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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:07 pm 
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If I forward this on to 10 people, will something cool happen?

Something tells me he only forwarded it to 9.

Dating a stripper isn't cool?


I wouldn't know, but it sounds like it really blew Stu's mind.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:32 am 
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Could 2012 be America's Last Presidential Election?
Michael Savage

I've asked this question to a number of people and most them respond as if I were crazy for asking. They tell me that this is America , land of the free and that there will always be elections. I tell them that we are no longer the land of the free and that if Obama gets re-elected in 2012, that this just may be America 's last election.
In the past three years, the Obama administration has been very carefully crafting the nation for a political take over by his Marxist regime and this isn't just my opinion.
Popular radio talk show host Michael Savage is the son of Russian immigrants and is very familiar with Soviet and European history. Savage warned his listeners this week saying, "I have to tell you that if this man, God forbid, is the next president of the United States , we're going to be living in something along the lines of - people say Europe . I don't believe it's going to be like Europe - I think it will be closer to Chavez's South American dictatorship.
"This is the most corrupt, incompetent, dangerous tyrannical administration in American history. It's not politics as usual. It's not just Democrats versus Republicans. Obama has a long history of being at odds with American values and with America itself and the core principles of this country. They don't want government-sponsored opinions. They only want government-sponsored 'Pravda.' That's exactly what the government-media complex tells you on a daily basis - nothing but the government-media complex party line. Pay attention. Your freedom may be at stake."
Over the weekend, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum told a small group of people in an Iowa coffee house that, "Barack Obama is not incompetent, ladies and gentleman. He knows exactly what he's doing and why he's doing it. He sees America differently than you see America .
[Obama] has gone out of his way to divide this country in a way I haven't seen since the Great Depression when Franklin Roosevelt went around to divide his country. That's his hero. What makes America great [in Obama's mind is that] the government takes money from somebody and gives it to somebody else. No, that's what makes America France ."

With his control over the Executive and Judicial branches of the government, the stage is set for a complete takeover of the government. Think about it.
Since taking office, instead of helping the economy, Obama has purposely escalated the economic crisis by plunging the country into unprecedented debt.( The last thing a failing government does is to raid the treasury) He has a number of programs that are designed to go into effect in January 2013, just in time for his second term of office. The economic burden and increased taxes on everyone will be enough to cause the final economic collapse of the country. As soon as that happens, Obama declares Martial Law and assumes dictatorial control of the nation.

The Department of Justice has already been subverting federal laws to strip us of a number of freedoms. The Supreme Court and many of the other federal courts have been seeded with socialistic liberal judges that will rule in Obama's favor on virtually anything, thus ending constitutional rule and law.
He's already changing the face of America 's military. Allowing homosexuals to openly serve along with changing the retirement program is causing many conservative military leaders to resign commissions and leave the military. Some Pentagon officials are also noting that an increase in the enlistment of radical Muslims into the US military where they get all the training they need on weapons and defense systems. We have no idea how many of them there are in the armed forces or in what positions they may hold.
Obama has been wielding executive powers this past year as if he were already a dictator. When Congress is not doing his bidding, he simply bypasses them and used an executive order to accomplish it anyway.

Friday afternoon, March 16, 2012 President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order <http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/03/16/executive-order-national-defense-resources-preparedness> that authorizes peacetime martial law in the United States of America. The Executive Order is titled, National Defense Resources Preparedness Order. In effect that document gives full and complete control over the entire countries natural resources in case of a natural disaster or during a time of war.

Barack Obama granted to himself authority to approve the dispensing of all domestic energy, production, transportation, food, and water supplies as he deems necessary to protect national security.
The document itself though is not limited to a time of war or even of that of a natural disaster. Rather the text of the document says that the President can invoke these powers for national defense in the “full spectrum of emergencies” (Sec 103a).

