I know we're all heartless bastards and all... but for those of you that weren't aware, I've been trying to help a struggling family for the last 8 months.

I've made some headway over that time, but in the past month or so things have been looking grim. You can read all about it at http://singularmom.com. I could really use some donations if any of you are in a position to give... even just a little. Seriously, 5, 10, 20 bucks... anything at all would go a long way. I understand if you can't but could you at least pass the link on to your significant others and ask them to circulate it? Shit is dire.

I'm kind of in a hurry so I scanned your post and saw singularmom.com. How much does it cost a month? Bangbros has a deal going on for a 1 month membership to all sites.

a million.

Donated btw.

saw that... thanks man. every bit helps.

Can I get your mailing address? I'm going to send a pair of bootstraps so you guys can just pull yourselves out of trouble.

sagger may need a new mouf wand, too.

Anyone thinking about donating condoms? I mean, that's one way to not become a singular mom.

Fruit, you should call that Mistie chick.

shes hot

anal?

She's single with kids. They'll do anything to bag a man. Go for it Fruit.

Fruit would tear. that. up.

like he does his hand

Update: Thanks to you kind souls that already pitched in. I preciate ya.

To the rest of you, please take a minute and at least forward this info on to other people. I'm completely tapped out and the phone and lights will be cut off in their house in about a week if she can't come up with a little bit of cash. I'll probably be heading down there next week to watch the kids so she can work 18 hour days. Just saying... any size donation is huge at this point.

get a fucking life dude. Seriously man, if you're gonna play creepy internet stalker who saves random photos of dudes he's never met and posts personal shit online, at least do your fucking homework and get your facts straight.

It's called fucking charity, asshole. You know, helping the less fortunate... But I'm sure they don't teach you that at Cobra Kai.

Sweep the leg, Johnny!

Blah blah fucking blah. I'm sure your opinion weighs heavily in the minds of everyone here. You know... the people that actually know me and only know you as an imbalanced jackass with a set of nun chucks and a taste for google image searches. what makes all of this funny is that you're just bitter that I banned you from rantfan 3 years ago. 3 fucking years ago, douchebag. Maybe it's four... who fucking knows. Why don't you take a break from looking me up on publicdata.com and check in with your shrink. I think he needs to upgrade your bipolar meds.

get him a body bag!