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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:24 pm 
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I didn't get any message. I can't tell if that puts me higher or lower on his "list".


:babyarm: I didn't get one either...

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How much is a pint in CA? Like $18?


5 or better. I found that out on a date with a damned British chick who likes to drink. And not go dutch.


Was she British or Dutch?


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TerdFerguson wrote:
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How much is a pint in CA? Like $18?


5 or better. I found that out on a date with a damned British chick who likes to drink. And not go dutch.


Was she British or Dutch?


dammit.


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I thought it was him throwing around typical racist humor. Wouldn't overt discrimination from the league, assuming you believe that's what they are doing, bother everyone? Why just ask me my thoughts? Cuz I have a mexican surname? It comes off as arrogant and out of touch. Even my closest friends never use my race as a punchline. Why does he think he it comes off as funny when he does it?

For the record, I can poke fun at myself and I have no problems when my friends do it. But all his rants about minorities and Obama just don't sit well with me. I don't hate the guy. I just don't care for his line of humor. Sometimes he can act like a normal guy and talk about his family but then the other 98% of the time it's just bits and punchlines. He makes it difficult to want to get to know the guy. Just my $.02. #yolo


I banished myself for this? A. Americanus africanus, please.

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I kinda get where you're coming from with most of this. Sure, we've thrown the N word around, made very inappropriate jokes, etc. I get that.
But how do you attack Ich? Of all people? Him? He's like one of the nicest guys here and in person.


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 Post subject: Re: Dumbass of the Day
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Anyone who says TMI can fuck off.


Seriously, dude. Shame on you.


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so what set this latest explosion off, again?


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PS: and by the way, since I'm pulling the hood back, I can't speak for anyone else, but Ich? Your tales of chasing your grey bushed Mrs. Ich with your shriveled sea horse around the house nauseates me. I was wrong...TMI is possible. No

That is all.


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Speaking of C Barrels and bitches named Louise, I had a grandma named Louise and boy, she loved her some Cracker Barrel except she called it Crocker Barrel instead of Cracker. She also referred to Chik-Fil-A as chik-a-fil. Old people, sheesh.

Before they built all those fancy big ass gas station/BBQ combos off I-20 the Cracker Barrel at the Tyler/Lindale exit used to be the wife and my's preferred piss stop on our way to visit family. Lots of e tx olds on big ass rockers playin big ass checkers on that front porch lemme tell ya.

What are some stores y'all like going to? I don't think a person can be more retail entertained than mulling around in the Cracker Barrel Ole Country Store.

One time i was staying out of town in a hotel with that Houston rep that always had weed. We smoked out in his room. He even brought incense and wedged a towel under the door. We got totally baked and real hungry. Do you know what restaurant was in walking distance right across the street? Yep, a Cracker Barrel. It probably seemed deeelicious too. Anywho I remember he wanted the points so he expensed the meal. He also tried to expense $20 worth of candy from the front store. That receipt got rejected. Do y'all have any Cracker Barrel stories?


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Ichabod wrote:
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PS: and by the way, since I'm pulling the hood back, I can't speak for anyone else, but Ich? Your tales of chasing your grey bushed Mrs. Ich with your shriveled sea horse around the house nauseates me. I was wrong...TMI is possible. No

That is all.


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 Post subject: Re: Dumbass of the Day
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jim jack wrote:
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Anyone who says TMI can fuck off.


Seriously, dude. Shame on you.


Sorry, Tit. That looked like I aimed that at you. That was for Mallard.


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I'm learning some kickass stuff about someone that tries too damn hard to fit in.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumbass of the Day
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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.


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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.

typical Yankees fan

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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.

typical Yankees fan

Well that was predictable.


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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.

typical Yankees fan

Well that was predictable.

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Tit Whistle wrote:
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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.

typical Yankees fan

Well that was predictable.

typical Yankees reaction

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Andrew Rector, dumbass

This guy is suing the Yankees, MLB, ESPN, and announcers John One-Nut Kruk and Dan Shulman (for defamation) because his dumb ass fell asleep at a Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

This is the most comments I have ever seen on a Yahoo story, ever.

typical Yankees fan

Well that was predictable.

typical Yankees reaction

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Fuck David Arias.

Fuck him all day and all of the night. My least favorite baseballer in the game today.