This has set the stage for his disbandment of Congress. He would not be the first world leader to take control of a nation and disband the legislative branch of government.
He has been effectively using the media to anesthetize the public to the dangers he poses. Like a patient being prepped for surgery, people are numb to the changes and won't have a clue what took place until they wake up in recovery and realize that free America has been removed and replaced with a regime that may parallel those of Stalin, Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, Chavez and Castro.
For the sake of our children and grandchildren, I earnestly pray that we are spared from what seems a certain future and that Obama is overwhelmingly defeated in 2012.

Otherwise, heaven help us.

PLEASE,PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESSES !!
OBAMA MUST BE DEFEATED IN 2012

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Sad thing is my dad would read this and believe every word. So would the nut sitting next to me at work.

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is he a nut?

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His Carlo Franco sevenfold tie (very hefty and ties a big knot) hung loosely from his cutom tailored oxford, in a most unkempt fashion. A pool of coagulating ink surrounded his Mont Blanc pen, the tip of which had been stabbed into the top of his Honduran mohagany desk. He ripped off his cufflinks, rolled up his sleeves and began to type his username, C-O-D-S. Cap had finally baited him out of lurkation.


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His Carlo Franco sevenfold tie (very hefty and ties a big knot) hung loosely from his cutom tailored oxford, in a most unkempt fashion. A pool of coagulating ink surrounded his Mont Blanc pen, the tip of which had been stabbed into the top of his Honduran mohagany desk. He ripped off his cufflinks, rolled up his sleeves and began to type his username, C-O-D-S. Cap had finally baited him out of lurkation.


The lead over HelenMShines just got a lot bigger.


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or somesuch wrote:
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His Carlo Franco sevenfold tie (very hefty and ties a big knot) hung loosely from his cutom tailored oxford, in a most unkempt fashion. A pool of coagulating ink surrounded his Mont Blanc pen, the tip of which had been stabbed into the top of his Honduran mohagany desk. He ripped off his cufflinks, rolled up his sleeves and began to type his username, C-O-D-S. Cap had finally baited him out of lurkation.


The lead over HelenMShines just got a lot bigger.


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http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2013/08/09/the-face-of-mysterious-priest-at-car-wreck/


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Obviously it was a miracle

Well yeah, everyone knows that. But still, fuck the 10,000 kids that die of starvation everyday.

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Man, people will believe some bullshit.


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Corby on the Hardline is the worst thing ever. But it's still better than anything ESPN/Fan gives us. And

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Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas

1. Port Arthur to El Paso : 889 miles. Port Arthur to Chicago: 770 miles

2. Brownsville to Texline (north of Amarillo): 956 miles. Texline to Canada: 960 miles

3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas

4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos, Tx July 4, 1883.

5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike - 2008!

6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston, Texas .

7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America.

8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.

9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.

10. The worst natural disaster in US history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island.

11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston ," but the Space Center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time.

12. The King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island.

13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a US rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.

14. Texas is the only state to enter the US by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the US Flag, and Texas may choose to divide into 5 states.

15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.

16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.

17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.

18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston , Velasco, West Columbia and Austin .

19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the US which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington , DC (by 7 feet).

20. The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington Monument .

21. The name ' Texas ' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning "friends". Tejas is NOT Spanish for Texas .

22. The State Mascot is the Armadillo. An interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.

23. The first domed stadium in the US was the Astrodome in Houston.

24. The Beck family ranch land grant is one days ride by horse (25 miles) in each direction from the headquarters.

25. The name of the XIT ranch in Dalhart Texas stands for "ten in texas". That means 10 counties in Texas!


Cowboy Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Farlie , Texas :

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to church meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.


Did y'all git all that?

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the first 2 are bullshit probably more after that but I stopped reading
it's about 780 to El Paso and 900 to Chicago. that's as the crow flies, it's an even bigger difference by highways.


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(1) Just one God.


:babyarm: Probably a good idea that they changed that one.


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Why did the actor use the trap door during his performance? He was going through a stage.

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In Ancient Ireland, subjects would routinely suck on their king's nipples to demonstrate their submission.

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I really thought that was heading toward "My kid was run over by a drunk driver today." Was disappointed.


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