I like Lewis Black.

Would you like an autographed poster?

Yes

I voted in the primaries today. My civil rights were infringed. I had to show them an ID before I could vote.

You are a white guy. So the ID laws aren't focussed against you.

Cap talking about civil rights is hilarious

I've worked my way out, holmes.

Do you read side effects of drugs your doctor prescribes? I do. One I just started on says...

"Symptoms include: redness, itching, or swelling of the penis; rash of the penis; foul-smelling discharge from the penis; or pain in the skin around penis."

I will keep y'all posted.

What are you taking? Sounds neat.

The swelling part sounds fun. The rest not so much.

Bernie Sanders sounds like the george steinbrenner character on Steinfeld

I hope fart's penis is doing ok.

I'm glad you're ok. Thought you left us and died.

My soul is dead. Just wrapped up show season. I'm talkin world of concrete, American Rental Association, United Rentals, and Handy Hardware. It's a helluva lot of extroverted chest pumping bs for an introvert.

Since the weather is so gorgeous today, I went to a local taco truck and ate my lunch outside. It was great until a dickhead one table over let the breeze pick up his hot sauce container and it spilled down the side of my shorts.

As a fellow introvert, I don't know how you do that. I guess I can see it if it's coming down to getting paid or not.

Also found out recently that Social Anxiety Disorder is a thing. I took an online test and I'm definately on the spectrum.

*definitely, mr technical writer

What test?

I forget which one I did but here's a few of them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_an ... #Diagnosis

And I know how to spell 'definitely'. I just keep hoping Stu will come back and chastise me for it.

I'm just joshing. Hell, I still can't spell "seperate". It should be spelled with an e just like in "desperate". Fucking language, amirite?

Words, man. I mean, yeah.

Gotta drop that v yo

It is diabetes medicine buddy, might want to check.

I got a new medronic pump and it's the shit

You fellas take care of yourselves. The forum is counting on you.

McAfee Enterprise Tech support sucks ass.

That's because that dude's always high as balls.

Yesterday after a delightful lunch, me and my everyday bitch had nothing bedder to do so we went to the colony (bleh) and checked out the Nebraska Furniture Mart. Have any of you fellas been here yet? Fuck me with a lawn dart, this place is sofa-king huge. Do you like looking at furniture? I sometimes do. It appears a lot of other people do too. We did not buy anything. The finance section was packed tho, I tell ya. There's a big Rooms That Blow across the street, but we didn't go in there. I bet their salespeople dream of someday furthering their careers at Nebraska Furniture Mart.

I've been there. Fuck that place, but then, for me, looking at furniture is one of life's biggest whips.

I like looking at furniture , but I hate that place.

The only thing worse than a furniture store is a fabric store. My mom would drag me to those when I was a kid and there's nothing there to occupy a little dude. Furniture is a little better because they sometimes have cool chairs, but then I'm always asked for my opinion about different couches or dining tables and I shrug in reply because I have no sense of aesthetics then I get called a jerk for not helping.

Well you are a jerk. And I'm not kidding.

Look, just pick something and I'll pay for it. That's all I'm here for.

Me and Mrs. Fart dropped about $5K at that place back in January. The furniture turned out pretty nice. We didn't worry about the finance department because I have a good job.

Like there is no tomorrow, I would.

she's on channel 8 now.

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know this

Her feet look nice in those heels.

OK, Quentin....

gross.