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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:38 pm 
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"Mc Ultra, you got it!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

west texas well water tastes better than that shit.


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Michelob is underrated.

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Michelob is underrated.

Mic was the first premium beer I fell in love with. Smooth, not too dry, goes down good. :babyarm:

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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Michelob is underrated.

Mic was the first premium beer I fell in love with. Smooth, not too dry, goes down good. :babyarm:

what a great story. Include it in your family yearly newsletter.


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"Mc Ultra, you got it!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

west texas well water tastes better than that shit.

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i bet a north dallasite came up with that name


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Want to hear something not smart?

In BFE, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. Or you can't put a donkey in the bathtub.

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tecate light commercial. The bartender needs to get a clue,


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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.


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Dell sucks.


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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.


:babyarm:

At first I thought it was a decent idea. I didn't know it was going to be on every damn damn commercial break.


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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.



keep going.


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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.


:babyarm:

At first I thought it was a decent idea. I didn't know it was going to be on every damn damn commercial break.

That's one of the many commercials that makes my 5 year old turn into a ballerina.

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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.


:babyarm:

At first I thought it was a decent idea. I didn't know it was going to be on every damn damn commercial break.


I like the message though. Get a dell. Its pretty!

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
jim jack wrote:
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the commercials that makes my anus prolapse is that Dell one with the lollipop song.


:babyarm:

At first I thought it was a decent idea. I didn't know it was going to be on every damn damn commercial break.

That's one of the many commercials that makes my 5 year old turn into a ballerina.

My kids won't stop singing that fucking song. :banghead:


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Scott Burns, the guy with the shredded voice needs to a few other things shredded, too.


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Ok, this is a TV commercial but I can't help myself.

You know that Jack in the Box commercial, the one with the great rip-off? Various people walk up to Jack and rip their clothes off in it.

There are two or three young females who do this. All are wearing training bras. I have bigger boobs than they do. Yeah, it's a rip-off, all right.

Hoob.


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The Pizza Hut commercial with the "Jackpot" ring of cheese. Just fucking kill me.

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Estrada.

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:babyarm: to both, jim brewer sucks


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tecate light commercial. The bartender needs to get a clue,



:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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oh, you mean TECATE LIGHT?

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That's got to be in the top five worst in Ticket history.


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oh, you mean TECATE LIGHT?

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I giggle when the chick says in a low voice "Tecate light".


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oh, you mean TECATE LIGHT?

:dead:


I giggle when the chick says in a low voice "Tecate light".

you wouldn't giggle if she had your pants down


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I know right. I mean, what? :confused:


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That stupid no-acting douche on that Pizza Hut Wing Street commercial

"I'm guessing you're a buffalo burning hot fan"

:banghead: They couldn't find anyone with any actual acting ability? The commercial is stupid enough, but that dude takes suck to a whole other level.

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That stupid no-acting douche on that Pizza Hut Wing Street commercial

"I'm guessing you're a buffalo burning hot fan"

:banghead: They couldn't find anyone with any actual acting ability? The commercial is stupid enough, but that dude takes suck to a whole other level.


man, quitting smoking has made you overly critical.


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Black taco

cap said it felt like a brillo pad.


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Black taco

cap said it felt like a brillo pad.


When that ad came out, millions of men across America grinned at the thought of black taco. Including Hoob.


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jim jack wrote:
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Black taco

cap said it felt like a brillo pad.


When that ad came out, millions of men across America grinned at the thought of black taco. Including Hoob.

I bet hoob has some jungle fever in his past. (circa the wild tubclubbin' 70's)


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jim jack wrote:
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Black taco

cap said it felt like a brillo pad.


When that ad came out, millions of men across America grinned at the thought of black taco. Including Hoob.

It's definitely a giggle.

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I can't explain it but the commerical with the cavemen bowling and that doucher song makes me laugh every time.


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The Michelobe 64 commercial with the doucher and nookie girl jogging to "shine, shine, shine on.... yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh.... won't you shine, shine on" makes me wish the motherfuckers would have stolen all of my televisions. Watching the 30 thousandaires enjoy the good life (at least until the credit card bills show up) is bad enough by itself, but listening to that god awful song (twice? really?!?) makes me want to hammer an ice pick into both ears.

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The Michelobe 64 commercial with the doucher and nookie girl jogging to "shine, shine, shine on.... yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh.... won't you shine, shine on" makes me wish the motherfuckers would have stolen all of my televisions. Watching the 30 thousandaires enjoy the good life (at least until the credit card bills show up) is bad enough by itself, but listening to that god awful song (twice? really?!?) makes me want to hammer an ice pick into both ears.

those, less than 75 calorie beers, are for douchers.


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I luv me some Jer, but I hate the new spot he and George does. Its a strong whipping. (healthy trim)

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I luv me some Jer, but I hate the new spot he and George does. Its a strong whipping. (healthy trim)


I miss me some Jer! He needs to pop on more....

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I luv me some Jer, but I hate the new spot he and George does. Its a strong whipping. (healthy trim)

I'm glad to see Jer getting a little payola and getting healthy too. And to answer the question: No, it does not look like he jogs.

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The Michelobe 64 commercial with the doucher and nookie girl jogging to "shine, shine, shine on.... yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh.... won't you shine, shine on" makes me wish the motherfuckers would have stolen all of my televisions. Watching the 30 thousandaires enjoy the good life (at least until the credit card bills show up) is bad enough by itself, but listening to that god awful song (twice? really?!?) makes me want to hammer an ice pick into both ears.

those, less than 75 calorie beers, are for douchers.


So is 3.2 beer.


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The Michelobe 64 commercial with the doucher and nookie girl jogging to "shine, shine, shine on.... yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh.... won't you shine, shine on" makes me wish the motherfuckers would have stolen all of my televisions. Watching the 30 thousandaires enjoy the good life (at least until the credit card bills show up) is bad enough by itself, but listening to that god awful song (twice? really?!?) makes me want to hammer an ice pick into both ears.

those, less than 75 calorie beers, are for douchers.


So is 3.2 beer.

that shit will put hair on your chest.


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