Dead Pool

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

She's been rushed to the hospital and is reportedly spitting blood. Looks like you and Hoob will score first blood. So to speak.

Awesome. Just as I was about to post that we all really suck at this game.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

She turns 94 on Sunday. Come on, Zsa Zsa. Hurry up and get to that light.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

We are in February and nobody has died yet? We all suck.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:49 pm

jim jack wrote:

We are in February and nobody has died yet? We all suck.

hundreds of unborn babies have died because of our immoral laws

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

I tried to stay pretty unique with my choices, and went young more often than not. I'm one coke binge or suicide away from total victory. Wish I'd taken Charlie Sheen, though.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

cap wrote:

jim jack wrote:

We are in February and nobody has died yet? We all suck.

hundreds of unborn babies have died because of our immoral laws

Not to mention all the ones who died in the desert because of a lie.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:46 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

cap wrote:

jim jack wrote:

We are in February and nobody has died yet? We all suck.

hundreds of unborn babies have died because of our immoral laws

Not to mention all the ones who died in the desert because of a lie.

And the ones that didn't float. Or was it the ones that sank?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

42 points goes to...no one. Man, we suck at this. :neutral:

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:44 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

I pretty much post wherever I want. I don't really give a shit.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:19 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

I pretty much post wherever I want. I don't really give a shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the new forum bully, Mr. Whistle, Tit.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

I pretty much post wherever I want. I don't really give a shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the new forum bully, Mr. Whistle, Tit.

*unfriends gam*

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

I pretty much post wherever I want. I don't really give a shit.

that's the way it should be

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:05 pm

Amen brother. :babyarm:

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy

Is this the new Trifecta thread? I'd rather we keep this for actual Dead Pool deaths to keep it from getting cluttered kthxbyebyenow.

(oh, and OUT)

I pretty much post wherever I want. I don't really give a shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the new forum bully, Mr. Whistle, Tit.

*unfriends gam*

My friends list just got cut in half.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Liz Taylor is circling...

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

Diello wrote:

Liz Taylor is circling...

When I think of her, I think of Belushi doing the impression of her on SNL.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:32 pm

Taylor's condition stable

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Steve Jobs back in chemo
Of course, none of us were smart enough to put this 45-point lay-up on our lists.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Standings thus far:

Hoob - 0
Gam - 0
Diello - 0
TG - 0
Mallard - 0
Ich - 0
Fruit - 0
Tit - 0

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Sweet. Tied for first.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:38 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Steve Jobs back in chemo
Of course, none of us were smart enough to put this 45-point lay-up on our lists.

According to the Enquirer he's got six weeks to live (based on a grainy photo) yet somehow he has the strength to have brunch with Obama yesterday. :rolleyes:

He's probably harvesting organs as we speak.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:49 am

He has brunch and you hold it against him as if he's supposed to hide under a rock. So what if he is dying? He can't go do shit?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:29 am

I was

ing at the report from the Enquirer.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Zsa Zsa back in hospital.
C'mon, you old bat! We need some points on the board.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

Crap. I clicked on this link hoping that someone had scored.

Yes, I was cheering for death.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:29 am

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Michael Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Clint Eastwood
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
Betty White
Magic Johnson
Barbara Walters

Elizabeth Taylor

Liza Minelli
Pat Summerall
Margot Thomas
OJ Simpson
Greg "The Hammer" Williams
Abe Vigoda
Peter O Toole
Wayne Newton
Tony Bennet
Peter Criss
Stan Lee

The seal has been broken.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

Dang it!!!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Gam and Hoob draw first blood with Liz Taylor. 21 points

Standings are as follows:

Gam: 21
Hoob: 21
TG: 0
Mallard: 0
Ich: 0
Fruitdog: 0
Diello: 0
Tit: 0

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Well this is fucked up. On my Excel spreadsheet with everyone's entries, Hoob has Liz, but his original post doesn't have her. WTF?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Dunno what happened with it, but gam's the only one on the board right now.

Revised standings:

Gam: 21
Hoob: 0
TG: 0
Mallard: 0
Ich: 0
Fruitdog: 0
Diello: 0
Tit: 0

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:01 am

This is bullshit.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Best news is she should be the first of an awesome trifecta. C'mon, famous people. Start dropping like flies!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:06 am

FIRST BLOOD, BITCHES!!! :rockon:

I already hate this game. I actually did a fist pump with a "'YES!" this morning when I heard the news. I am a monster.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:07 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Dunno what happened with it, but gam's the only one on the board right now.

Revised standings:

Gam: 21
Hoob: 0
TG: 0
Mallard: 0
Ich: 0
Fruitdog: 0
Diello: 0
Tit: 0

These will be the final standings.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:28 am

Mallard Toss wrote:

If I could just find a way for Ray Parker Jr, Garrett Morris, Sherman Hemsley and Harry Belafonte to give each other sickle cell.

So they can all still not die?

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8925

You've got it correct. I didn't have her on my list. Dammit.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

You can put it on the board, bitches!

+46

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Tit Whistle wrote:

You can put it on the board, bitches!

+46

D,E,A,T,H What's that spell? Death, Death Death!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Updated standings:

Tit: 46
Gam: 21
Hoob: 0
TG: 0
Mallard: 0
Ich: 0
Fruitdog: 0
Diello: 0

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2011 2:53 pm

Finally, some action!

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