If I wer gay, I think the forum queer I'd most be gay for would be fruit.
Reasons:
He Likes Guns. I'm horney for Guns.
He loves Texas, i am so horny for Texas its unlawful. Or is it? ?
<- great question cle!
I love Internet, he loves internet.
Golf is fun, golf makes his taint swell up.
He has internet masturbatory fun, I have subsequent internat fun. (with masturbation)
I have fat rolls, he has a butt chin.
He has a great taste in Texas country music, I love texas.....
he loves him some Somey, I will contain myself with "loving me some somey".
(by a court order)Con's: He's just crazy enough about polotics that his neck feels fleshy, wet. And a tad bit onion crotchy.
He feels bad about stuff. (I could give a cle-turd, about stuff.)
He is terrified by the lady of the lake story, I think she should swallow my cle-cum and gargle my vomit.
Foreners should mow his lawn, forenirs should be cheaper whores.
my pointer finger is hurty.
g is a weird letter.
Meat flap plays guitar guud.
I like when my dog farts nasty smells and my wife thinks its me.
thats my gay story with a honkey whats yers?