I leave the water on the entire time. I'm bad about doing that with the kitchen faucet too when I'm cleaning in there.

Water off

Water off

Interesting. Let me ask what the wife does with the water when she performs her assigned task and get back with you.

Water off.

We may have discussed this before, but what is your procedural order when prepping the toothbrush? I first run water over the brush then apply toothpaste. But some people do this in reverse.

Also, when washing my hands, first I run water over my hands then apply soap and lather up. Some get soap first and then run water over their hands and lather up.

The people who reverse these initial steps often have a significantly different skin pigmentation from me or the people I generally associate with or vote for.

Digadoo's right, we've talked about this before. I don't use water for brushing except to rinse the brush when I'm finished. On the rare occasions I'm cleaning the dishes I'll put the stopper in the sink to catch the running hot water until it fills up. Then it's dunk, scrub, dunk and into the dishwasher. Those that don't go in the dishwasher go into the second sink until I'm done, then I do a final rinse and dry.

I grew me a beard last summer, but shaved it off about a week ago. I did a trim over the sink and left a disgusting mess there. I shaved the rest in the shower, which was an ordeal because shaving a full beard is an ordeal. I must've been in the shower about 20 minutes scraping that shit off and trying to get the razor clean for another go. It was a waste of water, but at least it wasn't as messy as the sink.

I'd also like to note that I'm an occasional sink pisser. I only do that in the bathroom, never in the kitchen. I have standards.

WTF? You climb up on the counter to piss in the sink?

I'd also like to note that I'm an occasional sink pisser. I only do that in the bathroom, never in the kitchen. I have standards.

We have some worn out fence issues in our backyard and we've been getting a stretch of new fence whenever the bordering neighbors can help pay it. We have a nice stained board-on-board fence along three sides of the backyard, but our neighbor right behind won't have any part of it. When some boards needed replacing this summer, he paid for some cheap-shit landscaping wood and a Mexican to put up a whole new side. Didn't consult us at all. I just got home from work one day and there was a new fence. I didn't much care since I didn't have to pay a dime for it, but Mrs. Tit has a more aesthetic eye and it sent her right up a tree. The reason for my story is to point out that I now have permission from the wife to piss on that stretch of fence anytime I feel fit. With the meds I take, that wood will be warped, broken-down, and in need of replacing by next June. If anyone wants to help, we'll get some Mickey's Big Mouth and have a party some night.