I just puked a little bit in my mouth.

Kevin Smith on Watchmen:

I saw "Watchmen." It's fucking astounding. The Non-Disclosure Agreement I signed prevents me from saying much, but I can spout the following with complete joygasmic enthusiasm: Snyder and Co. have pulled it off.

Remember that feeling of watching "Sin City" on the big screen and being blown away by what a faithful translation of the source material it was, in terms of both content and visuals? Triple that, and you'll come close to watching "Watchmen." Even Alan Moore might be surprised at how close the movie is to the book. March can't come soon enough.

If you have the Iron Man DVD, go to the scene where Pepper walks in after the first big fight and he's trying to get his armor off. When the camera view switches to looking back at her, look at the left side of the screen on the table to see what Tony Stark works on in his spare time.

But there are versions of other DC villains: Clay Face becomes Shit Head, Bizarro here is called Fuckwit, and Two Face is Johnny Two-Dicks complete with a second cock that controls his actions. Good times.

The reason for that is Wanted was originally a DC pitch that Millar reworked and published as Wanted.

Also he wrote a series called "Chosen" which will have a sequel next year called "American Jesus". He also has a new "zombie" series called "Cross" which had maybe the most shocking single image in an American comic book in the last 20 years.

I don't buy DVDs. Give us a hint.

It's the beginnings of Captain America's shield.

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I always imagined his hair a brighter blonde and with a slight glow.

And laying all over your lap bobbing up and down?