and you in the back seat cuz the wife has to drive you home

hells yeah, bitches!

So I'm listening online and I hear for the 8th time today the spot with Followil and JET hawking Mavs season tickets. No big deal, except I finally figured out JET was saying the All Star tickets were on Cubes. What was a little weird was one commercial later (in the same break), Norm started hawking Mavs season tickets, and JET jumped in to help him too! And JET must be one helluva actor, because he nailed his lines EXACTLY as his did with Followil. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that they just substituted Norm's voice for Followil's, but I know the Ticket wouldn't stab Mark in the back like that.

You still listen to the Ticket?

Some of us don't take listening to the radio as sirius as others.

and some of you are fags

The 'Game's Starting Now' lucky couch commercial might be a bottom five one.

I like that one.

I'm pretty sure I've sung that exact phrase at one time or another.

This brings up a good examper of good/bad marketing. This commercial putting words to the sacred MNF theme is funny and it works, whereas the Coors Light commercial(s) are god awful and should be permanently banned from the airwaves. They border on being sacrilege, and I get instantly infuriated whenever I hear it.

i like that jack in the box bowl commercial

We recently had Mark Cuban, Rudy Harmeo, Emmitt Smith, Hugh Jorgan, Luke Atmacrotch, Emmerson Bigguns, Dick Guzinya, Oliver Clozov.

It makes me mad every time that I hear a second of that commercial. I know that some creative homo probably racked his gay brain thinking that up and submitting it, but it is fucking annoying. I feel like I have wasted a part of my life, even if it s just the time that it took for the sound to come out of the speaker and get to my ear, and for my Mensa brain to convert the sound to rage, and my finger to hit another button.

Thanks Bin laden

They forgot Norma Stitz.

The commercial spoofing the Tiger voicemail is genius.

That is a good.

Now for the bad: That stupid Men's Club commercial where the dude with the overly fake Jersey accent does it "old school style". Puke.

Does anyone know how Hollywood works? I swear I see the same people in every commercial. It's like they rotate stock every year or so. Like right now there's a buzzed chinese dude singing "No Return" on one commercial, working behind the counter in a USPS commercial and cheering a ping pong game in a Sears commercial. He's the hottest thing going right now but after these spots fall out of rotation in a few months we'll never see him again. Do all of the commercials come out of one production house? Or does everyone use the same casting agency?

I remember noticing this when I was a little Hoob. Guess that hasn't changed.

I think the first time I noticed this was during an old Skaggs Alpha Beta commercial. There was some dude doing "man on the street" interviews. He was nongeneric enough that I noticed him in other commercials after that. I still see him pop up every once in a while. I see Tom from TXU still making the rounds, too (last seen on an Orbitz commercial).

Wait a sec, you mean Tom's not an actual employee of TXU?

Not since the latest round of layoffs, I'm afraid. This damn economy, I swear...

Scientologist, huh? You may have found a clue, hoob.

I didn't even notice that. Damn.

Please, Time Warner and Fox, make peace. The Fox commercials are a beating. How many millions has Fox spent on this campaign by now, anyway?

It's like when two countries that I hate go to war against each other. I want them both to wipe each other out.

:babyarmswithoutthehands:

Like France and North Korea?

Good example.

Although I'd be happy if they just both gave each other the clap or something.

Like Angelina Jolie and Anne Heche?

Yes. Nearly the same.

looks like they signed a temporary agreement. i really didn't think twc was going to go through with their threats during football season. if they want to strong arm fox it'll have to be in the summer when they're running reruns of murder she wrote.

Getting really tired of seeing "the world's best spokesperson in the world" do his horrible martin short impression. even more tired of the stupid recruiting commercial now that they've got a second one.

Two that have recently beat me down: the uber-patriotic Rodney Anderson and the Ticket's memories of the Oscars spots that were running on Monday. What the hell? Are they suddenly having trouble selling air time?

Nothing says America like suing people over stupid shit.

Okay, maybe I've got the wrong guy. It's the Texas Lending guy that does the uber patriotic commercial.

Somebody needs to bitch slap the four-three-one Texas Lottery numbers girl.

Nothing says America like getting a mortgage you can't afford.

you may very well have the most genius avatar ever.

Well thanks Walt. Hello to you sir.

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I don't know what "tamore" is or why the dude in the commercial isn't worried about it, but it concerns me a little.

Meet Zeke.

So the Ticket has parodied commercials for their own use for a while. The "most interesting radio station in the world" wasn't dreadful, but it wasn't good. Now, the fake Geico commercials have officially hit rock bottom. They don't even attempt to come up with something relevant. Just "can Georgio play a mean fiddle?" This doesn't even make sense and isn't remotely funny.