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 Post subject: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:47 pm 
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Aaaaaand the Cowboys are losing 7-0. That didn't take long.

Dammit, Wade, can't you coach any better than that?


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:58 pm 
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14-0 birds.

At this rate the Cardinals won't need to put their offense out there at all.

I blame Romo for that INT.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:20 pm 
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It's a miracle. Miles Austin held onto a throw.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:22 pm 
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So, University of Phoenix bought naming rights to that place?

I'm hoping DeVry buys naming rights to the Death Star.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:30 pm 
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Bombs awaaaaaaaay. Mike Jenkins is beat again.

Back when I had a full head of hair, the NY Giants had a cornerback named Elvis Patterson. He got burned so much that his nickname was 'toast.'

The Cowboys have a full secondary of toast.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:48 pm 
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TD Witten.

I wonder if Theismann just heard me yelling:

"They scored 33 motherfucking points against your pitiful Redskins last week, you stupid dumbass."


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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I guess everyone that has been wanting McGee to play are getting their wish. And he is playing with the ones, not the third string like in pre-season.

He was a spare in college. Now? He's just an older spare.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:00 pm 
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Hee hee! Stu is in the house.

Theismann just called Igor "Oslotsky."


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:07 pm 
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Not sure what's worse: the Cowboys overcelebrating plays in what is basically a December pre-season game or the fucking awful NFL network broadcast. Even if the announcing team was worth a shit, you would still get treated to camera work that looks like it's being done by junior high kids.

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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:15 pm 
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Not sure what's worse: the Cowboys overcelebrating plays in what is basically a December pre-season game or the fucking awful NFL network broadcast. Even if the announcing team was worth a shit, you would still get treated to camera work that looks like it's being done by junior high kids.


:babyarm: X 2000

Even the pre-season games that are on the Blue Star Ointment Network are run better than this. Way better. The random D2 football games that are on the CBS College whatever are better.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:25 pm 
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Well, I made it to the fourth quarter before I issued a "please die" to Theismann.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:42 pm 
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As Walt might have said, well I'll be dipped in shit.

TD Cowboys.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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How do you miss an extra point? How do you let the Cardinals drive the length of the field?


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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So, Jerry. How did your kicker work out this year? The entire world said you were wrong back in training camp. And they were correct.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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:mad: I don't blame Bewler. I've said it before, it's not his fault. He's never been "the guy". Fact is Jerry didn't want to pay for 2 kickers again this year and he though Bewbew would be kicking touch backs on every kickoff. How about the kickoff that BOUNCED after their first score today? What a fucking joke. I'm talking to you, Jerry. YOU are a fucking joke and the whole world knows it. I fucking HATE you. Die already.

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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
:mad: I don't blame Bewler. I've said it before, it's not his fault. He's never been "the guy". Fact is Jerry didn't want to pay for 2 kickers again this year and he though Bewbew would be kicking touch backs on every kickoff. How about the kickoff that BOUNCED after their first score today? What a fucking joke. I'm talking to you, Jerry. YOU are a fucking joke and the whole world knows it. I fucking HATE you. Die already.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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Sam Hurd is a wide receiver that plays on special teams. He had 2 tackles in this game.

Mike Jenkins had one. Alan Ball had one. Jason Hatcher, one. Sean Lee, who everybody loves to love, no tackles and one assist.

Sam Hurd had more tackles than some starters.


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 Post subject: Re: Cards/Cowboys for Christmas
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This team is just covered in suck. They bathe in it every morning.

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