dont have any hair down there

Mark Jones says:
Cause it all got scared away

violet22379 says:
so did you ever write a mark jones email

violet22379 says:
or was it all frankie

Mark Jones says:
I told you it was like madlibs

violet22379 says:
so names....who participated

Mark Jones says:
who didn't

violet22379 says:
do any of yall work. or just sit around all day and fuck with people

violet22379 says:
obviously not AK

violet22379 says:
or somesuch, i bet

violet22379 says:
if you saw me, you would never recognize me....such a shame i dont know what you look like either

violet22379 says:
i should have hit walt with a beer bottle when i had the chance

violet22379 says:
are you going to respond douche bag

Mark Jones says:
yes I have a job

violet22379 says:
let me know when you all go to pugs so i make sure i am never there

violet22379 says:
cuz one night i almost crossed paths with you dorks

Mark Jones says:
stalker

Mark Jones says:
stalker

Mark Jones says:
stalker

Mark Jones says:
stalker

violet22379 says:
nope on a date

Mark Jones says:
You are pyscho

violet22379 says:
went to pappadeaux

violet22379 says:
and the next day i saw pugs mentioned

Mark Jones says:
that makes no sense

Mark Jones says:
How is that almost running into us?

violet22379 says:
hey pussyboy.....tell the rest of the gang not to come out to fridays at the ballpark

Mark Jones says:
we didn't plan on it but now we might have to make a trip

violet22379 says:
ha ha ha

violet22379 says:
one of the ticketchicks works out there as a bartender too

violet22379 says:
oh mark off fox and hound in arlington too

violet22379 says:
do you have probs responding

Mark Jones says:
you didn't ask me a ?

Mark Jones says:
thus no response dumbass

violet22379 says:
so dont come to fox and hound either

violet22379 says:
so who all knows that your talking to me now

violet22379 says:
i bet they are feeding you things to say hmm

Mark Jones says:
no

violet22379 says:
no to the first or second question

Mark Jones says:
both

violet22379 says:
oh come now, somebody is bound to know you are talking to me

violet22379 says:
why are you such a bitch

violet22379 says:
so was little no funeral in on this gag too?

Mark Jones says:
who

violet22379 says:
no funeral in my butt

violet22379 says:
was he in on it too?

Mark Jones says:
no

violet22379 says:
he probably isnt stupid enough for the likes of the elks

violet22379 says:
"elks"......a term coined by kris

violet22379 says:
so when do you think ak will show to kick frankies ass?

violet22379 says:
or yours


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:41 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
caramel_toe no longer has those. He's born again now.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:50 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am
Posts: 6504
I also found a IM session between me, walt and terd from 2002. it's so pathetic. We, especially me, sound like such dorks. So many ticket drops.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:50 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am
Posts: 6504
Tit Whistle wrote:
caramel_toe no longer has those. He's born again now.

:???:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:53 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:30 pm
Posts: 1135
Tit Whistle wrote:
caramel_toe no longer has those. He's born again now.


you are a cunt.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:54 am 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
cameltoe wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
caramel_toe no longer has those. He's born again now.


you are a cunt.

:twirl:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:56 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am
Posts: 6504
today is now a great day


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:18 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:53 pm
Posts: 17384
Location: moving mountains
omg!

_________________
Portfolio has been updated! (12/11) Someone put my fat ass to work! http://cargocollective.com/sweetgreggo


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:35 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:53 am
Posts: 5987
Location: TEXAS!
Tit Whistle wrote:
vbear wrote:
TerdFerguson wrote:
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.
I thought it was him. Genius!

You should high-5 him.
you should suck on my cock


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:05 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am
Posts: 15284
vbear wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
vbear wrote:
TerdFerguson wrote:
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.
I thought it was him. Genius!

You should high-5 him.
you should suck on my cock

Embrace me.
:variable: :titwhistle:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:22 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:27 am
Posts: 6724
Location: It's a big hat
fruitdog wrote:
I also found a IM session between me, walt and terd from 2002. it's so pathetic. We, especially me, sound like such dorks. So many ticket drops.


corra


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:37 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:53 am
Posts: 5987
Location: TEXAS!
Tit Whistle wrote:
vbear wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
vbear wrote:
TerdFerguson wrote:
Who else on this forum could be that cold and heartless?

Here's a hint: Everyone wants to titty-fuck his chin.
I thought it was him. Genius!

You should high-5 him.
you should suck on my cock

Embrace me.
:variable: :titwhistle:
:soppy:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:34 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:53 pm
Posts: 17384
Location: moving mountains
TerdFerguson wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
I also found a IM session between me, walt and terd from 2002. it's so pathetic. We, especially me, sound like such dorks. So many ticket drops.


corra

:worm:

_________________
Portfolio has been updated! (12/11) Someone put my fat ass to work! http://cargocollective.com/sweetgreggo


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:02 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm
Posts: 7484
This part of the second exchange made me giggle snort:

Mark Jones says:
I'm gonna put it on ratemypussy.com and see what they say

violet22379 says:
oh if you are going to do that

violet22379 says:
i willll have to clean it up first

Mark Jones says:
you can borrow my weed wacker

violet22379 says:
whatever

Mark Jones says:
whatever

Mark Jones says:
whatever

violet22379 says:
i dont have any hair down there

Mark Jones says:
Cause it all got scared away

_________________
"She could sell you a house then give you the dripping cock hole after you pummeled her in the fart box and that pile of Arby's meat that she calls a pussy." - DK, 2004


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:03 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Posts: 20439
I swear my undying love to Fruit for this line:
I once saw my Grandma's cooter


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:08 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm
Posts: 7484
This is a lot funnier now than it was 5 years ago:

violet22379 says:
so did you ever write a mark jones email

violet22379 says:
or was it all frankie

Mark Jones says:
I told you it was like madlibs

_________________
"She could sell you a house then give you the dripping cock hole after you pummeled her in the fart box and that pile of Arby's meat that she calls a pussy." - DK, 2004


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:13 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Posts: 20439
now THAT'S the shit you do on the internet!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:20 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 5019
Location: Mallard's nightmares
Hmmm... I wonder if I have any old IM logs

_________________
Sagger: 2. Haters: 0.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:32 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Posts: 20439
Sagger Pance wrote:
Hmmm... I wonder if I have any old IM logs

who cares, you crippled ass shitdick cocksnot pinata boy!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:47 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 5019
Location: Mallard's nightmares
I just wasted a good 20 minutes of my life rereading some PSC IMs.

_________________
Sagger: 2. Haters: 0.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:06 pm
Posts: 3036
Location: Texas
Sagger: -1. Haters: 3.

_________________
Myeahp


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:56 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 5019
Location: Mallard's nightmares
Cledus wrote:
Sagger: -1. Haters: 3.


You're talking about some zombie shit right there.

_________________
Sagger: 2. Haters: 0.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:06 pm
Posts: 3036
Location: Texas
your neck has a wrinkle in it.

_________________
Myeahp


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:03 pm 
Offline
Forum Illuminati
Forum Illuminati
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 5019
Location: Mallard's nightmares
your belly has a baby in it

_________________
Sagger: 2. Haters: 0.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Walk down mamory lane
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:06 pm
Posts: 3036
Location: Texas
A beautiful bundle of beer.

_________________
Myeahp


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 38 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 35 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group