Stupid bitch

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:54 pm

We have a mini dachshund that is going through a false pregnancy. It's the craziest thing i've ever seen. She has teets full of milk and has piled up all my youngest daughters Webkinz around her. She is carrying them around like they are her puppies. Have any of you ever seen this before? Time to get the bitch fixed.

VBF · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:55 pm

quit fucking your dog!

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:56 pm

but its so damn tight. :dunno:

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

Kick her in the tummy so she has a fake abortion.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:01 pm

i've thought about that. she's being really protective of those stuffed animals and growling at everybody.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:03 pm

vbear wrote:

We have a mini dachshund that is going through a false pregnancy. It's the craziest thing i've ever seen. She has teets full of milk and has piled up all my youngest daughters Webkinz around her. She is carrying them around like they are her puppies. Have any of you ever seen this before? Time to get the bitch fixed.

My Mom's Bichon did that after she was fixed. It's insane... took us a while to realize what was going on. We kept throwing the little rabbit she'd bring to us for her to fetch. Poor thing freaked out.

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

Kdub · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:03 pm

Rip the head off one of the stuffed animals. Then point at her with your hairy finger.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:08 pm

sounds like rabies. better put her down to make sure.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

then chop of it's head for testing purposes

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:12 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

how does the milk taste?

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:16 pm

fruitdog wrote:

how does the milk taste?

a little bitter but it's not that bad.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:18 pm

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

vbear wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

how does the milk taste?

a little bitter but it's not that bad.

you should make that bitch force swallow a bottle of kahlua and then try it

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:31 pm

pineapple juice, bitch

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:32 pm

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:39 pm

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:43 pm

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

my daughter doesn't want them anymore because she's been licking them and laying on them with her milk teets.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

that's so hot. you should tape that shit and send it to america's funniest home videos.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:46 pm

fruitdog wrote:

that's so hot. you should tape that shit and send it to america's funniest home videos.

it's not funny, sir. :mad:

mesilla · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:19 pm **Posts:** 428

vbear wrote:

We have a mini dachshund that is going through a false pregnancy. It's the craziest thing i've ever seen. She has teets full of milk and has piled up all my youngest daughters Webkinz around her. She is carrying them around like they are her puppies. Have any of you ever seen this before? Time to get the bitch fixed.

my friend's dog did the same thing not that long ago. She just had to wait until it went away. That dog went downright batshit crazy

Cledus · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:38 pm

vbear wrote:

We have a mini dachshund that is going through a false pregnancy. It's the craziest thing i've ever seen. She has teets full of milk and has piled up all my youngest daughters Webkinz around her. She is carrying them around like they are her puppies. Have any of you ever seen this before? Time to get the bitch fixed.

is Dachshund a weenie dog? :giggle: weenie dog.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:39 pm

Cledus wrote:

vbear wrote:

We have a mini dachshund that is going through a false pregnancy. It's the craziest thing i've ever seen. She has teets full of milk and has piled up all my youngest daughters Webkinz around her. She is carrying them around like they are her puppies. Have any of you ever seen this before? Time to get the bitch fixed.

is Dachshund a weenie dog? :giggle: weenie dog.

yes. she a mini so i guess she could be considered a bubby weenie dog.

VBF · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:20 pm

which Webkin is suckin' hind tit?

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:28 pm

that's just silly.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:30 pm

hi veeb.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:34 pm

hey buddy.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:35 pm

not you, the other one.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:40 pm

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:48 pm

stupid bitch

Elmer Wayne Williams · Hoob - 3-17-08

My big-ass yellow lab nursed a litter of kittens this fall. The mother cat turned up AWOL and my daughters were bottle feeding a bunch of 2-week old kittens. The dog was very "concerned" about them and was always licking them down and shit. so much so that we were afraid that they would die because they were too wet and cold. She was constantly picking them up out of their box and carrying them over to her bed and sitting with them. After a week or so, she gets milked up and starts letting the cats nurse. 5 of the 7 kittens lived and they think the dog is their mother. Fucking bizzarre...

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:53 pm

race traitors!

VBF · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:39 pm

Sagger Pance wrote:

not you, the other one.

heya pal, hope to see you on Sat?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

my daughter doesn't want them anymore because she's been licking them and laying on them with her milk teets.

I take it she's moving on to more mature toys like ping pong balls.

vbear · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:40 am

bigboy wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

my daughter doesn't want them anymore because she's been licking them and laying on them with her milk teets.

I take it she's moving on to more mature toys like ping pong balls.

what's wrong with you?

cap · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:47 am

vbear wrote:

bigboy wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

my daughter doesn't want them anymore because she's been licking them and laying on them with her milk teets.

I take it she's moving on to more mature toys like ping pong balls.

what's wrong with you?

at least he giggled

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

vbear wrote:

bigboy wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

vbear wrote:

Mike Hunt wrote:

Seriously, unless she has a championship bloodline and you plan on showing her, there's no reason for her not to be fixed.

we wanted to breed her but if she's gonna act like this when she's really pregnant then screw all that.

well when she has real puppies, you won't think it's quite as odd and she won't be as paranoid. It'll pass... i think it took just about as long as the normal heat length.

it's been three days now. hopefully she'll snap out of it. it just proves that all bitches are crazy.

she'll never look at those dolls the same again... do yourself a favor and weed the litter down to like one.

my daughter doesn't want them anymore because she's been licking them and laying on them with her milk teets.

I take it she's moving on to more mature toys like ping pong balls.

what's wrong with you?

*points back at vbear*

HE STARTED IT!!!!111!!!

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:41 pm

VBF wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

not you, the other one.

heya pal, hope to see you on Sat?

fuckin a bitch.

VBF · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:47 pm

Sagger Pance wrote:

VBF wrote:

Sagger Pance wrote:

not you, the other one.

heya pal, hope to see you on Sat?

fuckin a bitch.

well, that's if I don't have a kids bday party to go to.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:51 pm

well if you make it I can be your see-saw partner.

vbear · **Posted:** Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:00 pm

Update: the bitch is still psycho.

Stupid bitch

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