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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:44 am 
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Hmmmm ... Not the route I expected you to take.


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I think it's funny. He looked like shit last night though.


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I'm really sorry about this, cap.

Of course, it is ESPN rankings, so there is always the chance that they are way wrong.


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Don't injure yourself celebrating a sack. And in the case of the Bears dumbass, don't injure yourself while celebrating a sack of the backup QB while losing by 25. Dumbass.

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Don't injure yourself celebrating a sack. And in the case of the Bears dumbass, don't injure yourself while celebrating a sack of the backup QB while losing by 25. Dumbass.

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While I hate seeing anyone get injured, I have a lack of empathy for dumbasses like this.

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Is the end-around the most worthless play in all of the NFL? I do not have sufficient data to back up this claim, but in all my years, I think I have seen one go for a touchdown and maybe half a dozen more go for more than three yards. All others have gone for losses. The second moth worthless play in the NFL is the fake end-around handoff to the regular running back. Third is the double reverse end-around/fake double reverse. Yet it feels like at least two of these are run in every game.

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Is the end-around the most worthless play in all of the NFL? I do not have sufficient data to back up this claim, but in all my years, I think I have seen one go for a touchdown and maybe half a dozen more go for more than three yards. All others have gone for losses. The second moth worthless play in the NFL is the fake end-around handoff to the regular running back. Third is the double reverse end-around/fake double reverse. Yet it feels like at least two of these are run in every game.


Where does the tight end around fall in this?


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Is the end-around the most worthless play in all of the NFL? I do not have sufficient data to back up this claim, but in all my years, I think I have seen one go for a touchdown and maybe half a dozen more go for more than three yards. All others have gone for losses. The second moth worthless play in the NFL is the fake end-around handoff to the regular running back. Third is the double reverse end-around/fake double reverse. Yet it feels like at least two of these are run in every game.

The Jets just ran an end around for a touchdown.

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It's the Jets. You get a pass.


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The Ravens just tried a reverse on third and one. They lost a yard.

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I guess this belongs in the WTF category, but it gave me smilemouf.

In the 1970s, Ruskie Olga Korbut made her mark on the world with her moves in gymnastics. In junior high, a classmate said he would like to fart on her head, but that is beside the point here. And just in case you were wondering, I would tantalize her with my small American weiner.

Anyway, she is famous. And she moved to the US after the Chernobyl thing and lives in Arizona. And she loves her some Arizona Cardinals.

And she wants them to trade for Adrian Peterson. Really, a woman said this? “(Peterson) has speed, vision, toughness, and athletic qualities that only superstars have,’’ Korbut said. “The Phoenix area would be electric all season long. Let’s hope a trade happens.’’

I am kinda impressed that she has adopted dirty American football and she sounds like she knows something about the game.

I found this on a Vikings blog, by the way.

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This world can go to hell right now, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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I guess Belichick gets a pass? I've read very little criticism of him not getting any punishment. And while I don't listen every second to the Ticket, I find it odd that I haven't heard anyone bring his name up or the Troy Aikman interview. Am I just not listening at the right time?

I did find this on the webbers: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... flategate/

It just seems really odd that the lack of punishment hasn't blown up.

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How does the IRS audit someone to see if they are properly paying their fart taxes?


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When I moved to the country, I had to get Dishnet and not DirectTV. Long story.

So today, I am stuck with MFing Houston vs. Carolina for the channel 11 game, the absolute worst of the games involving AFC teams.

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Before now, I called him Dumb Face. Not sure if Penguin Boy will catch on or not.

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A flag on that, huh? That's why football is stupid.


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Yes, the NFL troubles itself with policing celebrations like that, but when Matt Schaub slams headfirst into the turf, they make damn sure there aren't any rules preventing him from going back out as soon as possible. They want to make sure that, when he's a suicidal borderline vegetable in 15 years, there won't be any funny TD celebrations to cheer him up.

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Why is that?

Because he connects unrelated dots like a fucking retard?


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Cap, can you confirm if that is correct?


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Browns traded the 2nd overall pick to the Eagles. WTF.

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