I'm rehabilitated. I finally got out of county. It's good to be with you.

What did you get locked up for? Meth?

Meth is for white trash who live in trailors. Oh.... Hey, is that girl over there topless?

did you really go to jail?

No, not really. Just haven't had as much time as I used to to post. That and I felt I was becoming a beating.

Now you know how we felt when you posted.

Zing!

jk I miss your rat tail.

Any hidden extra pee lately?

More importantly how is the Possum Farm?

are you still smoking bud and delivering pizza?

I missed you guys, good times. I take it Rantfan is finally dead, I type in the ip and all it says is Cap is gay.

Hidden extra pee really works, but you have to sit to pee, which I recomend, especiallyif you have carpet in your bath room.

No sign of any possums lately, but they're probably around. Sneakly little bastards. I starting raising and training fire ants to kill the damn things, but they usually don't listen and just sting me silly.

I got fired from that job Fruit. Apparently the phrase "Thanks for nothing, merry fucking Christmas" is taboo. I guess they were jewish or something. I've been working as a production manager for a fire and water restoration company for the past 9 months. A little more heat than I'm used to, but not a terrible gig.

and the doobies?

I'm like the kobieyashi of doobies.

Let me know if you can point me in the right direction Mallard Toss. I very rarely have to do any of the work, and mainly just check the jobs and evaluate them after they're done. I'm in charge of a crew of about 10, not exactly the salt of the earth type, but for the most part they're good people. Would like to get a gig as an outside claims adjuster, or water mitigation specialist for an insurance company, but, uh, piss soaked shag is a pretty acurate job description for my guys.

I just had a messy poop. three wiper. Wow.