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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:11 am 
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Tit Jr is 13 today. He's 5-foot-fucking-8 already, his voice has dropped, and though it's unverified, he probably has hair on his balls. He used to drive me up the wall when he was younger with all that energy he had but he's calmed down now and he's a cool kid. Only complaint is we still have to remind him to shower.


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In other notable oct 7 news, today is my 16 year wedding anniversary.


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Happy birthiversary, everyone!

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Titette turns 17 today. Fuck.


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That's a tough one, pal.


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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It was 20 years ago today, Mrs. Tit made an honest man of me. 20 years. Fuck.


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It was 20 years ago today, Mrs. Tit made an honest man of me. 20 years. Fuck.


Congrats :babyarm:

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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It was 20 years ago today, Mrs. Tit made an honest man of me. 20 years. Fuck.

so it was a shotgun wedding then. So redneck

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It was 20 years ago today, Mrs. Tit made an honest man of me. 20 years. Fuck.

so it was a shotgun wedding then. So redneck

I'd like to know the thought process that led to this conclusion, but you don't have thoughts.


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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because you posted your daughter turned 20....or something like that. I'm just saying you are a redneck yankee

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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She's 17. I've been married 20 years. 20 - 17 = 3, so we were married for 3 years before having a kid.


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He's cap-laughing, tit.


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He cap-laughs alone.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
Titette turns 17 today.


18.

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Titette turns 17 today.


18.

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Fuck.



:eek: Hole. E. Shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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Calm down. You have plenty of time until she turns 12 and becomes a major pain in the ass.


How about now? :cry:


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Now's the time for you to start saving for college and tampons.


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There’s still plenty of time to hone your smoked brisket skills for graduation parties.


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:babyarm: Don't get caught flat-footed on that like I did.


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Tit Jr aka Lil Chipotle turns 16 today. He's as tall as me. That's 6'2 for those who didn't know. He's huge. He's a band nerd yet somehow also a cool kid. He's smart, gets good grades, and stays out of trouble. He'll also drop an F bomb on you, which always jostles me yet makes me chuckle.


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In other notable oct 7 news, today is my 16 year wedding anniversary.

Happy 19th anniversary, buddy.


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Tit Jr aka Lil Chipotle turns 16 today. He's as tall as me. That's 6'2 for those who didn't know. He's huge. He's a band nerd yet somehow also a cool kid. He's smart, gets good grades, and stays out of trouble. He'll also drop an F bomb on you, which always jostles me yet makes me chuckle.



does he have great hair too?


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Tit Whistle wrote:
Tit Jr aka Lil Chipotle turns 16 today. He's as tall as me. That's 6'2 for those who didn't know. He's huge. He's a band nerd yet somehow also a cool kid. He's smart, gets good grades, and stays out of trouble. He'll also drop an F bomb on you, which always jostles me yet makes me chuckle.



does he have great hair too?

Look at it. Just look at it.

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My kid turned 9 a week ago Monday. She already thinks she knows more about everything than me and I'm starting to worry that might be true.

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My kid turned 9 a week ago Monday. She already thinks she knows more about everything than me and I'm starting to worry that might be true.


:babyarm: I yell my daughter at least once a day now to either drop the attitude or stop being such a know-it-all. My son, who I was ready to drop off at the fire station for the first 4 years of his existence, has become pretty awesome.


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Titette turns 21 today.

Me and her, soon probably ----> :drinkbuds:


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My kid turned 9 a week ago Monday. She already thinks she knows more about everything than me and I'm starting to worry that might be true.


:babyarm: I yell my daughter at least once a day now to either drop the attitude or stop being such a know-it-all. My son, who I was ready to drop off at the fire station for the first 4 years of his existence, has become pretty awesome.

you have very beatiful children. Glad I don't have a daughter./

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My kid turned 9 a week ago Monday. She already thinks she knows more about everything than me and I'm starting to worry that might be true.


:babyarm: I yell my daughter at least once a day now to either drop the attitude or stop being such a know-it-all. My son, who I was ready to drop off at the fire station for the first 4 years of his existence, has become pretty awesome.


that only gets worse, btw. Much, much worse.

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That post was from 1.5 years ago, btw.


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Has it gotten worse?

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I can’t remember 1.5 years ago. I don’t have to yell much these days, so I guess it’s better, but there is still time. I don’t see her as much though. She’s still a know-it-all. She fights more with her mom than with me, but even that seems rare. I usually just act like I’m sleeping so I don’t have to get involved.


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