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Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Power is out in the building. We are running on a backup generator, but it's getting hot in herre.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:16 pm

take your clothes off

cap · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:19 pm

No E is on Longhorn Network right now

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:05 am

Meat was right... Bitches be crazy.

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:08 am

er maybe it was Gandhi...

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:09 am

er maybe it was that guy we all now that had his life ruined by some slit crotch...

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

That could be any of us.

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:40 am

Zakly

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Cledus wrote:

Meat was right... Bitches be crazy.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The Rob Lowe ads for Direct TV are discontinued, and Comcast is happy about it.

The Story

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:22 pm

jim jack wrote:

The Rob Lowe ads for Direct TV are discontinued, and Comcast is happy about it.

The Story

Honestly I can't believe they scrapped the whole campaign instead of tweaking it. It's a multi-faceted idea that they could get a lot of mileage out of. Not to mention it is pretty damn popular.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:13 pm

I thought it had kinda run its course.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:20 pm

or somesuch wrote:

I thought it had kinda run its course.

I did too until I saw "Bad Decision Rob Lowe"

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

My desk is about five steps away from the men's restroom.

My underling was shitting in there, then leaving the door open and the fan off. It took 7 months, but I finally got him to stop doing that.

Somehow I've got to get this simple point across to the people I don't boss around, like upper admins, superintendents, and the like.

What in the world is wrong with people. I don't want to smell that.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:03 pm

jim jack wrote:

My desk is about five steps away from the men's restroom.

My underling was shitting in there, then leaving the door open and the fan off. It took 7 months, but I finally got him to stop doing that.

Somehow I've got to get this simple point across to the people I don't boss around, like upper admins, superintendents, and the like.

What in the world is wrong with people. I don't want to smell that.

Tape up a sign that says "out of order".

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Changed a brake light after work, no way I was going to do that without looking at a video first. Just off of the top of my head, I have turned to Youtube for the following:

Brake light replacement
head light replacement
installation of a tow hitch receptacle
car radiator replacement
motherboard replacement on a Dell server by skateboard man
battery replacement on a different Dell server
ice maker installation
brake pad installation
how to ride a mountain bike over dangerous terrain
Canon camera disassembly
Canon lens disassembly
how to play guitar solos that I can't figure out on my own
changing a gas dryer from natural gas to propane
changing multiple parts on a Kenmore washing machine
installation of programs using GPO
setup of DeployStudio
setup of the FOG system on a network (love)
setup of Windows SCCM (bleah)
installing shit with the Casper suite (suxxor x 1000)
how to root a Macbook (to keep those little fuckers from doing it again)

Definitely mundane.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:24 pm

I've turned to YouTube for plenty DIY stuff, too. It's like the dad I never had.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

How to wire the garbage disposal.
How to grout tile.
Many many guitar progressions.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:24 pm

It would take me 3 pages to list all the shit I have Yootoobed in order to complete.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Sitting in the Hoobmobile with the window down right now. Next to me is a woman, about 25 or so, also with the window down. She kinda big.

She is having a phone conversation about "sweet you are" but it is not easy for her to be in the mood.

I felt sorry for the poor dumb bastard on the other end of the call.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

The Ticket needs to bring back the "darkness" music.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I just ate a prune for the first time. It wasn't bad. We'll see how it affects my shit.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:04 pm

I used to eat em all the time when I was a kid. I couldn't tell you the last time I ate one though.

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:00 am

Sweet Greggo wrote:

I used to eat em all the time when I was a kid. I couldn't tell you the last time I ate one though.

Im a cheese lover, so I combat the problems of a cheese lover with prunes. Tit, you need to eat about 3 to have any real :fist:

"movement". I eat about 4 every other day. i'm pretty regular. I can tell you, if you ever get drunk and go to eating them by the handful... your going to have a bad time.. :banghead:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

My boss recommended eating about 30 on an empty stomach. I think he's trying to trick me.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:39 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

My boss recommended eating about 30 on an empty stomach. I think he's trying to trick me.

Should be good for a laugh. What could possibly go wrong?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

My boss recommended eating about 30 on an empty stomach. I think he's trying to trick me.

Should be good for a laugh. What could possibly go wrong?

Oddly, he's already left this morning with a tummyache. I ate undercooked shrimps last night and I'm still here.

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:16 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

My boss recommended eating about 30 on an empty stomach. I think he's trying to trick me.

As bad as I'd love to hear about the aftershock, I don't think I want you to go through the tummy pains that goes along with it.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:43 pm

We should have a prune eating contest at the next camp out

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

It has been a wild morning, Hoob vs. Squirrelz. Sitting on the front porch with the bb gun. Country living is the bestsst.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2015 4:46 pm

You are doing the Lord's work.

cap · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:40 pm

i'm pissed. I had a million cracks in my old POS truck, so I called a windshield repair company to come out a replace it. They replaced it but forgot to hook up my alarm system and now I can't get into my truck or start it. I called the dude, and he won't be able to come back out until the morning. I need a ride home. Somey, you live closest.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:54 pm

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I just unfollowed Eric Nadel on Twitter. It's all about who is playing at the Vagabond, and I don't give two shits about that.

I have never seen a single baseball post from him.

Even so, he is my favorite area announcer and it's not close. Sorry, Eric.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

I hate people of note whose twitters are never about what they are noted for. Nobody gives a shit about where you're DJing this weekend so make with the tit pics.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu May 28, 2015 6:39 am

Diello wrote:

I hate people of note whose twitters are never about what they are noted for. Nobody gives a shit about where you're DJing this weekend so make with the tit pics.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I just saw a commercial for a catheter. I am thinking about throwing my TV out into the yard.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I've seen those commercials. If I reach the point when I need to administer my own catheter each and every morning, I'm checking straight into the cemetary.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tit Whistle wrote:

I've seen those commercials. If I reach the point when I need to administer my own catheter each and every morning, I'm checking straight into the cemetary.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The P-1 Domo guy has a bag as empty as the Drop Kid did.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:06 am

coffee makes me poop

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