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If you don't know the difference between traitor and trader, you are a dumbass. You should just go down and take your place at the flea market selling spinning kites. This comment reminded me of it:

I just bought a carl tee shirt and hat, now I will have to burn them!!! Trader!! you can go with the other weenies at jgr and drive a toy-yoda

Sad to say, but I've seen this occasionally from co-workers in the education field.

Dumbasses.


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Kaelin Clay, dumbass showboater

Well, at least I know who he is now.


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Wise County Sheriff's Department pays ransomware, doesn't get their data back

I won't let most users be admins of their own computers, but they still find a way to get this virus. These people couldn't find their butts if they used both hands.

You have to pay the ransom for this virus in bitcoin. Seeing the Bitcoin Bowl on TV reminds me of it.

Dumbasses.


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Some dumbass teacher in Oklahoma.

To sum it up, she was rewarding her yearbook staff with a trip to Walmart to make a candy run, but there wasn't enough room for all of them in the car. So she let a couple of them ride in her locked trunk. For that, she got her ass hung up on by her school. Dumbass.

For what it's worth, I was taught long ago to never let students ride in your personal vehicle because of liability reasons. So double dumbass on her.

I did yearbook for 14 years. No way in hell would I take those stinky fuckers to Walmart to buy candy, anyway. They'd probably shoplift and get my ass in trouble.


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Brett Shipp ‏@brett_shipp 23m23 minutes ago

Lawrence, whoever you are....quit the game right now. Leave quickly. This city hates you.

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Admittedly, my take on this is based on my hatred of Brett Shipp.


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Brett Shipp ‏@brett_shipp 23m23 minutes ago

Lawrence, whoever you are....quit the game right now. Leave quickly. This city hates you.

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Admittedly, my take on this is based on my hatred of Brett Shipp.


:D I was cursing that SOB like everyone else.

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Just about every person who attacks a media person via Twitter is a dumbass.

I followed Mac Engel for some reason. He's harmless for the most part, but I had to unfollow him because of the dumbasses who wouldn't stop fucking with him and he wouldn't block them.

After today's Cowboys game, some dumbass has lit into the Sturminator for being from Wisconsin and growing up a Pecker fan, urging people to not listen to his show.

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Looks like he backed off when Sturm called him out on it.

It sucks that it happened like that, but I am very happy that Gam and his tea party friend are going to go back to hating each other on FB.


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When are people gonna realize that if you're gonna act stupid on the Internet, you don't use your real name?


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Great point Phillip.

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wha..hhhhow are you doing today.

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I'm good as shit. How's yourself?


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Meh... still breathing oxygen. :dunno:

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Today's winner is Arland Bruce.

Mister Bruce (Isaac's cousin) is a wide receiver for the Toronto Argonauts. He's the guy who took off his helmet and shoulder pads after scoring a TD and laid down in the end zone as if dead. It was a tribute to Michael Jackson.

Dumbass.

You want to do a tribute, dumbass? Do a tribute to the lucky people who have good bowel movements every day. After scoring a TD, squat down and act like you are pooping a football. Now THAT'S a tribute that Hoob can get behind. For added effect, if you score in someone else's stadium you can do the poop dance on the other team's emblem in the end zone. Just keep an eye out for George Teague. Dumbass.


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Terry Dorsey died yesterday. Seeing this post on Kellie Rasberry's Facebook page made my dumbass alarm go off:

What a great morning lineup Heaven must have.

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What a colossal dumbass that poster must be.


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The OU frat that had the chant about blacks wins today.

When I was in college, I was not in a fraternity, but I was surrounded by guys that were. As a result of this, I knew all sorts of stuff about fraternities and sororities.

One frat used to have singalong nights, and many songs were just as bad as the SAE chant. I wonder if they still do that. If they stopped, I wonder when they did.

That's a good story, Hoob, can you tell it again?


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The OU frat that had the chant about blacks wins today.

When I was in college, I was not in a fraternity, but I was surrounded by guys that were. As a result of this, I knew all sorts of stuff about fraternities and sororities.

One frat used to have singalong nights, and many songs were just as bad as the SAE chant. I wonder if they still do that. If they stopped, I wonder when they did.

That's a good story, Hoob, can you tell it again?

Oklahoma has racial issues. I remember going to a wedding there and this white dude telling a racist joke right in front of a black dude. very uncomfortable.

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The same thing happened at a party I was at. I remember a guy who was hammered on 3.2 miller lite uncomfortably laughing at it.


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