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 Post subject: Cowboys 2012
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:33 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Who is he gonna throw to?


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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They've got 10 years or so to figure it out. RGIII coming in while Romo leaving soon = suck. Hopefully Snyder never figures out how to make football.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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What does it matter anyways? The Cowboys will suck no matter who starts in Washington.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Exactly. As long as businessmen are calling the shots here, the only team on the schedule that doesn't scare me is bye week.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Who is he gonna throw to?


Pierre Garçon, Josh Morgan, Santana Moss, Leonard Hankerson, Fred Davis, Chris Cooley

just informing


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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or somesuch wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Who is he gonna throw to?


Pierre Garçon, Josh Morgan, Santana Moss, Leonard Hankerson, Fred Davis, Chris Cooley

just informing

Well then, let's just give them the trophy now.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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They've got 10 years or so to figure it out. RGIII coming in while Romo leaving soon = suck. Hopefully Snyder never figures out how to make football.

neither does jerry

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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I wonder if one of Jerry's secretaries trembled when this was said:

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2012/ ... urst.html/


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Why Your Team Sucks - 2012 Dallas Cowboys

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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The email describing the Mom/Dad scenario is genius.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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The logical right side of my brain says the Cowboys will terribly average and finish 8-8 plus or minus a game. I know this is true but I just can't help thinking with my heart that this is the year. Every fucking year there's 10 new playoff teams so it's got to happen to the Cowboys too sometimes. Also, it seems like absolutely everyone is picking the giants to win tonight, and I mean everyone. So :dunno: ...


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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it seems like absolutely everyone is picking the giants to win tonight, and I mean everyone. So :dunno: ...


That's because the Giants are going to kick the Cowboys' ass. The o-line will fail Romo all night. Without Witten, Romo will have no safety net and by the middle of the 3rd quarter, Romo will have been sacked 5-6 times and may even get knocked out of the game. This is going to be a fucking disaster.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Every fucking year there's 10 new playoff teams so it's got to happen to the Cowboys too sometimes.


I'll never underestimate Jerry's ability to get in the way of the law of averages going the right way for the Cowboys.

I'm doom and gloom this year. With that line, Romo will be dead by the end of September and Orton will be lucky to see Halloween. Jamarcus Russell will be rubbing his hands on Phil Costa's taint by the time the frost is on the pumpkin.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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bigboy wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Every fucking year there's 10 new playoff teams so it's got to happen to the Cowboys too sometimes.


I'll never underestimate Jerry's ability to get in the way of the law of averages going the right way for the Cowboys.

I'm doom and gloom this year. With that line, Romo will be dead by the end of September and Orton will be lucky to see Halloween. Jamarcus Russell will be rubbing his hands on Phil Costa's taint by the time the frost is on the pumpkin.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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I am glad I'm a sports idiot and I can't predict shit.

Still though, I fully expected the Giants to tie it up at the end and the Cowboys to lose in OT because that's what's been happening for almost 2 decades. Maybe their luck is changing, I dunno.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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Nightmare came true. NFC East just got a whole lot tougher. Fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2012
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I'll be glad when this game is over so all of the knee jerk reacting Cowboys fans will go back to posting out of context Obama quotes on Facebook.

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I'll be glad when this game is over so all of the knee jerk reacting Cowboys fans will go back to posting out of context Obama quotes on Facebook.


:D

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I'll be glad when this game is over so all of the knee jerk reacting Cowboys fans will go back to posting out of context Obama quotes on Facebook.


:D

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the 16 trillion debt is not out of context.

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I guess I've been put in my place.

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When did Jerry hire Peyton Manning to be the new stadium announcer? :words:

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