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 Post subject: Cowboys 2011
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:01 pm 
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Gawd! I just realized the best part of the lockout was the fact there were no Jerry Jones press conferences! There can be no doubt that Jerry is the worst public speaker ever in the history of ever!

I think he could actually make stutterers feel better about themselves!

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Do other teams do some sort of "State of the Team" address like that? Cap? Does Al Davis do this?


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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No, everyone already assumes the Raiders are shitty.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:04 am 
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I can't get excited about football because there appears to be so little promise about the Cowboys. All of the stupid fucks trying to stir up a QB controversy will probably get their wish, cuz I don't imagine Romo will see Halloween behind that abortion of an offensive line.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:59 am 
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I can't get excited about football because there appears to be so little promise about the Cowboys. All of the stupid fucks trying to stir up a QB controversy will probably get their wish, cuz I don't imagine Romo will see Halloween behind that abortion of an offensive line.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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and the raiders will win the afc championship

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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cap wrote:
and the raiders will win the afc championship


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Translation: "Have you seen my baseball?"

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Ichabod wrote:
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and the raiders will win the afc championship


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Translation: "Have you seen my baseball?"


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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well, at least the Raiders re-signed one of their best offensive players, Zach Mill *hears new info from producer thru earpiece* oh, nevermind.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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TE's are over rated

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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I was annoyed when I saw that the Cowboys were 3 mil over the cap. Then I saw the Raiders were 12 over and I smiled.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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It took Sensabaugh all of 2 plays to fail an assignment. This is gonna be a great year.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Good grief get Steve Dennis off of the TV.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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McGee has terrible happy feet like Jim Everett.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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My fondest memory of Charles Haley was seeing him at Cowboys Cafe in Coppell. It was really cool seeing him in person and watch him hitting on some poor girl for 20 minutes while she tried to eat her lunch. All she could do was flash a failed smile and repeat "that's sweet of you to say, but no" until she finally got up after eating only half her burger. What a class act.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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I'm not going to be able to see his name up there without thinking about the story where he rubbed his bare junk on some poor rookie during a film session.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Great. I hear some kids chanting "Let's go Cowboys" and then clapping like they do in baseball.

Shut up, you stupid kids. You should be trying to get the wave started.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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This team is gonna suck. 6-10.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Stu wrote:
This team is gonna suck. 6-10.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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This team is gonna suck. 6-10.


:rolleyes:

So is yours

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Stu wrote:
3-13


You optimist.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Once again, Jets dominate in New York on September 11.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Isn't it fun to be able to laugh a little bit?
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Those look nothing alike.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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I thought the joke was more Rob is to Rex like George is to Oscar as in they're the same person only one has long hair the other doesn't.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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:babyarm: Fucking Romo.

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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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that look on his face is very Image
What if that motherfucker is just trolling all of us?


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Stu wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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Geez. I came here to post 5-11. I see I've been outdone.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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And then I doze off and wake up and Kitna is playing. This game is passing me by.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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I wonder if knee-jerk Stu is predicting 11-5 now? or 12-4?


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5-11.


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 Post subject: Re: Cowboys 2011
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