A lesbian came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The butchie said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."

The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"

A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says "I want a 14 year old girl."

The madam responds 'I'm sorry but we don't serve minors to lickers here.

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.

Thanks cap.

I'm telling this one at work tomorrow.

Q: What do you call it when two lesbians in wheelchairs are in the 69 position?

A: Meals on Wheels.

I told that joke at my church potluck last week and I got nothing but blank stares.

In order for this to make sense, would they be in the 69 position?

well, it doesn't make a shit-ton of sense of they were scissoring, now does it?