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Looks like we're inducing on June 30th. I'll send updates from the delivery room.


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Looks like we're inducing on June 30th. I'll send updates from the delivery room.


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Looks like we're inducing on June 30th. I'll send updates from the delivery room.

you have an Iphone. I want to see crowning pics too.

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I've been getting a lot of letters and telegrams asking me to update more so here goes:

I played my last round of golf on Saturday as we are inducing this Tuesday. All kidding aside, I can't wait. We have many supportive family and friends so I'm confident we'll get through the first few weeks with flying colors. I tried on one of the diapers and it made me look like a super giant man baby.


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You got one of those swinging chairs at the baby shower, right? Those are sanity savers. And battery operated > windup.

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TerdFerguson wrote:
I've been getting a lot of letters and telegrams asking me to update more so here goes:

I played my last round of golf on Saturday as we are inducing this Tuesday. All kidding aside, I can't wait. We have many supportive family and friends so I'm confident we'll get through the first few weeks with flying colors. I tried on one of the diapers and it made me look like a super giant man baby.


My only advice: Never scrimp with the generic diapers. ALWAYS buy Huggies or Pampers! Remember my "shit down my neck to save the recliner story!!!!" :eek: Good Luck!

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TerdFerguson wrote:
I've been getting a lot of letters and telegrams asking me to update more so here goes:

I played my last round of golf on Saturday as we are inducing this Tuesday. All kidding aside, I can't wait. We have many supportive family and friends so I'm confident we'll get through the first few weeks with flying colors. I tried on one of the diapers and it made me look like a super giant man baby.


My only advice: Never scrimp with the generic diapers. ALWAYS buy Huggies or Pampers! Remember my "shit down my neck to save the recliner story!!!!" :eek: Good Luck!

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You got one of those swinging chairs at the baby shower, right? Those are sanity savers. And battery operated > windup.


I got one of those at the bachelor party. That's what brought about this whole thing.


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You got one of those swinging chairs at the baby shower, right? Those are sanity savers. And battery operated > windup.


I got one of those at the bachelor party. That's what brought about this whole thing.

two words: rechargeable. batteries.

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My only advice: Never scrimp with the generic diapers. ALWAYS buy Huggies or Pampers! Remember my "shit down my neck to save the recliner story!!!!" :eek: Good Luck!


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Generic Diapers SUCK!
BUT, Sam's brand formula is as good as all the others and comes in awesome money saving amounts.

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two words: rechargeable. batteries.

:babyarm: I will never buy another AA or AAA battery ever again.
Unless I'm in the woods and my Dill runs down.

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get a nanny. those are life savers.

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get a nanny. those are life savers.


be a real dad. it's worth more.


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At the hospital and things are under way. With any luck I'll officially be a father by the end of the day.


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Good luck, Ted. We're all counting on you.


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At the hospital and things are under way. With any luck I'll officially be a father by the end of the day.

and then you'll be a mother....you know what.....actually in 6 weeks

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6 long weeks :sad:

She's not having the bambino orally. Remember that.

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It's official. Life just got better.

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Congrats, buddy!!!!


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It's official. Life just got better.

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congrats, ted. i'll pray for you, the baby, the mommy and the vag.

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TerdFerguson wrote:
It's official. Life just got better.

<----- :dad:


Congratulations, Frankie.

I hope mother and child are doing well (obviously you're doing alright :D ). Life, as you have known it, has changed; but it's all for the better.

God bless your family and provide A/S/L when you can. :drinkbuds:

who's frankie?

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Congrats Terd!


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It's official. Life just got better.

<----- :dad:


Congratulations, Frankie.

I hope mother and child are doing well (obviously you're doing alright :D ). Life, as you have known it, has changed; but it's all for the better.

God bless your family and provide A/S/L when you can. :drinkbuds:

who's frankie?


That's a good question.


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Congrats Terd! I hope baby and mrs terd are healthy and happy


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These small humans can somehow operate on just a few hours of sleep. And thank goodness for mother-in-laws. Must get some sleep. :tired:


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These small humans can somehow operate on just a few hours of sleep.


Its magic.

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These small humans can somehow operate on just a few hours of sleep. And thank goodness for mother-in-laws. Must get some sleep. :tired:

try to get the ball and chain to breast feed. you'll be off the hook

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can I get an update on the human female child of terd and mrs terd ferguson?


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She's proly busy making some sweet sales.

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can I get an update on the human female child of terd and mrs terd ferguson?


Hello fellow amigo. It's pretty much the same thing every day: Feed, change and put them back down to sleep. Wake up 2 hours later and do it again. You pretty much do it 24X7. We pretty much have it down to a science so it's not too bad. We're constantly tired but it's a labor of love. I got little Miss Terd and iphone so that she can Tweet and stuff. Mrs. Terd even said I could get away on a Saturday for a quick 18 if I wanted.


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