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 Post subject: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:58 am 
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Today is Tit Jr's birthday. He's 9. It's important to mention that he was still in his mom's belly when the Jacksox made their professional debut. That should provide some perspective on how ri-Goddamn-diculously long we've been at this shit.


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:babyarm: Happy Birthday to Little Tit!

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Today is Tit Jr's birthday. He's 9. It's important to mention that he was still in his mom's belly when the Jacksox made their professional debut. That should provide some perspective on how ri-Goddamn-diculously long we've been at this shit.

9?! I remember at softball world he was shitting himself after fruit yelled at. That gay pitcher

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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He's not only 9, but he's also taller than gam.


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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Tit Whistle wrote:
He's not only 9, but he's also taller than gam.


That's not that much of an achievement :/

:bun: ! to the little guy!

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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Fruit fell out of his momma on this day many years ago.


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Good work, Fruit.


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Is he even 30 yet?

34 and now there are children 10 years younger than me working at my office and they only get about half my pop culture references. I'm sorry I was ever rude to you old fucks.


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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fruitdog wrote:
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Is he even 30 yet?

34 and now there are children 10 years younger than me working at my office and they only get about half my pop culture references. I'm sorry I was ever rude to you old fucks.


:D


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it gets worse.


:dunno:

10 years younger = 24 year old chicks with enormous knockers. Sorry, but that's a bit better than the heifer in the red pumps that grazes your office. No offense.

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Today Titette turns 13. I'd make some remark about having a teenager in the house, but she's been acting so cuntish for the last 6 months that today is merely the day we turn in the paperwork. :bun:


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omg she's 13??? For whatever reason I had it in my head she was just a year or two older than gammita.

So y'all got a big party planned? Going to Chuck E. Cheese? Pizza Patron? Discovery Zone?

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Renting out AA?

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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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She's having a bunch of her friends over tomorrow for a sleepover. We go through this every year and every year it's a nightmare. :dep:


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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My oldest is 5 today and I'm a freaking wreck. Where the fuck did the time go?


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The birthdays start speeding up, too.

Remember those little kids in my house when I had y'all over? The oldest will be 24 next month.

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Calm down. You have plenty of time until she turns 12 and becomes a major pain in the ass.


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 Post subject: Re: Miscellaneous birfday wishes
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
The birthdays start speeding up, too.

Remember those little kids in my house when I had y'all over? The oldest will be 24 next month.

no i don't. Oh yea. You didn't invite me. *unfriended*

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The birthdays start speeding up, too.

Remember those little kids in my house when I had y'all over? The oldest will be 24 next month.

no i don't. Oh yea. You didn't invite me. *unfriended*


Ted told me not to.

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Today is the one year anniversary of the day my wife's vagina spit out our science baby.


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Happy birthday somey kid #2!


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:babyarm2: Congratulations to your wife's vagina.

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Happy belated vagina burp!

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Tit Whistle wrote:
Today is Tit Jr's birthday. He's 10.


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double digits, huh? I bet he's all grown up now.

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double digits, huh? I bet he's all grown up now.

Not enough. He wants that GTA V and I won't let him get it. It makes him pissy.


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double digits, huh? I bet he's all grown up now.

Not enough. He wants that GTA V and I won't let him get it. It makes him pissy.

:babyarm: Wise decision. It's way more racy than 4.


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Bo Jackson asked for that also. I told him to stick with minecraft.

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:babyarm: Luckily I just have girls who just like the dance games. Yeah, don't have to worry about boys begging for CoD or GTA. Yeah. :cry:

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fruitdog wrote:
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double digits, huh? I bet he's all grown up now.

Not enough. He wants that GTA V and I won't let him get it. It makes him pissy.

:babyarm: Wise decision. It's way more racy than 4.

I've read some of the mission descriptions over ---->. Sounds way worse than any of the others. Sucks because I'd like to play it, too.

He's got a friend whose parents let him have it, so he'll probably just arrange more trips to go over there.


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According to the board thingy at the bottom, Rocco's Two Livers is 37 today. Here are Hoob's well-wishes for my buddy, R2L:

:dogstyle: :fu2:


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Titette turns 15 today. She is currently rocking out to Green Day while preparing for her day. We got her a mini-stereo and turntable that plugs into it. She likes CDs and records better than digital copies. We're going record shopping next weekend on Record Store Day(TM). She's a cool kid.

Coincidentally, my dad turns 73 today. He's a cool dude too, but damn, he's old.


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