Mrs. Ich told me that I'm more than likely going to Hell this Easter morning. After we woke up in bed I looked at her and said, "he is risen", then pulled back the covers to prove it.
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:05 am ] |
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Ichabod wrote: Feeling a little sad as Dr. Death has claimed another one of my high school buddies through lung cancer. I don't know if Bart smoked or not. I haven't seen him since college. He was recruited on a football scholarship to Auburn, but transferred to Carson Newman after a year. He was a bad ass wide receiver. After college he enlisted in the Marine Corp and lived in California after he got out. I'd known him since I was eleven years old. We played pee wee football together and we reunited in high school after my family moved to the county and I transferred to his school. We partied often and chased the same girls. He was an all around good dude. Semper Fi Bart. It's always strange to see somebody our age die. I figured it would get easier as I got older, but it hasn't happened yet. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:28 pm ] |
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Much like Punxsutawney Phil seeing his shadow your Unca Ich ' s sinuses woke him up this morning which indicates spring is just around the corner. Cleaned out my garage on Sunday to the point that I can actually park a vehicle in there for the first time in over 10 years! I donated a bunch of crap to Goodwill including Ich Jr's old drum kit which is great indicator of how much junk I had stacked up. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:00 pm ] |
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Mrs. Ich told me that I'm more than likely going to Hell this Easter morning. After we woke up in bed I looked at her and said, "he is risen", then pulled back the covers to prove it.
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:07 pm ] |
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“In a recent speech, Al Gore said severe snowstorms are caused by global warming. He also claims that all the weight he’s gained was caused by dieting." -Jodi Miller |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Mon May 04, 2015 12:24 pm ] |
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Mixed emotions day.... Ich Jr turns 26 today. Unfortunately, my 92 year old father in law decided to exit stage left today as well. Going to have to postpone the birthday celebration for a week as I take Mrs. Ich back to Tennessee. He was a good man and will be missed. 
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon May 04, 2015 12:29 pm ] |
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Condolences to you and Mrs Ich.
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon May 04, 2015 1:33 pm ] |
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 92 years is a long, full life.
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:48 pm ] |
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January 18, 2016... this is the date that your Unca Ich is projected to become a grandfather!  Although I'm excited for Ichette and her husband, I will admit that I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that I'll soon be a Papaw. Good Lord! The gray hair on my chin is not a result of eating vanilla ice cream after all! |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:35 pm ] |
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Congrats, Ich! |
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| Author: | cap [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:08 pm ] |
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Ichabod wrote: January 18, 2016... this is the date that your Unca Ich is projected to become a grandfather! Although I'm excited for Ichette and her husband, I will admit that I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that I'll soon be a Papaw. Good Lord! The gray hair on my chin is not a result of eating vanilla ice cream after all! how did they make the baby? |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:12 pm ] |
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cap wrote: Ichabod wrote: January 18, 2016... this is the date that your Unca Ich is projected to become a grandfather! Although I'm excited for Ichette and her husband, I will admit that I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that I'll soon be a Papaw. Good Lord! The gray hair on my chin is not a result of eating vanilla ice cream after all! how did they make the baby? Prolly some sort of hot wheel track was involved 
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:06 pm ] |
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Sweet Greggo wrote: cap wrote: Ichabod wrote: January 18, 2016... this is the date that your Unca Ich is projected to become a grandfather! Although I'm excited for Ichette and her husband, I will admit that I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that I'll soon be a Papaw. Good Lord! The gray hair on my chin is not a result of eating vanilla ice cream after all! how did they make the baby? Prolly some sort of hot wheel track was involved Oh how the turns have tabled. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:23 pm ] |
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cap wrote: how did they make the baby? Knowing how she's always taken after her mother, I'd say doggy style. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:58 am ] |
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Oh.My.God |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:19 am ] |
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It's like when Keyser Soze showed those men of will what true will was. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:32 am ] |
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Ichabod wrote: cap wrote: how did they make the baby? Knowing how she's always taken after her mother, I'd say doggy style. So it's going to be a boy! 
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:52 am ] |
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or somesuch wrote: Oh.My.God Grandpa Ich has still got it. 
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:26 pm ] |
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Found out today that it's a girl! I'm going to have a granddaughter 
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:39 pm ] |
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| sharpen your shotgun and get ready for the waves of dipshits
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:42 pm ] |
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As of today Mrs. Ich has been my wife for 33 years! I am in absolute awe that she has been able to put up with my shit all these years. Celebrating tomorrow night with a nice dinner at Rick's Chophouse and then home to do the wild thing! 
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| Author: | cap [ Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:43 pm ] |
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blue pills? |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:45 am ] |
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Watching the Kenyans and the Ethiopians battle it out at the finish of the New York City Marathon...Kenyan won the ladies race. I miss running. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:11 pm ] |
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Welp, came across my first bell ringer of the season outside the grocery store  Gawd those bastards make me want to squeeze Santa's ballsack just as hard as I can. ..
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:12 pm ] |
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Ichabod wrote: Welp, came across my first bell ringer of the season outside the grocery store Gawd those bastards make me want to squeeze Santa's ballsack just as hard as I can. .. They were outside of Walmart and Sam's today, and the ones at Sam's were junior high kids. I wanted to re-enact the scene in Airplane! where Robert Stack karate chops his way through all of the people begging for money. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:24 pm ] |
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Took the family to the AAC on Sunday to see Trans Siberian Orchestra. .. I do so love me some hair whipping blondes. As usual Al Pitrelli and Angus Clark wailed on their guitars.  Went and got my TPAT inoculation during lunch today after my almost nine months pregnant daughter demanded it. When dealing with irrational hormones, it's best to keep them aimed at the husband where they belong. More concerts coming up early in 2016. Mrs. Ich and I are going to see Colin Hay in January and Jason Isbell in February. 
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:25 pm ] |
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Ichette hasn't given birth yet. She's 5 days away from her due date. I hope the baby comes sooner than later because she is miserable. 
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:09 am ] |
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Well Boys it's official. Your Unca Ich is married to a grandmother!  Ichette gave birth to an 8 lb 4 oz girl last night at 6:40 PM. Your Unca Ich is busting at the chest! My beautiful daughter now has a beautiful daughter of her own.I am DFW's newest "Bad Grandpa!"
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:12 am ] |
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Congrats Grandpa Ich! 
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| Author: | vbear [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:49 am ] |
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welcome to the club! it's pretty awesome. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:51 am ] |
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You're pretty awesome. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:05 pm ] |
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| Congrats, Grandpa Ich!
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| Author: | vbear [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:33 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: You're pretty awesome. you are!
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| Author: | cap [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:42 pm ] |
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time to retire. grandparents are retired |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:24 pm ] |
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cap wrote: time to retire. grandparents are retired your grandparents were probably retarded as well. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:51 pm ] |
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Mine are dead. Every last one of them. Dead. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:02 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: Mine are dead. Every last one of them. Dead.
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:04 pm ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: Trained Goucho wrote: Mine are dead. Every last one of them. Dead. The wifey still has her grandmother. Little Nina is 94 and going strong. A sister of my grandfather is still alive. She's 99 I think. Heck of a gal, too. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:08 pm ] |
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Mine are all with Jesus too. I'm ready to join them. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:22 pm ] |
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All my great-grandparents are dead too. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:50 pm ] |
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In conclusion, congrats on the grandparent thing, ich. Don't go dying on us. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:57 pm ] |
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Ich will outlive us all. He actually exercises and stuff. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:41 pm ] |
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It's now Grandpa's Hot Wheels track. Congrats, Ich. |
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