If I wer gay, I think the forum queer I'd most be gay for would be fruit.

Reasons:
He Likes Guns. I'm horney for Guns.
He loves Texas, i am so horny for Texas its unlawful. Or is it? ?<- great question cle!
I love Internet, he loves internet.
Golf is fun, golf makes his taint swell up.
He has internet masturbatory fun, I have subsequent internat fun. (with masturbation)
I have fat rolls, he has a butt chin.
He has a great taste in Texas country music, I love texas.....
he loves him some Somey, I will contain myself with "loving me some somey".
(by a court order)
Con's: He's just crazy enough about polotics that his neck feels fleshy, wet. And a tad bit onion crotchy.
He feels bad about stuff. (I could give a cle-turd, about stuff.)
He is terrified by the lady of the lake story, I think she should swallow my cle-cum and gargle my vomit.
Foreners should mow his lawn, forenirs should be cheaper whores.
my pointer finger is hurty.
g is a weird letter.
Meat flap plays guitar guud.
I like when my dog farts nasty smells and my wife thinks its me.


thats my gay story with a honkey whats yers?

It's a pleasure doing reading of your poasts, Cle.

This masterpiece makes me want to delete every pathetic post I've ever made.

I am not terrified by the lady of the lake story. I am terrified by the story I was told at Scout Camp on Possum Kingdom lake about an escaped prisoner that got his face torn off in a train accident that went around murdering people. That shit kept me up at night. My 'polotics' are screwy tho. I really don't know who I identify with. I vote dem gop and independent roughly about equal. Guns do kick ass and while I don't like single issue voters that is one of the first things I look at when judging a candidate. It's funny you think I'm a bleeding heart because I think I can be pretty cynical. I do love Somey, certain country musics and Texas and I would definitely go gay for you, Cleseph.

WHAT.A.FAGGIT!

And, yes
Youll be the only one
cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And Ill give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love