Welp, it's been a month...

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:23 pm

I think it's safe to say Mallard has officially been runnoft. :police:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

who gives a shit?

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:54 pm

i do. and I'm sure the scattered remnants of mallard's pride do as well.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

you = captain cummy pants.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:45 pm

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:58 pm

Just pointing out I've always been friends with MT and drank beers with him and almost golfed with .

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:36 pm

I'm just pointing out that he's an unhinged obsessive assclown that magically appeared within an hour or so of anyone saying his name. and he's a pussy who makes threats he's unwilling to follow through with.

Dude, I don't give a shit what you do for a living. I'm sure you're one of those guys drinking vodka out of your buddy's ass crack when you're supposed to be guarding some shit. Doesn't fucking matter. You're a tool.

He's just a little bitch who likes to act like a tough guy on the innernet... he's worse than that... he's a "tough guy" that gets his panties so in a wad over some innernet shit that he resorts to challenging people to karate matches.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:59 pm

Just want to point out that I like everyone and I don't like to get my ass kicked.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

6 months? Sounds like MT has the gestation period of a goat.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

at the risk of having you ninja my ass, it's 'decipher'.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

at the risk of having you ninja my ass, it's 'decipher'.

How do you know he didn't mean "double add?" :dunno:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch wrote:

Just want to point out that I like everyone and I don't like to get my ass kicked.

But I DO like watching people get their ass kicked, so if this shit comes to a head, *pinky to ear* call meh.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:53 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

Yo Mal, Im real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Alien King had the best internet threat of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

Yo Mal, Im real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Alien King had the best internet threat of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!

luv you

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Ichabod wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

at the risk of having you ninja my ass, it's 'decipher'.

How do you know he didn't mean "double add?" :dunno:

Mallard, ^this^ is code for calling you a faggot. You should probably whip his ass, too.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:02 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Just want to point out that I like everyone and I don't like to get my ass kicked.

But I DO like watching people get their ass kicked, so if this shit comes to a head, *pinky to ear* call meh.

I'm still waiting at my house in Garland.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

well, that explains the dude in the black suit in the back yard, and the smoke bombs.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Yeah, the whole "I post sporadically" and "disappear as life gets busy" thing might hold water if you didn't conveniently disappear right around the time you threatened someone and got called out.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:07 am

He's fucking insane.

VBF · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:15 am

Gone for 3-6 months at a time? This sounds very Point Breakish............Swayze is dead, just sayin'

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:20 am

Actually, it sounds a lot like an insurance appraiser. I have a cousin that does this for Allstate. When a disaster happens (flood, forest fires, etc) he gets deployed to the region for several months at a time.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:22 am

What if he is a sherpa and leaves people on the mountain to die?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Wait a sec, I know who this is. You know who gets deployed to a region for several months at a time? Jeff's wife. And she could kick every one of our asses too.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:38 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Wait a sec, I know who this is. You know who gets deployed to a region for several months at a time? Jeff's wife. And she could kick every one of our asses too.

She could indeed.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:39 am

She is a foot and half taller than you.

RayinDallas · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:08 pm **Posts:** 171

Sagger Pance wrote:

I think it's safe to say Mallard has officially been runnoft. :police:

Wow, a whole month? You must be so proud. Maybe you and Kanye West can get together and high five. If you're lucky maybe Beyonce will bring over a kitten that you can stomp on :roll:

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:53 pm

you're not good at reading.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

You don't!

rocco's 2 livers · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:08 pm

Sagger Pance wrote:

I'm just pointing out that he's an unhinged obsessive assclown that magically appeared within an hour or so of anyone saying his name. and he's a pussy who makes threats he's unwilling to follow through with.

Dude, I don't give a shit what you do for a living. I'm sure you're one of those guys drinking vodka out of your buddy's ass crack when you're supposed to be guarding some shit. Doesn't fucking matter. You're a tool.

He's just a little bitch who likes to act like a tough guy on the innernet... he's worse than that... he's a "tough guy" that gets his panties so in a wad over some innernet shit that he resorts to challenging people to karate matches.

I see Sagger Pance is still the same dipshit he was the last time I logged on...

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

heya, R2L.

rocco's 2 livers · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:13 pm

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

heya, R2L.

Hi, Walt. How's it going?

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

oh, same ol' same ol'. Yerself?

rocco's 2 livers · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:16 pm

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

oh, same ol' same ol'. Yerself?

Same here. Just had to log in to see what idiot ramblings SP had on here since the last time I logged in. And he didn't disappoint! I knew I could count on him to deliver.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

give me time. I'll say something stupid, too.

rocco's 2 livers · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:19 pm

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

give me time. I'll say something stupid, too.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:18 pm

rocco's 2 livers wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

I'm just pointing out that he's an unhinged obsessive assclown that magically appeared within an hour or so of anyone saying his name. and he's a pussy who makes threats he's unwilling to follow through with.

Dude, I don't give a shit what you do for a living. I'm sure you're one of those guys drinking vodka out of your buddy's ass crack when you're supposed to be guarding some shit. Doesn't fucking matter. You're a tool.

He's just a little bitch who likes to act like a tough guy on the innernet... he's worse than that... he's a "tough guy" that gets his panties so in a wad over some innernet shit that he resorts to challenging people to karate matches.

I see Sagger Pance is still the same dipshit he was the last time I logged on...

hey shitbrick!

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

give me time. I'll say something stupid, too.

Well, isn't this point of posting on this forum? :dunno:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

howdy.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Merry Buddhamas.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:30 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

Make no mistake, junior. I'm around ... I will always be around. You aren't worth going to prison over. I'm not going to meet you in a publicized event. That's not the way I conduct my business. Chris, seriously, you have no idea who you are fucking with or what I do for living (or for whom I do it for).

Here's a clue for you...look at my activity over the last five years and you should see a distinct pattern of inactivity ranging from three to six months away at a time. Oh, where could I have been and what might I have been doing during those 'vacations'? :dunno:

If you can't dicipher what I'm saying to you, then you truly are a fool.

Please don't make me hurt you.

at the risk of having you ninja my ass, it's 'decipher'.

Back home again.

*out on parole*

Welp, it's been a month...

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