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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Things that suck
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:53 pm 
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Ripping the hugest of farts, then someone coming to the door.
Twist #1: That someone is pregnant
Twist #2: The awkward pretense by both that nothing happened.
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Twist #3 her water breaks
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i cough-farted as people were arriving at our sho-n-glo with senior propane today.
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cameltoe wrote:
i cough-farted as people were arriving at our sho-n-glo with senior propane today.


:D
I think that's funny.
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I ripped one in a co-worker's office today that smelled like full diaper. The really bad part: he was heating up his lunch and returned to discover the foulness with a warm tv dinner in hand. I = bad person.

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bigboy wrote:
I ripped one in a co-worker's office today that smelled like full diaper. The really bad part: he was heating up his lunch and returned to discover the foulness with a warm tv dinner in hand. I = bad person.


heHE!
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I was helping this older lady with her computer in her office then out on nowhere the worst smelling fart started taking over the room....we both smelt it but pretended nothing was happening...so tense...and gross...
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stinkfinger wrote:
I was helping this older lady with her computer in her office then out on nowhere the worst smelling fart started taking over the room....we both smelt it but pretended nothing was happening...so tense...and gross...


Older lady??? Fart??? Do tell me more!!1!11!!!11!!

Did it smell like tuna casserole? Did she lift a cheek??? Did she... wait
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ColostomyBag wrote:
stinkfinger wrote:
I was helping this older lady with her computer in her office then out on nowhere the worst smelling fart started taking over the room....we both smelt it but pretended nothing was happening...so tense...and gross...


Older lady??? Fart??? Do tell me more!!1!11!!!11!!

Did it smell like tuna casserole? Did she lift a cheek??? Did she... wait


it smeeled like cat urine and garbage disposal spahgheti mixed with a hint of sand....i spel goood
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rowdyhatinwalt
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tinkle taint.
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