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 Post subject: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:47 pm 
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Bennett wants to be the number one guy somewhere

Maybe if his hands weren't made from cooked spaghetti.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:54 pm 
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Hands made from uncooked spaghetti would impede a receiver's pass catching ability even moreso, imo.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:58 pm 
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What a frustrating bitch boiled okra hands would be for pass catching. (It is so slimey).


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:09 pm 
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Salt water taffy hands = Hello Fred Biletnikoff award


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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Ambrosia salad hands would provide a fluffy and comfortable landing spot for the ball to rest its weary seams after a long, hard pass.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:52 am 
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Taco hands would be fragile but delicious.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:28 am 
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There'd be no excuses for the dropsies with fresh from the oven Rice Krispies treat hands.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:12 pm 
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Fresh baked cookie hands are effective, but good luck losing coverage since everyone comes running for the smell of fresh baked cookies.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:04 am 
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Cinnabon(TM) hands produces the same effects but gives everyone running towards you a boner.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:45 am 
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Bennett wants to be the number one guy somewhere

Maybe if his hands weren't made from cooked spaghetti.


WTF, Giants.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:18 am 
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jim jack wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Bennett wants to be the number one guy somewhere

Maybe if his hands weren't made from cooked spaghetti.


WTF, Giants.


I laughed when I heard this. Rich people are stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:33 pm 
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Mallard Toss wrote:
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I laughed when I heard this.


How hard?

If that's not too personal of a question.


A slight chuckle. An audible "Ha!". That's about it.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:47 pm 
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More likely Rosenrosen told T.O. to give it up.

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:11 pm 
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:babyarm:

Rosenpenis.


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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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you think wade would come back as dc?

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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Mallard X wrote:
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heard him on the Musers this morning.

:D didn't go well

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 Post subject: Re: Offseason fun
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I got $3 in my Paypal account. Is there any way I can help?


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