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 Post subject: Re: Dear Ted
PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:10 pm 
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Happy birthday, Wood Dragging Ted.

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Happy Birthday Ted!


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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:


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I always get hamburger steak smothered in mushrooms/onions at cafeterias and make sammiches out of it with rolls.


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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:


Not lame at all... Mrs. Ich always gives me a Furrburger for my birthday every year... Just sayin'

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Ichabod wrote:
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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:


Not lame at all... Mrs. Ich always gives me a Furrburger for my birthday every year... Just sayin'

oh good goddamn.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear Ted
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TerdFerguson wrote:
still so full

I don't think I felt not full till about 10 last night.


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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:


Not lame at all... Mrs. Ich always gives me a Furrburger for my birthday every year... Just sayin'


Stop talking about Mrs. Ich that! She's a good woman and I don't need mental images of her squatting over your face!


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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:

You should've come to La Flor last night. Spinach and chicken enchiladas were good.


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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:

You should've come to La Flor last night. Spinach and chicken enchiladas were good.

david appreciated it.

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It's only Jan 5 and my balls have been just smashed to smithereens.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
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Furrs in Garland. I'm so lame. :sad:


Not lame at all... Mrs. Ich always gives me a Furrburger for my birthday every year... Just sayin'


Stop talking about Mrs. Ich that! She's a good woman and I don't need mental images of her squatting over your face!


Victoreh :cool:

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Jose Feliz Cumpleanoos, Theodore. :bun:

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It was Jan 4 but thanks for the thought.


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At least I care. More than can be said for these other yahoos around here.

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They probably still ask jeeves for help.


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Terd's true friends know his real birfday.


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Not as straight and long as Fruit's 80 yesterday. He started eagle, birdie and I knew there was no stopping him.


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I should have birdied 3 as well and been 4 under through 3. Stuck the teeshot to about 10 feet.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear Ted
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Stupid. Just go find a tree.


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what if you want a dump?


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Use one of those bags they put on horses.


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i see you've played golf with cap before.


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I saw Ted in San Antonio. He was selling some BS

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I thought he sold HP

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I'll never understand why he entered his birthday as 4/1 instead of 1/4.


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