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 Post subject: You know what grinds my gears?
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Blogs that insist on opening links they posted in new windows. If I want to open it in a new window I'll right click and open in a new fucking window. Fuck you for thinking your blog is too important to click away from.


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My office just switched from little plastic stirring straws to these thin popsicle stick things. You know what? Chewing on plastic straws is way more satisfying than stupid wooden sticks. Fuck you office coffee supply people.


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Blogs that insist on opening links they posted in new windows. If I want to open it in a new window I'll right click and open in a new fucking window. Fuck you for thinking your blog is too important to click away from.


I prefer it opening in a new tab so I won't have to right click on it.


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Blogs that insist on opening links they posted in new windows. If I want to open it in a new window I'll right click and open in a new fucking window. Fuck you for thinking your blog is too important to click away from.


I prefer it opening in a new tab so I won't have to right click on it.

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:babyarm: I'm a newtabber as well. Doesn't every browser have tabs now. Maybe that's what should be the default.


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set your browser to open new windows as new tabs and you'll solve your problem. Its easy to do in firefox.

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tabbed browsing is the greatest invention this century.


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tabbed browsing is the greatest invention this century.


cornhole might have something to say about that.


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tabbed browsing is the greatest invention this century.


cornhole might have something to say about that.
it would say, "i've been around for 50 years or more".


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it would also say "what do I have that horseshoes and washers don't?"


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rr used to be set up to open a link in a new tab. ah, the good ol' days.

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rr used to also not have you posting on it


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rr used to also not have you posting on it

good times.

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it would also say "what do I have that horseshoes and washers don't?"


:mad:

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it would also say "what do I have that horseshoes and washers don't?"


a funny name

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Going out on Sunday morning to get the Startlegram off the lawn and find out that it's the Denton paper instead.

I think I'd rather get a copy of Grit than that thing.


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smelly farts while at work :oops:


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smelly farts while at work :oops:


<-- one cube over from a hot piece. :oops: :oops: :banghead:

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luckily not many people are here today

is the hot piece going to europe with you?


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Are you saying you don't like making the smelly farts or smelling them? I for one like making them. I ate all those jalapenos last night and ripped one this morning that was so hot I thought for a second I actually shit myself. It had to be like a 100 degree fart.


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and you like that, your ass burning?


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Not so much the ass burning part but it is fun to make some good farts.


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I like making the loud ones.


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fruitdog wrote:
luckily not many people are here today

is the hot piece going to europe with you?


No, I wish. I wouldn't have to go to the red light district. POW!

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this has probably already been done but:

They came first for the nail clippers,
and I didn't speak up because I bite my nails.

Then they came for the water bottles,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't thirsty.

Then they came for the shoes,
and I didn't speak up because I wore flip flops.

Then they came for my junk
and by that time no one was left to speak up.


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Hi Fruit.

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I liked this thread better when it was about farts.


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Lil Cle has recently began to enjoy farts. Its funny til your changing his diaper and he shoots one at you. :neutral:

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It's a fartform!


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 Post subject: Re: You know what grinds my gears?
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This may be petty, but when I push the "up" button for the elevator and it's clearly lit, then someone walks up to it and pushes it also, it really grinds my fucking gears.


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This may be petty, but when I push the "up" button for the elevator and it's clearly lit, then someone walks up to it and pushes it also, it really grinds my fucking gears.


Especially when they were standing there watching you push the goddamn fucking button in the first fucking place! :mad:

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Y'all need to relax and have a corona.

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Y'all need to relax and have a corona.


Racist! there not all meskin.

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This may be petty, but when I push the "up" button for the elevator and it's clearly lit, then someone walks up to it and pushes it also, it really grinds my fucking gears.


Especially when they were standing there watching you push the goddamn fucking button in the first fucking place! :mad:


Wow, this is even worse. I think I would lose it. But a Corona does sound good.


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can I have a modelo instead?


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fruitdog wrote:
can I have a modelo instead?


A NEGRO modelo?

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modelo especial


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Ordalay Essay.

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My butthole has gotten wound up tighter than a snare drum lately when I am handling up on dishwasher chores and, yes, that means both loading dishes and unloading dishes and putting them away. Do you want to know how come? It is because my wife has been hoarding every manner of mismatched sized freebie drink containers and bottles from corporate events and trade shows she's attended. Most of them even have their own custom top that is specific to that bottle. Those cocksuckers are particularly annoying. Some of the tops can get crammed into the silverware basket, but a lot of them can't and if you put them on the top rack they usually fall into the bottom of the dishwasher. The liquid bottle part holders suck too. Fuck those insulated kinds too and those stainless steel coffee ones for taking that morning java on the road. I hate them all. Taller than standard glassware, they most often can't be stocked within the regular dimensions of the present cabinet shelving configurations. I treat em like Tupperware and throw them in a junk pantry section.

The heating element on my dishwasher sucks and that bothers me. I wish it was kick ass like the one I had in my apartment a long time ago in Irving and it would melt all of these problems away.


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Terd: "I have an idea. How about letting your wife unload the dishwasher while you play golf? When my wife asks me to do something, I just point to the W2s."


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