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 Post subject: Doing It/Did It Blog
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:05 pm 
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Did it last night. No alcohol required. Found that special little thing that makes a woman go "Woo!" and manually stimulated it for awhile. Never seen her shake so much. She woke up very relaxed this morning. I bet it excuses me from doing any household chores for about a week. Got mine afterwards and fell immediately asleep.

A kickass time was had.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:39 pm 
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I did a shit ton of household chores today. Sometimes I'll detach the hose part from the canister of the vacuum ( yes, it's a Dyson :biteme: ) to wand suck dust balls in hard to reach places. It makes woo like sounds if it catches things accidentally that blocks its suction, like a shower curtain for instance. No sex.


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I predict good things for this thread.


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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She's got this sudden thing where her button rises and heads to the front door like a dog that greets you when you come home from work. I don't need to delve deeply at all. I can just hang around the outside and diddle it. A woman at her sexual peak is a fine, fine thing.

Anyone who says TMI can fuck off.


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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Tit Whistle wrote:
She's got this sudden thing where her button rises and heads to the front door like a dog that greets you when you come home from work. I don't need to delve deeply at all. I can just hang around the outside and diddle it. A woman at her sexual peak is a fine, fine thing.

Anyone who says TMI can fuck off.


:babyarm: to both points.


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Trained Goucho wrote:
I did a shit ton of household chores today. Sometimes I'll detach the hose part from the canister of the vacuum ( yes, it's a Dyson :biteme: ) to wand suck dust balls in hard to reach places. It makes woo like sounds if it catches things accidentally that blocks its suction, like a shower curtain for instance. No sex.


Were you using the Dyson on the wife or were you actually vacuuming? The "sucking the dust balls in hard to reach places" is throwing me off.


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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I will get some on Wednesday. No doubt about it.


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Told ya.


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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Pics or bullshit.


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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Sometimes people are just totally on fire for each other. I thought it would end when I got older.

Was I ever wrong about that one. Way wrong.

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The wife is currently riding the cotton pony. Our anniversary is Saturday. I hope she's done by then.


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You won't walk the red carpet?

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I totally will, just prefer not to.


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Arizona has been added to the states I've boofed in list. :biteme:


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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Did you sweat any more or less? Was it a dry heat?


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jim jack wrote:
I will get some on Wednesday. No doubt about it.


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I did it last night.


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jim jack wrote:
I will get some on Wednesday. No doubt about it.


Well, that sure as shit didn't go as planned.


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Pics or it happened.


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Trained Goucho wrote:
Pics or it happened.


:D


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 Post subject: Re: Doing It/Did It Blog
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It was wonderful.


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Makeup sex is not worth the trouble that happened beforehand.


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I don't mind the cheer-leading outfit it's a bitch taking off the mascara and eye liner.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
:babyarm:

I don't mind the cheer-leading outfit it's a bitch taking off the mascara and eye liner.


:D


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TerdFerguson wrote:
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I don't mind the cheer-leading outfit it's a bitch taking off the mascara and eye liner.


man i bet you are one hot piece as a cheerleader.

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Wowwwwwwww.


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Three times tonight.


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Not this time. The Hoobstress nearly died the last time I used them.


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Lu Lu is having a busy month.

Last week, the panda and his partner, Zhen Zhen, set a new benchmark for giant panda sex with a session that lasted 7 minutes and 45 seconds. Since panda sex usually lasts about 1 minute and 20 seconds, researchers at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center nicknamed Lu Lu, "Enduring Brother."

This week, Chinese state media reports that Lu Lu had sex with a different female, Xi Mei, and it lasted for a truly epic 18 minutes and three seconds. This happened about 24 hours after his romp with Zhen Zhen.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/07/chinas-sexiest-panda-new-record_n_7017260.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


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That is one happy fucking panda.

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Oh no, Cle.


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So, internet huh? Effin A.

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It may seem hard now, but it has worked wonders for meat, spam and vbf.


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If I had posted at RF, would I be divorced now too?


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